RageFuel I can't stand the term 'SEX LIFE'

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The phrase 'SEX LIFE' drives me absolutely insane. SEX LIFE. You're telling me normies have an entire LIFE separate from their public persona, ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO SEX, and they experience this "sex life" with other people? Are you telling me that fucking normie is BATMAN or something? In the day he's Bruce Wayne, at night he's Batman fucking bitches. That's what it is. Normies and their god given alter egos.

It's like these fucking sex-havers have an entire portal to another dimension and get to escape to this dimension and experience pure bliss. MEANWHILE I'm stuck IM MY USELESS MANLET BODY to ROT AND KILL MYSELF.

FUCKNAKLWSFKJhfbaskjdhbkjlahdsf

Everytime the phrase "sex life" is uttered, my brain fills in the blank: "the sex life I have and you don't."
 
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Over, it is.
 
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People who say it should have their genitals acid attacked
 
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FinnCel said:
People who say it should have their genitals acid attacked


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You know that's what they mean when they tell someone to "get a life".
 
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Angry_runt said:
You know that's what they mean when they tell someone to "get a life".

FUCKKKK. I didn't even think of it that way. Jesus Christ, that pisses me off even more.
 
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Angry_runt said:
You know that's what they mean when they tell someone to "get a life".
High IQ
 
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Angry_runt said:
You know that's what they mean when they tell someone to "get a life".
:giga: holy fuck u right
 
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You aren't experiencing life if you aren't actively having sex
 
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Sex-havers are just that, they're fuckers!
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
The phrase 'SEX LIFE' drives me absolutely insane. SEX LIFE. You're telling me normies have an entire LIFE separate from their public persona, ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO SEX, and they experience this "sex life" with other people? Are you telling me that fucking normie is BATMAN or something? In the day he's Bruce Wayne, at night he's Batman fucking bitches. That's what it is. Normies and their god given alter egos.

It's like these fucking sex-havers have an entire portal to another dimension and get to escape to this dimension and experience pure bliss. MEANWHILE I'm stuck IM MY USELESS MANLET BODY to ROT AND KILL MYSELF.

FUCKNAKLWSFKJhfbaskjdhbkjlahdsf

Everytime the phrase "sex life" is uttered, my brain fills in the blank: "the sex life I have and you don't."
brutal:feelsree:
 
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Holy fuck this makes me wanna die OP
 
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Everyday I have sex life with my hand and animu lolis
 
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I've always found that annoying too. Any subtype of life takes away from the big picture of things.