LifeFuel I am starting a gooning religion

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I am going to start a gooning religion for gooners. We will worship the Lord of the Goon by jerking our schlongs. I hereby declare myself the Messiah of the Goon. Tonight I am chaining myself to the anti-masturbation cross that will prevent me from gooning. I will suffer the pain of nofap and watch as my balls swell up and explode from the lack of gooning causing me to bleed out and die on the cross. I want my followers to remember what I died for and to goon to keep our religion alive

 

[gracious sub5]

How do I join this religion?

 

[Onyx]

I want my followers to remember what I died for and to goon to keep our religion alive

 

[FastBlast]

How do I join this religion?

It's simple. You just have to dedicate every goon sesh to the Lord of the Goon. Pray in your head before and after every goon. Give thanks to the Lord of the Goon for providing you with high quality porn and hentai for your gooning pleasure

 

[TooSomething]

He never gooned so we could always goon.

 

[gracious sub5]

It's simple. You just have to dedicate every goon sesh to the Lord of the Goon. Pray in your head before and after every goon. Give thanks to the Lord of the Goon for providing you with high quality porn and hentai for your gooning pleasure

thank you to the Lord of the Goon for providing me with high quality porn and hentai for my gooning pleasure

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

@wereq we would both be high ranking prophets in this religion

 

[PLS HALP ME]

thank you to the Lord of the Goon for providing me with high quality porn and hentai for my gooning pleasure

Jewish pornography

 

[wereq]

@wereq we would both be high ranking prophets in this religion

 

[Soystein]

I am going to start a gooning religion for gooners. We will worship the Lord of the Goon by jerking our schlongs. I hereby declare myself the Messiah of the Goon. Tonight I am chaining myself to the anti-masturbation cross that will prevent me from gooning. I will suffer the pain of nofap and watch as my balls swell up and explode from the lack of gooning causing me to bleed out and die on the cross. I want my followers to remember what I died for and to goon to keep our religion alive

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i could never view gooning as a religion i view it the same way i view cigarettes or tea or spicy food a nice daily luxury

 

[SmhChan]

i could never view gooning as a religion i view it the same way i view cigarettes or tea or spicy food a nice daily luxury

Death to all anti-goonites.

 

[suburban_relapse]

Death to all anti-goonites.

im pro goon im just very casual and relased about my approach

 

[garfield]

my prolactin levels are so high i cant even cum