I became an escortcel today

[rope2cope]

Woke up today and felt like I needed to finally bite the bullet and lose my virginity to a prostitute, not sure how to feel about it to be honest.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

What was it like to first put your penis into a moist hole?

 

[TheSecondComing]

Was she ugly and how old

 

[lastchancel]

i'm not paying a foid anything ever. i'll die a fucking grand wizard before I give a foid my hard earned cash for a biological function, fuck that.

 

[rope2cope]

What was it like to first put your penis into a moist hole?

I mean, it was what I imagine but deep down I knew this foid didn't like me and was probably disgusted that I am a degenerate who paid for sex. I think 99% of the fun in sex is 2 people who actually like one another, not just some sad incel paying £70 to lose his v-card.

 

[thelonewanderer]

I'd much rather buy a sexdoll ngl

 

[rope2cope]

Was she ugly and how old

She was okay (7/10), some Eastern European whore. Her profile claimed 25 but it was obvious she was 30.

 

[FailedExperiment41]

I've tried that, twice, and in both cases I was too nervous to get an erection. Too many years of rejection and scarring left me unable to handle being physically close to a woman.

 

[rope2cope]

I've tried that, twice, and in both cases I was too nervous to get an erection. Too many years of rejection and scarring left me unable to handle being physically close to a woman.

Yeah, she knew I was autistic and nervous, it took me way too fucking long to nut to the point where she asked "you still haven't cum yet?". Had to just jackhammer it until I could nut.

 

[TheSecondComing]

She was okay (7/10)

bro... what.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

I've tried that, twice, and in both cases I was too nervous to get an erection. Too many years of rejection and scarring left me unable to handle being physically close to a woman.

This is one of my fears

 

[Valiant Virgin]

How did it compare to masturbating?

Are you happy that you've done it or do you regret it?

 

[rope2cope]

bro... what.

The fact that she was a whore really knocked points off her regardless of her looks.

 

[BRCel123]

what is the feeling of having your D inside the P ?

 

[rope2cope]

How did it compare to masturbating?

Are you happy that you've done it or do you regret it?

I don't regret it but I do wish I wasn't a sub-human who had to resort to escortceling to actually have sex. Honestly the escort didn't really provide the Girlfriend Experience either, it was more of a hole to put your dick and just nut with the odd BJ thrown in.

 

[wereqryan]

I think 99% of the fun in sex is 2 people who actually like one another, not just some sad incel paying £70 to lose his v-card.

@BlkPillPres will never understand this.

 

[rope2cope]

what is the feeling of having your D inside the P ?

If you own a fleshlight then it's more or less the same to be honest, probably slightly better if it's tight fleshlight. Although I would warn you if you follow the escortceling route, you might have a hard time actually nutting if you're so degraded from pornography.

 

[FailedExperiment41]

I'm not going to lie, this thread is SuicideFuel for me. Another incel was actually able to nut with a girl, no matter how awful the circumstance. I could never aspire to that.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Was she atleast pretty enough?

 

[DaveBuster]

"Congratulations". And you still feel the same, don't you? You're still an incel, aren't you?

 

[littlemanhikicel]

You used condom?

 

[rope2cope]

"Congratulations". And you still feel the same, don't you? You're still an incel, aren't you?

Yes, literally nothing changed. Women still think I am sub-human and the fact I lost it to a hooker is Sucide Fuel due to the social stigma.

 

[BlkPillPres]

I think 99% of the fun in sex is 2 people who actually like one another, not just some sad incel paying £70 to lose his v-card.

You are right, that is what sex is, for someone who is an egoist and everything they do is connected to their pride

@BlkPillPres will never understand this.

I know its hard for you to understand, but translate your feelings about sex to food, and you'll see why I'm not affected by the mental affliction you guys have

I don't have the ego you guys have

I'm sure there are hunters who are so obsessed and egotistical that they will only eat the meat of their "own kills", you guys (most people) have that exact same mindset when it comes to sex, and you don't even realize it, unless you "took down" the defenses of the woman yourself and made her want to fuck you, you can't enjoy the "meat"

Me, I'm just a fucking shopper passing through a store with my grocery cart, picking up whatever meat I want to eat and buying it, because for me, ITS JUST A MEAL, my ego isn't staked in my "hunting prowess" or anything really, I JUST WANT TO EAT

I know this is going in one ear and out the other because you idiots can't see past your ego, I might as well be speaking in gibberish, because you can't reason someone out of something they weren't reasoned into, ego revolves around emotional thinking, your emotions on this subject are strong and because of that logic can't appeal to you, because what you want is not understanding, what you want is for those emotional cravings to be satisifed, so my words will never truly reach you, logic doesn't matter to people with such a mindset, at the end of the day all you want is "to be loved", and anything I say doesn't matter because it falls flat in the face of that desire.

 

[rope2cope]

You used condom?

Yeah.

 

[FailedExperiment41]

"Congratulations". And you still feel the same, don't you? You're still an incel, aren't you?

How is he an incel if he's not celibate? Yes, he had to pay someone, but that's just betabux right? (sorry, I'm new, so I'm not in sync with the terms here)

 

[rope2cope]

Was she atleast pretty enough?

She was alright for a hooker I guess.

How is he an incel if he's not celibate? Yes, he had to pay someone, but that's just betabux right? (sorry, I'm new, so I'm not in sync with the terms here)

Being an escortcel still means you're an incel, it's just a form of cope that deep down we know won't work but we try it anyway.

 

[ihaveno1]

i'm not paying a foid anything ever. i'll die a fucking grand wizard before I give a foid my hard earned cash for a biological function, fuck that.

same man

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'm trying to think, I can't come up with one good escortceling story. Not one. And they all seem to involve gun jamming. Dude can't nut, even bareback.

 

[FailedExperiment41]

I always thought that all relationships are prostitution on some level. Hooker vs. Wife is just Rent vs. Buy. To get a wife you have to be able to contribute a lot of money and resources. So I don't see how having prostitutes is really different than having a wife.

 

[BigGhey]

Me, I'm just a fucking shopper passing through a store with my grocery cart, picking up whatever meat I want to eat and buying it, because for me, ITS JUST A MEAL, my ego isn't staked in my "hunting prowess" or anything really, I JUST WANT TO EAT

tbh same but with a restaurant I become picky

also restaurant food > sex

its more accessible

I always thought that all relationships are prostitution on some level. Hooker vs. Wife is just Rent vs. Buy. To get a wife you have to be able to contribute a lot of money and resources. So I don't see how having prostitutes is really different than having a wife.

in some respects its better because the transaction is more direct

 

[KingOfRome]

Yeah, she knew I was autistic and nervous, it took me way too fucking long to nut to the point where she asked "you still haven't cum yet?". Had to just jackhammer it until I could nut.

I genuinely could not nut the first time I paid for it. You're lucky.

 

[Emba]

I'm proud of you son.
Today you are a man!
(Or something like that)

 

[imbored21]

I genuinely could not nut the first time I paid for it. You're lucky.

i couldn't nut the first 2 years paying for it. My oneitis had to work with me really hard and eventually we got to the point I could nut.

 

[BlkPillPres]

i couldn't nut the first 2 years paying for it. My oneitis had to work with me really hard and eventually we got to the point I could nut.

..........

 

[incels.REEEE]

i couldn't nut the first 2 years paying for it. My oneitis had to work with me really hard and eventually we got to the point I could nut.

Did you spend $100,000?

 

[StaroRavager]

The day I become an escortcel will be a great one indeed

 

[Mikasa]

Getting an escort seems more degrading than being one.

 

[Evildоer]

I've tried that, twice, and in both cases I was too nervous to get an erection. Too many years of rejection and scarring left me unable to handle being physically close to a woman.

Fuark, that's harsh. Do you plan to try more in future?

 

[SweetSide]

The day I become an escortcel will be a great one indeed

Trust me dude, the more you go to see escorts, the less fun it becomes.
I became a subman, now I can barely get a boner, because sex is not just a sensation, it's also a moment of sharing.
Becoming escortcel will depress you.
Actually romance is as important as sex.

 

[78980n]

i couldn't nut the first 2 years paying for it. My oneitis had to work with me really hard and eventually we got to the point I could nut.

Your oneitis was a prostitute...?

 

[Baldcuecel]

It was a horrible and embarrassing experience wasn't it?

 

[WhatTheCuck]

i couldn't nut the first 2 years paying for it. My oneitis had to work with me really hard and eventually we got to the point I could nut.

...Pardon?

 

[Deleted member 17599]

Don't be a cuck paying for used up roasties.

 

[StaroRavager]

Trust me dude, the more you go to see escorts, the less fun it becomes.
I became a subman, now I can barely get a boner, because sex is not just a sensation, it's also a moment of sharing.
Becoming escortcel will depress you.
Actually romance is as important as sex.

Don’t worry about me, I’ll become an escortcel the day before roping. There will be no time for the novelty to wear off. If anything it’s just a checkbox now

 

[Haywire]

I genuinely could not nut the first time I paid for it. You're lucky.

but you could feel it and it felt good right? idk man paying a decent amount then go 3 pumps in and you cum and shes like ok leave now i think i rather be able to last.

 

[KingOfRome]

but you could feel it and it felt good right? idk man paying a decent amount then go 3 pumps in and you cum and shes like ok leave now i think i rather be able to last.

My first time was nothing short of traumatizing and makes me sometimes wish I was still a virgin.

Most of my other sessions weren't great, either.

 

[Haywire]

My first time was nothing short of traumatizing and makes me sometimes wish I was still a virgin.

Most of my other sessions weren't great, either.

if i ever do it im going into it thinking its going to be bad which it probably will be.

 

[KingOfRome]

if i ever do it im going into it thinking its going to be bad which it probably will be.

Yeah, only Chad gets good service from prostitutes, and he doesn't even need to pay in the first place.

 

[2340922]

What was it like to first put your penis into a moist hole?

would be nice if u could make a separate post about it all

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

She was alright for a hooker I guess.

Being an escortcel still means you're an incel, it's just a form of cope that deep down we know won't work but we try it anyway.

you know it works though