Story I approach foids

[Man]

(Day 1) 3 Approaches

Spoiler: Possible brag

I am a 5/10, or a 3/5, I know my odds aren't 0, so I haven't given in to LDAR

Approach 1
Scene: Parking lot
Girl: 3/5

I approach a girl with her window down, she's been looking at me through my tinted windows, glancing sporadically over a few minutes. I roll my windows down, make eye contact once. I go to my trunk grab a water bottle, drink it while approaching her car.

Me: "Hey"
Her: ...
Me: *Whistles for attention* "Hey"

She puts her seatbelt on, rolls up her window and drives away without saying anything.

I don't take much stock from Redpill ass advice about my approach being wrong, but I will recognize this might've been a bit aggressive. My voice is steady now, I could do it again.

Approach 2
Scene: Parking lot
Girl: 2/5
?Friend: 3/5

I stand outside of my car, on snapchat, watching stories and waiting for the foids I parked across to return from shopping. They return, I bitch out when I think the one of the foids is the youger foids mother, couldn't tell if she was 25 or 40.

A minute later I see another foid, drive over and park next to her, she has a passenger, I can't see her through the window, before I could get on my phone and pull out 'Create contact' for her number, foid #1 walks back out of store. Shit. It's the same foid from literally 60 seconds ago, we look at each other, goddamn it, she thinks I'm stalking her, I look so fucking weird pretending to be casual twice.

They drive off faster than appropriate for a parking lot with pedestrians.

Approach 3
Scene: Parking lot
Girl: 3/5
Friend: 4/5

I see some foids hanging out where high school kids normally do, there isn't a huge age gap, so, in my car, I approach some foids with their windows down.
ITS THE SAME BITCH FROM APPROACH #1 WITH HER FRIEND. What the fuck ever, I'm a pedo gangstalker now I guess. I ask for her number anyway, maybe the first time she was nervous, idk.

Me: "Whats your number?"
Her: *talking to her friend*
Her friend: "How old are you"

I know this goes one of two ways now, either she's looking for a reason to say no, or maybe she's making conversation.

Me: "19" (Lie) - They can't tell the difference btw
Her: "We're 16 so..."
Her friend: *Mumbling to her friend*
Me: "So no?"
Her: ...

I drive off.

Those were my approaches. I had shit luck today, but I am not deterred. Will report back in tomorrow. Simp-free approaches only.

 

[HateCurry]

Keep approaching bro anger their bitch-ass

 

[HateCurry]

Make sure they don't record and there's no cops around cause if that's the case you can get arrested

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Mogs me for approaching foids directly

 

[Man]

do u really have to cold approach? do u have a social circle?

I do not have an active social circle, I get invited to birthday parties from my 'Day 1' friends, that's it.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Cope if actually trying but based if doing it to creep out foids

 

[Oroborus]

Mogs me at driving but it's stupid to approach there

 

[Man]

Cope if actually trying but based if doing it to creep out foids

I'm half-based for approaching while self-aware that I'm not attractive enough to succeed with cold approach.

 

[Swagpilled]

Make sure they don't record and there's no cops around cause if that's the case you can get arrested

I don't have approach anxiety I'm just scared they'll call the police on me and I'll get barred from my gym or whatever

 

[Man]

Mogs me at driving but it's stupid to approach there

Why is it stupid to approach in a Parking lot? What's a good alternative?

 

[Oroborus]

Why is it stupid to approach in a Parking lot? What's a good alternative?

people want to leave the place at that moment

 

[Man]

Make sure they don't record and there's no cops around cause if that's the case you can get arrested

Noted. I could have been arrested tbh.

IM TOO BASED TO GIVE A FUCK, IF FOIDS WANT TO IMPRISON ME FOR LOVE, SO BE IT.

 

[HateCurry]

I don't have approach anxiety I'm just scared they'll call the police on me and I'll get barred from my gym or whatever

Bruh I don't judge you harshly for not being brave I'm no redpiller dude. For me, you're smarter if you don't approach at times cause you understand the risks but I do appreciate my brave fellow brocels who man up and this is harder than chad manning up this is real tough.

 

[Oroborus]

What's a good alternative?

not cold approaching at all tbh

 

[HateCurry]

Noted. I could have been arrested tbh.

IM TOO BASED TO GIVE A FUCK, IF FOIDS WANT TO IMPRISON ME FOR LOVE, SO BE IT.

No one likes you (foids)

 

[Swagpilled]

Bruh I don't judge you harshly for not being brave I'm no redpiller dude. For me, you're smarter if you don't approach at times cause you understand the risks but I do appreciate my brave fellow brocels who man up and this is harder than chad manning up this is real tough.

I used to be lower inhib, but then my entire school knew me and I would get bullied everywhere even changed schools but there were still people who knew me

 

[HateCurry]

I used to be lower inhib, but then my entire school knew me and I would get bullied everywhere even changed schools but there were still people who knew me

(_EDITED_)Low Inhib- Just another name for dark traid maxxing cope

Seriously why would anyone say such terms you either agree with something or you do not, what's bold what's not is completely subjective chad would be low inhib by saying he's single, you wouldn't everyone knows you're ugly. Low inhib is a cope.

incels.is

 

[Man]

not cold approaching at all tbh

What's wrong with cold approach, is it just the odds of success being low, or...?

 

[Swagpilled]

Why is it stupid to approach in a Parking lot? What's a good alternative?

idk like a bar or something where people talk anyway

 

[Oroborus]

t just the odds of success being low, or...?

yes and It's awkward as fuk

 

[Man]

idk like a bar or something where people talk anyway

TBH, I feel kinda stupid now that my first instinct was a parking lot.

It literally never crossed my mind to go to a bar, probably because I don't drink, but I will try bars now, thanks for the advice bro

 

[Swagpilled]

TBH, I feel kinda stupid now that my first instinct was a parking lot.

It literally never crossed my mind to go to a bar, probably because I don't drink, but I will try bars now, thanks for the advice bro

even lowers the chance of getting arrested because they'll just think you're a drunk retard instead of a pedophile

 

[Man]

yes and It's awkward as fuk

True, I felt like a fucking degenerate sperg, especially based on their reactions

 

[Man]

even lowers the chance of getting arrested because they'll just think you're a drunk retard instead of a pedophile

 

[Man]

Keep approaching bro anger their bitch-ass

if an approach goes horribly wrong and I'm getting insulted or something I'll start recording the foid.

I hate niggas that record drama that happens to them, but it's for the boys of .is

 

[HateCurry]

if an approach goes horribly wrong and I'm getting insulted or something I'll start recording the foid.

I hate niggas that record drama that happens to them, but it's for the boys of .is

yeah man that's the best

 

[City Incel]

What's wrong with cold approach, is it just the odds of success being low, or...?

Odds at success is non-existent. 6.5/10 guy goes through 200-300 approaches till he gets lay from 'daygame' if he's new to PUA. Then gets 1 lay per 60-100 once he gets a bit more skilled.

You'll get rejected, ridiculed, possibly filmed and you'll get zero to very few phone numbers the girls will actually respond to once you text them. Even fewer, if any, will go on a date with you.

 

[City Incel]

You're 5/10. Improve your look to 6.5/10 or you'll get same fat as guys in 'PUA cringe' videos.

 

[Man]

You're 5/10. Improve your look to 6.5/10 or you'll get same fat as guys in 'PUA cringe' videos.

3/5 (Average) can't be 4/5 (Attractive) because I have acne scars. I'm already looksmaxed, best I could do is get a haircut I haven't already thought of, or wear makeup like a faggot.

I was also high when I did this/posted this. Low-tier cringe re-experiencing my expectations.

Not that I shouldn't try, but like you said, it's not worth going about it the way I was.

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Mogs me. As a Gigatruecel, it's absolutely futile for me to approach those cumbuckets, because the only realistic outcome would be incredibly humiliating.

 

[City Incel]

When will you post the next 7 approaches? Thanks

 

[dirlewanger88]

[UWSL]if you are not socially adept, you may not be able to see through foids mind games.[/UWSL]

 

[Man]

When will you post the next 7 approaches? Thanks

Ah fuck it, I know cold approaching is retarded but I'll do it again this weekend. For the boys, I'll make the foids seethe with my mediocre smv.

 

[City Incel]

Ah fuck it, I know cold approaching is retarded but I'll do it again this weekend. For the boys, I'll make the foids seethe with my mediocre smv.

Yeah do it for the boys, thanks

 

[Izayacel]

Mogs me at driving but it's stupid to approach there

 

[Emperor Palpatine]

Nice try

 

[Indari]

kek

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Over for approachingcels.

 

[blackpillednigga]

I like these quality threads

 

[Valiant Virgin]

They drive off faster than appropriate for a parking lot with pedestrians.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

bitch-ass

No.