Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
★★★★★
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2024
- Posts
- 13,675
- Online time
- 1d 9h
Jumping - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk
Carotid artery stab - Risk of missing + painful slow death if you do it wrong
Pills - Foid strategy, doesn’t work most of the time
Wrist slit - Foid strategy, also has a low success rate
Guns - Not available + survival risk unless shotgun
Poison - Not available + painful
Heroin - Very effective and peaceful but not available
Hanging - Most people don’t do it right and die slowly and in pain
Suicide by cop - Varies in success, your size, race, weapon, and level of aggression will impact your success chance + prison, rape, and survival risk
Suicide by train - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk
Carbon monoxide - Not possible, live with family
Fire - Nah
Drowning - Too hard
Death by bear - Stupid as fuck for obvious reasons, and bears are hard to find
I CAN’T DIE!!! I CAN’T DIE!!!
Carotid artery stab - Risk of missing + painful slow death if you do it wrong
Pills - Foid strategy, doesn’t work most of the time
Wrist slit - Foid strategy, also has a low success rate
Guns - Not available + survival risk unless shotgun
Poison - Not available + painful
Heroin - Very effective and peaceful but not available
Hanging - Most people don’t do it right and die slowly and in pain
Suicide by cop - Varies in success, your size, race, weapon, and level of aggression will impact your success chance + prison, rape, and survival risk
Suicide by train - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk
Carbon monoxide - Not possible, live with family
Fire - Nah
Drowning - Too hard
Death by bear - Stupid as fuck for obvious reasons, and bears are hard to find
I CAN’T DIE!!! I CAN’T DIE!!!





