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SuicideFuel I Checked Out Crazy Tongue on Instagram, Bro is LIVING LIFE

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For anyone who doesn't remember, "Crazy Tongue" was a nickname given to this Chad in my University residence who would make out with every above average girl. People would always see him making out in the hallways, he didn't give a single fuck if you saw him or not, in fact I believe he was flexing.

I just checked his IG, he is married to a literal 10/10. The type of foid that mogs models. You know when you see a really attractive foid and you think "damn, why isn't she a model, actual models don't even look that good", she's one of those. In his insta, there's videos of him in group-photos all over Europe with a bunch of other attractive people. In some of the videos, there's multiple hot girls around him and they're clearly feeling him up. I guess his wife doesn't gaf or she just has to put up with it since he's such a Chad.

His wife reminds me a lot like this person, they have a very similar phenotype and look but his wife looks even better, she's only 21 too I believe and he's 26:

Emmy
 
Who Is This Random Dude GIF



How much of a chad could they possibly be
It was sort of an ironic corny thing but it stuck with me. People knew it was cringe at the time but they thought it was funny. Someone called him crazy tongue because he didn't know his name and was like "you know that guy, fucking what's his face, crazy tongue the guy who makes out with like every girl" and people laughed.
 
Chad living life and I here rotting on .is:fuk:
 
It was sort of an ironic corny thing but it stuck with me. People knew it was cringe at the time but they thought it was funny. Someone called him crazy tongue because he didn't know his name and was like "you know that guy, fucking what's his face, crazy tongue the guy who makes out with like every girl" and people laughed.
Gross honestly
 
Chad fucked hundreds of foids while I can't even get one
 
i checked out some foids from school and it was kinda funny. there was a smart average chick, and a dumb hot chick.
the smart chick gave herself to a fat turk because he had money. she fucked as many chads as she could before pragmatically cashing in.
the dumb hot chick with the big tits, she just couldn't resist, she got a good-looking HOUSE HUSBAND that doesn't work and supports him with her income.
their life strategies are hilarious to me. to some degree neither of them got exactly what they wanted, these cuntoids just fought, tooth and claw, to grab something valuable out of the sexual market value, and showed off their real priorities and who they really are in the process.
obviously the ideal for both of these cuntoids was to get the perfect husband that has both looks and money, but since that wasn't possible they both went for a grotesque representation of what they really care about the most.
 
Brootl. That foid in the pic is a true 10/10, natural blond nordic fairy female deer, aryan sample of perfection. If his wife is atleast 50% of that, hope he dies from aids. Lucky ass motherfucker.
 
Brootl. That foid in the pic is a true 10/10, natural blond nordic fairy female deer, aryan sample of perfection. If his wife is atleast 50% of that, hope he dies from aids. Lucky ass motherfucker.
Her name is EmmyXTech if you're interested
 
Her name is EmmyXTech if you're interested
i'll go get some drugs and a bottle of gin before checking. I'm scared i can't handle it otherwise. But i'll take a look thx
 
in a rational world you could have shagged most of the same foids as Chadriguez did, through raiding and pillaging their neighborhoods... .
 
Stop giving him mental energy, brocel. Third post now

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Hopefully "Crazy Tongue" gets run over by a semi head-first and his brain splatters all over the ground
Hopefully "Crazy Tongue" gets run over by a semi head-first and his brain splatters all over the ground
Hopefully "Crazy Tongue" gets run over by a semi head-first and his brain splatters all over the ground
 

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