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So you punched a foid just because? Guess I'll be the first in this thread to disapprove of unprovoked battery.
 
She would have folded over if it was Chad.
 
good work brocel, they deserve it (in GTA RP). But keep surveillance cameras in mind when you’re doing this.
 
i shoplifted a braun once it's cost was 80 euros lmao , i think the cops knew it was me since i felt they were kind of following me (small town the place i stole is a big mall outside the town) , but they did nothing at all they even smiled while watching me from the car while i was drinking a coffee at the bar lol .
 
Dr. Autismo said:
...I punched a foid right in her fucking head!

So, a couple of minutes ago, I was walking a round town, late at night.
I was feeling pretty pissed off over seeing a few couples here and there.
I've been feeling this urge to violently punch a random foid square in her fucking head, and this night, a few minutes ago, I actually did it!
When I walk pass a foid who's alone in a pretty empty area, I feel the urge to punch them, but I don't due to people being around.

Well, uptown, there are a few bars and a Sainsbury's nearby.
Not many people were about.
I walked into a nearby alleyway that leads to a multi-story car park as a short cut home.
Luckily for me, this blonde foid was walking towards me and she was alone, nobody else was around.
It was just her... and me.
She was on her phone, so she took no notice of me.
As I got closer to her, I clenched my fist.
As I was near enough to her, I raised my arm, reeled it back and struck her in the head.
I'll never forget the sound of the impact my fist had on her forehead.

I remember her reaction.
As I reeled my arm back, before I struck her, she looked up at me, she said: "What the fuck...?".
When I punched her, she fell back on the ground, she was in shock and gasping heavily.
As soon as she fell back, I ran for it, she also run away too, out the alley, the way I came.
No doubt, she run away looking for the nearest white knight to rescue her.

I feel very proud of myself, I hope I fucking traumatized that cunt.
Foids fucking hate me, ignore me, avoid me, want me dead, think I'm weird, creepy and ugly.
Yes, I do fucking hate women, they hated me first!

I hope that this incident is forever carved into her memory.
I hope that the image of me, that night: My shape and size, my black attire, my black beanie, my angry white face, I hope she never forgets it.
I hope she never forgets this, even if she continued to peacefully live out the natural term of her life.
Even if she lives for a hundred or even a thousand years.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Questions, please?
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most based thing ever posted on this site.

I salute you saar
 
Dr. Autismo said:
...I punched a foid right in her fucking head!

So, a couple of minutes ago, I was walking a round town, late at night.
I was feeling pretty pissed off over seeing a few couples here and there.
I've been feeling this urge to violently punch a random foid square in her fucking head, and this night, a few minutes ago, I actually did it!
When I walk pass a foid who's alone in a pretty empty area, I feel the urge to punch them, but I don't due to people being around.

Well, uptown, there are a few bars and a Sainsbury's nearby.
Not many people were about.
I walked into a nearby alleyway that leads to a multi-story car park as a short cut home.
Luckily for me, this blonde foid was walking towards me and she was alone, nobody else was around.
It was just her... and me.
She was on her phone, so she took no notice of me.
As I got closer to her, I clenched my fist.
As I was near enough to her, I raised my arm, reeled it back and struck her in the head.
I'll never forget the sound of the impact my fist had on her forehead.

I remember her reaction.
As I reeled my arm back, before I struck her, she looked up at me, she said: "What the fuck...?".
When I punched her, she fell back on the ground, she was in shock and gasping heavily.
As soon as she fell back, I ran for it, she also run away too, out the alley, the way I came.
No doubt, she run away looking for the nearest white knight to rescue her.

I feel very proud of myself, I hope I fucking traumatized that cunt.
Foids fucking hate me, ignore me, avoid me, want me dead, think I'm weird, creepy and ugly.
Yes, I do fucking hate women, they hated me first!

I hope that this incident is forever carved into her memory.
I hope that the image of me, that night: My shape and size, my black attire, my black beanie, my angry white face, I hope she never forgets it.
I hope she never forgets this, even if she continued to peacefully live out the natural term of her life.
Even if she lives for a hundred or even a thousand years.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Questions, please?
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Incredibly based thread, you deserve Incel of the year my friend. :feelsYall:
 
You should've saved your rage for one that actually gives you a dirty look, or avoids eye contact with you by looking down at the ground because she's "scared". You wasted your freedom!
 
fucknpcs said:
You should've saved your rage for one that actually gives you a dirty look, or avoids eye contact with you by looking down at the ground because she's "scared". You wasted your freedom!
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Somebodies got to put foids in their place.
 
fucknpcs said:
Yea, but you gotta target the right ones. If you wrong someone that never even noticed you, you get bad karma in return.
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The foid I punched was an 18 year old blonde Stacey.
She probably already had her first abortion and has a picture of it mounted on her bedroom wall.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
...I punched a foid right in her fucking head!

So, a couple of minutes ago, I was walking a round town, late at night.
I was feeling pretty pissed off over seeing a few couples here and there.
I've been feeling this urge to violently punch a random foid square in her fucking head, and this night, a few minutes ago, I actually did it!
When I walk pass a foid who's alone in a pretty empty area, I feel the urge to punch them, but I don't due to people being around.

Well, uptown, there are a few bars and a Sainsbury's nearby.
Not many people were about.
I walked into a nearby alleyway that leads to a multi-story car park as a short cut home.
Luckily for me, this blonde foid was walking towards me and she was alone, nobody else was around.
It was just her... and me.
She was on her phone, so she took no notice of me.
As I got closer to her, I clenched my fist.
As I was near enough to her, I raised my arm, reeled it back and struck her in the head.
I'll never forget the sound of the impact my fist had on her forehead.

I remember her reaction.
As I reeled my arm back, before I struck her, she looked up at me, she said: "What the fuck...?".
When I punched her, she fell back on the ground, she was in shock and gasping heavily.
As soon as she fell back, I ran for it, she also run away too, out the alley, the way I came.
No doubt, she run away looking for the nearest white knight to rescue her.

I feel very proud of myself, I hope I fucking traumatized that cunt.
Foids fucking hate me, ignore me, avoid me, want me dead, think I'm weird, creepy and ugly.
Yes, I do fucking hate women, they hated me first!

I hope that this incident is forever carved into her memory.
I hope that the image of me, that night: My shape and size, my black attire, my black beanie, my angry white face, I hope she never forgets it.
I hope she never forgets this, even if she continued to peacefully live out the natural term of her life.
Even if she lives for a hundred or even a thousand years.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Questions, please?
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Based hope she got skull fractures and suffered permanent brain damage(to the point where she can't even testify in court)
 
This was like a pre-emptive revenge for calling you ugly, which is what would have happened.
 
Now youll be put on a sex offender list, Well done.

You might get house arrest aswell as an ankle monitor to monitor you at all times.
 
Damn, you just ran away.

You should have grabbed her titties or copped a quick feel of her puss puss (in game), then ran away
:ahegao::ahegao:
 
Surprised Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
I wonder if she ever has fantasy's of that night?...
 
RossProofArch said:
If you were/are a wristcel did/would it hurt your fist?
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No, I'm not a wristcel and it did not hurt my wrists, or my fist either.
As soon as I walloped her noggin, I jotted all the way from that alleyway back to my flat.
I posted the paper work of when I got caught and busted by the jerkops too.
incels.is

Proof I went ER on a foid

The sequel to this thread: https://incels.is/threads/i-got-arrested.600795/ And proof I'm not larping.
incels.is incels.is
 
Dr. Autismo said:
Food and drinks.
I stole 2 cans of monster this night before I punched the foid.
I sometimes used to steal gaming shit from game and sell it for cash at cex.
I don't no more because around christmas 2023, these 2 town detective dudes, not cops, caught me chilling in an alleyway after stole these playstation lights and tried to sell them as cex.
Unfortunately, cex won't accept them, so I binned the lights and was sulking in an alleyway.
Then these 2 town detectives found me, asked me where the lights were, and I lead them straight to them.
They took the PS lights back, took a pic of my drivers licence that I keep on my phone and left me be with a warning.
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I used to steal from Tescos and other shops in UK

I would take like 50 products, scan 1 at self-checkout, pay for the 1 product and then just gtfo JFL.

One time I got caught and they banned me from coming to Tescos but I came back next day but I didnt steal anymore because I didnt want to get arrested my family gaslighted me into thinking that they will arrest you for this shit if I knew nothing would happen I would do it more
 
Incline said:
I used to steal from Tescos and other shops in UK

I would take like 50 products, scan 1 at self-checkout, pay for the 1 product and then just gtfo JFL.

One time I got caught and they banned me from coming to Tescos but I came back next day but I didnt steal anymore because I didnt want to get arrested my family gaslighted me into thinking that they will arrest you for this shit if I knew nothing would happen I would do it more
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Based, I've been shoplifting since I was a child.
When I was really young, I went to tesco with my mother and father, I wanted them to buy me a packet of cheese strings, but they wouldn't and told me to put them back.
When they weren't looking, I pocketed them into my jacket.
When we left and when home, I ate them in my room.
They never found out about that.
I also stole a package of yu-gi-oh cards from a shop when I was 9.

Did any of the staff recognize you after they banned you?
 
Dr. Autismo said:
Based, I've been shoplifting since I was a child.
When I was really young, I went to tesco with my mother and father, I wanted them to buy me a packet of cheese strings, but they wouldn't and told me to put them back.
When they weren't looking, I pocketed them into my jacket.
When we left and when home, I ate them in my room.
They never found out about that.
I also stole a package of yu-gi-oh cards from a shop when I was 9.

Did any of the staff recognize you after they banned you?
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They never stopped me again so I dont think so, I don't think the store staff even knew, it was the security who caught me, they were watching me on CCTV. I took too much time stealing that time that is why they caught me, I went to the back of the Tesco in the hot-food area and I bought some chicken and cross-cuts potatoes, then I opened the bags and dumped all the chicken and cross-cuts into one bag and threw the rest away so that I would just pay for one bag.

I paid for the bag and as I was walking away the fucking Gymmaxxing security grabbed me and took me into a room and forced me to sign some paper saying I won't ever return and they told me I'm banned. Also they opened my chicken bag and started fucking taking my chicken away :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels: they only left the ones I paid for.

This never happened when I was doing the self-checkout strat. I think the self-checkout strat is much better than taking shit into your pockets because its much less suspicious and much faster.

I think now days they caught on to it because I see a lot more security in self-checkout. But it was good while it lasted.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
Based, I've been shoplifting since I was a child.
When I was really young, I went to tesco with my mother and father, I wanted them to buy me a packet of cheese strings, but they wouldn't and told me to put them back.
When they weren't looking, I pocketed them into my jacket.
When we left and when home, I ate them in my room.
They never found out about that.
I also stole a package of yu-gi-oh cards from a shop when I was 9.

Did any of the staff recognize you after they banned you?
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Actually it was the Morrisons who caught me that way, but I got banned from Tesco also doing the self-checkout strat the FUCKING WHORE FOID at the self-checkout told me to show her the receipt and I didnt want to because I only scanned 1 item while I had like 15 items JFL, so I started just legging it for the door and ignored her but the FUCKING seuurity guard got in my way as I tried to leave and fucking told me to show the receipt, I just told him that Im sorry I forgot to scan it :feelskek::feelskek:, but then he moved out the way so I started leaving and he just shouted to me that I shouldn't come back here ever again but idc because I didnt have to sign anything like in Morrisons JFL
 
Incline said:
Actually it was the Morrisons who caught me that way, but I got banned from Tesco also doing the self-checkout strat the FUCKING WHORE FOID at the self-checkout told me to show her the receipt and I didnt want to because I only scanned 1 item while I had like 15 items JFL, so I started just legging it for the door and ignored her but the FUCKING seuurity guard got in my way as I tried to leave and fucking told me to show the receipt, I just told him that Im sorry I forgot to scan it :feelskek::feelskek:, but then he moved out the way so I started leaving and he just shouted to me that I shouldn't come back here ever again but idc because I didnt have to sign anything like in Morrisons JFL
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That sucks.
Some places in town don't have security guards, like this WHsmith downtown.
They never has any security guards and there only have like, 2-3 staff on duty.
And best of all, they have this massive fridge thing to store their drinks.
This fridge is huge and wide, it's a few feet in front of the tils, facing forward.
Meaning, you could go in, pocket a few drinks and walk out and the staff may not notice you doing so, because they can't see you because the fridge is blocking their view of you.

I got caught shoplifting at that WHsmith 4 times so far, and nothing serious came of it.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
...I punched a foid right in her fucking head!

So, a couple of minutes ago, I was walking a round town, late at night.
I was feeling pretty pissed off over seeing a few couples here and there.
I've been feeling this urge to violently punch a random foid square in her fucking head, and this night, a few minutes ago, I actually did it!
When I walk pass a foid who's alone in a pretty empty area, I feel the urge to punch them, but I don't due to people being around.

Well, uptown, there are a few bars and a Sainsbury's nearby.
Not many people were about.
I walked into a nearby alleyway that leads to a multi-story car park as a short cut home.
Luckily for me, this blonde foid was walking towards me and she was alone, nobody else was around.
It was just her... and me.
She was on her phone, so she took no notice of me.
As I got closer to her, I clenched my fist.
As I was near enough to her, I raised my arm, reeled it back and struck her in the head.
I'll never forget the sound of the impact my fist had on her forehead.

I remember her reaction.
As I reeled my arm back, before I struck her, she looked up at me, she said: "What the fuck...?".
When I punched her, she fell back on the ground, she was in shock and gasping heavily.
As soon as she fell back, I ran for it, she also run away too, out the alley, the way I came.
No doubt, she run away looking for the nearest white knight to rescue her.

I feel very proud of myself, I hope I fucking traumatized that cunt.
Foids fucking hate me, ignore me, avoid me, want me dead, think I'm weird, creepy and ugly.
Yes, I do fucking hate women, they hated me first!

I hope that this incident is forever carved into her memory.
I hope that the image of me, that night: My shape and size, my black attire, my black beanie, my angry white face, I hope she never forgets it.
I hope she never forgets this, even if she continued to peacefully live out the natural term of her life.
Even if she lives for a hundred or even a thousand years.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Questions, please?
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Larp?
 
Sounds like a larp wouldn’t admit to committing a violent crime on an incel forum where supposedly there are feds (even though there are probably very little to none at all)
 
Dr. Autismo said:
That sucks.
Some places in town don't have security guards, like this WHsmith downtown.
They never has any security guards and there only have like, 2-3 staff on duty.
And best of all, they have this massive fridge thing to store their drinks.
This fridge is huge and wide, it's a few feet in front of the tils, facing forward.
Meaning, you could go in, pocket a few drinks and walk out and the staff may not notice you doing so, because they can't see you because the fridge is blocking their view of you.

I got caught shoplifting at that WHsmith 4 times so far, and nothing serious came of it.
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I was doing it in London but most of places had security guards even TescoEXTRA has it the small ones.

The small local shops don't have any but I didn't want to steal from those small shops, I only stole from large corporations just like they steal our Taxes.
 
I honestly don’t really believe your story
 
iyo
 
Cayden Zhang said:
Sounds like a larp wouldn’t admit to committing a violent crime on an incel forum where supposedly there are feds (even though there are probably very little to none at all)
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Some people just dont give a fuck anymore

Its not hard to understand when you have nothing to lose.
 
A lot of people actually, have nothing to lose
 
Cayden Zhang said:
Was it worth it?
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Kinda, I felt empowered and emboldened by what I did.
Yesterday, I was even searching for a lone foid to assault again, but couldn't find one.
Finding foids to attack isn't easy because they're almost never out alone and prefer to be with friends, family and bfs.
I don't care if I get caught and arrested again, even though the station cells and court cells are absolutely boring as fucking hell.
I'm content with pushing, barging and shoving foids for the time being.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
Kinda, I felt empowered and emboldened by what I did.
Yesterday, I was even searching for a lone foid to assault again, but couldn't find one.
Finding foids to attack isn't easy because they're almost never out alone and prefer to be with friends, family and bfs.
I don't care if I get caught and arrested again, even though the station cells and court cells are absolutely boring as fucking hell.
I'm content with pushing, barging and shoving foids for the time being.
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We’d lose you though just don’t go to prison
 
Cayden Zhang said:
We’d lose you though just don’t go to prison
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Don't worry, I won't, I'm not even going to prison.
I've got an appointment with a psychological therapist and assistant psychologist on friday and another court hearing on the 27th.
That court hearing is pretty much just them keeping tabs on me and updating my case.
I think I may have another mental health appointment on the 3rd july too.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
Don't worry, I won't, I'm not even going to prison.
I've got an appointment with a psychological therapist and assistant psychologist on friday and another court hearing on the 27th.
That court hearing is pretty much just them keeping tabs on me and updating my case.
I think I may have another mental health appointment on the 3rd july too.
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You think they might get you in trouble again if they read your post?
 
Cayden Zhang said:
You think they might get you in trouble again if they read your post?
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They already know about my account here on IS, but their not too concerned about it.
It wasn't even brought up during my second court hearing in may.
My SOYlicator advised me to stay off this forum, in an attempt to give me his cucked, boomer bluepill advice.
But I don't have much of a life outside of this and the internet.
I have no friends, no family, no gf and no job.
The only 2 things I really have to live for is the internet and my art.
 
Dr. Autismo said:
They already know about my account here on IS, but their not too concerned about it.
It wasn't even brought up during my second court hearing in may.
My SOYlicator advised me to stay off this forum, in an attempt to give me his cucked, boomer bluepill advice.
But I don't have much of a life outside of this and the internet.
I have no friends, no family, no gf and no job.
The only 2 things I really have to live for is the internet and my art.
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Soy
 
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