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I can’t die

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Jumping - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk

Carotid artery stab - Risk of missing + painful slow death if you do it wrong

Pills - Foid strategy, doesn’t work most of the time

Wrist slit - Foid strategy, also has a low success rate

Guns - Not available + survival risk unless shotgun

Poison - Not available + painful

Heroin - Very effective and peaceful but not available

Hanging - Most people don’t do it right and die slowly and in pain

Suicide by cop - Varies in success, your size, race, weapon, and level of aggression will impact your success chance + prison, rape, and survival risk

Suicide by train - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk

Carbon monoxide - Not possible, live with family

Fire - Nah

Drowning - Too hard

Death by bear - Stupid as fuck for obvious reasons, and bears are hard to find

I CAN’T DIE!!! I CAN’T DIE!!!

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Most of them would kill you
 
Suicide by train - Survival + paralysis/brain damage risk
Ngl I would choose that

130 km/h (idk how many mph) should make my body change matter phase

And add some vodka drinking before death moment
 

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