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I bought a BMW

Fuck off fed kys nikka youre probably vaccinated and circumsides too
 
Do you actually own a clownshoe
Yes. 2000 MY US Spec with S52 engine, same as the E36 M3 here.

Mainly use it as a classic weekend cruiser, did daily it for 8 months last year
 
Brutal. People shoving the lifemogg upon my throat here :feelscry: :feelscry: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
Yes. 2000 MY US Spec with S52 engine, same as the E36 M3 here.

Mainly use it as a classic weekend cruiser, did daily it for 8 months last year
Mirin. I'd love to drive one some day but it won't happen. BMW needs to make the Z4 shooting brake concept a production car, like a spiritual successor to the clown shoe
 
Reminds me of a cERtain person ngl
 
Good, I still have Dacia Dumpster.
 
I haven't owned a car in 15 years.
 
mogger thread :reeeeee:
 
Hey man, how is law enforcement going?:feelsgah:

I already finished my college finals and passed all my classes.

Also I am working on clearing my background which I am almost 100% on. I will be fully 100% by the time I get my degree.
 
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Fuck off fed kys nikka youre probably vaccinated and circumsides too
Leave him alone he is on our side.

A real officercel would never glowpost
 
I bought a relatively new BMW M3 yesterday. Took it for a test drive and instantly fell in love. Been wanting a BMW for 5 years now and now fortunate enough to have one. The payments are $875 a month JFL but it’s a beast.

I gently tap the gas and it’s already showing I’m going 80+ mph. 0-60 in 2.6 seconds. It has 5 different sport modes. Mogging the highway

Work has been good. Mandatory 80 hours but anything above 40 is double time. I’m meeting a lot of people and life is going good. It’s very much a “brotherhood” mentality. Also cool I get LE discounts.

So yeah, a house I own, two cars including a BMW M3, a career in law enforcement, get along with everyone, and a woman has yet to approach me. All else is good though.
Nice, my first car was a BMW 128i. I fucking loved that car and regret selling it. My sister kept mogging me saying, “it’s a girls car”. It was out of the warranty though and the repairs were astronomical. I’ve driven a Lexus ever since. Very comfortable car, not as beastly or fun to drive, but who cares? I’m never getting laid anyway :feelsrope:
 
Glad that you found something that you enjoy brocel! :feelsaww:

Funny part to me is, ironically most incels here could pass the police background check as they expect you to stay away from normie activities.

I hate to say it but doesn't apply to truecels who are past their young phase.
 
The big kicker on anything Euro in the US is the maintenance. One of my cars is a high mileage older Euro that was passed down through my family and bought new. Fucker costs as much as new model for repairs/yearly maintenance if you're taking it to a shop, and if you're doing repairs, even more sometimes due to parts scarcity. And I have to fuel it up with 93, and since you drive an M3, I'm guessing you have to fuel it up with 93 as well. Can't really afford to maintain it properly with my wagie job. I like my other car better, but I have a lot of sentimental attachment to the Euro because I was basically born in the thing.
 

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