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Serious I ascended today!!!!

IHateMySelf

IHateMySelf

Chilean incel.
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Today I was in my school and then a girl told me "hi". SHE SAID HI TO ME!!!!!. NEVER BEFORE A GIRL SAID HI TO ME!!!.

Later, I asked her 2 or 3 things and she answered me WITH A NICE WAY!!

Sorry,boyos,but I did it! I ascended!.

Perhaps we will get married soon.

Good bye,looser!. I am a chad now!

:feelzez::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:
 
I reported you. Fucking fakecel get out. And btw this is bragging thread. You fucking snitch
 
fakecel if u aren't a dropout with no career prospects
 
Good OP, but you shouldn't brag here, bragging is against the rules. And also you are a fakecel now..
 
No matter how I turn this, it seems low IQ :kys:
 
In the new Incel Fascist Empire we should hang all fakecels.
 
Wow what a slayer, dude must've been a mentalcel chad all along.
 
Good OP, but you shouldn't brag here, bragging is against the rules. And also you are a fakecel now..
Ahhhh is fucking joke. Is it really bad post this??
 
How old are you? You're telling me nobody ever said hi to you. GTFOOHWTBS
 
Homosexual post
 
surprised you didn't sperg out with the conversation
 
not even joking here, if a woman ever initiated a conversation with you then you're a fakecel.
 
nice meme bro, it's not over until you finish college khhv
 
Today I was in my school and then a girl told me "hi". SHE SAID HI TO ME!!!!!. NEVER BEFORE A GIRL SAID HI TO ME!!!.

Later, I asked her 2 or 3 things and she answered me WITH A NICE WAY!!

Sorry,boyos,but I did it! I ascended!.

Perhaps we will get married soon.

Good bye,looser!. I am a chad now!

:feelzez::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:
:feelskek::feelskek:
Good OP, but you shouldn't brag here, bragging is against the rules. And also you are a fakecel now..
But he didn't get laid
How old are you? You're telling me nobody ever said hi to you. GTFOOHWTBS
 
brutal suicidefuel. I will never experience this since I quit uni.
 
Good luck bro
 
I hate seeing people happy.
 
how is this guy not banned yet? oh, and you'll probably loose her soon by the way
 
nice meme bro, it's not over until you finish college khhv
Its already over actually. Next year im going to university. Nothing good happened to me in school (or high school if you are american) :feelscry:
 
A girl I said hi to in class last week smiled and said hi (insert my name here) back in a happy voice. Can I maybe slay her?
 
A girl I said hi to in class last week smiled and said hi (insert my name here) back in a happy voice. Can I maybe slay her?
She wants you in her bad fucking her. You ascended! :feelzez:
 
Fucking kid is around 16 years old and dare to call himself in celibate. :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
Its already over actually. Next year im going to university. Nothing good happened to me in school (or high school if you are american) :feelscry:

Yeah I guess, being an introvert in a party school can be even worst than wage slaving. I wish I had joined the anime club in freshman year so I had geeky / loser friends
 
Greetings, virgins. Chad here. I see you hate women but want validation from them... hmm.. it's almost as if this is why you're incel. I'm gonna let you know that I asked out 9000 girls this year and all have rejected me except 2, out of which only 2 cucked me. So glad I'm not bitter like you guys, I take responsibility and have a winner mentality... you clearly don't, haHAAAA!
 
Art of the deal op.
You have to take the initiative and court her to dinner and meet her parents and ask her dad his permission before you can take your relationship to the next level.

This thread is your future if you don't get her now.
Look at these envious posts and use that as your motivation for ascending truly.
Greetings, virgins. Chad here. I see you hate women but want validation from them... hmm.. it's almost as if this is why you're incel. I'm gonna let you know that I asked out 9000 girls this year and all have rejected me except 2, out of which only 2 cucked me. So glad I'm not bitter like you guys, I take responsibility and have a winner mentality... you clearly don't, haHAAAA!

I've heard of your legendary pick up abilities Chad.
I heard one you talked to a girl and she tased you in the crotch and then called the cops.
I can't even get a girl to talk to me or even pretend I'm there.
 
Elaborate. What's your relationship to her? Maybe she sees you as a gay asexual dude so you're not a threat. (case for me)
not even joking here, if a woman ever initiated a conversation with you then you're a fakecel.
Wrong. It can also mean that she sees you as an asexual guy.
 

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