Serious I can’t stop jerking off to chell from portal 2

[VλREN]

So for the record i haven’t been jerking off that for much for theses last few months because I don’t feel anything and I just feel like complete shit afterwards, also it deep fries your dopamine receptors and gives you death grip syndrome anyway. I even managed to make it November 24th this year during NNN.

But recently I discovered porn of chell from portal 2 (never played it or cared). I don’t know why but it turns me on a lot. Like I actually feel something during the act. I also don’t feel like shit afterwards, she’s so hot.

But anyway I don’t really believe in that news years slop but I am going to try and get my shit in order in 2026. I just need to learn how drive and do a few other things.

I’ll probably post more when I get back from my night walk.

I’ve got some plans I wanna share with you Niggas

 

[ItsOverMan]

One time when i was a teen i made a New Years resolution to do no-nut for the whole year, but I failed on January 1. I felt depressed for literally months afterward about it. But I also have anxiety disorders. I avoid New Years resolutions since then.

 

[VλREN]

but I failed on January 1.

How wtf

 

[ItsOverMan]

How wtf

I dunno I got horny and fapped. I was like 16 and it was really hard to not fap lol.

 

[Skoga]

Good cope

 

[VλREN]

Good cope

Idk

Doesn’t really seem to make anything better

 

[Caichan]

That’s interesting

 

[VλREN]

Idk why whenever I see the chell player model from portal 2 I get super horny

 

[AutismHaver]

what does she do that no other foid can mimic? i dont get it

 

[VλREN]

what does she do that no other foid can mimic? i dont get it

Idk her player model just turns me on

Obviously there’s a billion other objectively more attractive foid video game characters so who knows.

 

[VλREN]

Also this a completely new thing I just started doing this

 

[cymbeline]

chell from portal 1 looks way uglier, sleepmaxxing 9999 years ascended

 

[VλREN]

chell from portal 1 looks way uglier, sleepmaxxing 9999 years ascended

Yeah

Am talking about the second game

 

[Skoga]

Idk

Doesn’t really seem to make anything better

Obviously not, they feel good in the moment, which is all that matters imo.

 

[VλREN]

Obviously not, they feel good in the moment, which is all that matters imo.

Tell that to the fent zombies

 

[no love found]

Jfl the brain does some weird things and works in mysterious ways

 

[Skoga]

Tell that to the fent zombies

I wish I could get drugs.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

You cannot say you can't stop jerking off to a woman, then not post an example image of that woman

 

[VλREN]

You cannot say you can't stop jerking off to a woman, then not post an example image of that woman

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I wanna fuck her

 

[cymbeline]

it looks like she's wearing makeup in the sequel lol

 

[VλREN]

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it looks like she's wearing makeup in the sequel lol

Bottom version fatality mogs the top version

 

[VλREN]

I really need to stick my dick in her vagina

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

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I wanna fuck her

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it looks like she's wearing makeup in the sequel lol

I really need to stick my dick in her vagina
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Yes!

This is what ugly subhuman deserve! Sex with this woman 3 times per day, every day! Creampie all her holes!