Cope masturbating makes me feel better

[SlayerSlayer]

stroking my dick in a silicon onahole is the entire point of my existence.

The worst part of life is going outside. The best part of life is procuring masturbation materials on the internet. Optimizing my existence to masturbate optimally and grow as a more effective masturbator. It's better than money. I bet if porn wasn't free I'm confident I would actually find a way to be rich just to hoard porn.

DID I MENTION THAT I AM AN OPTIMAL MASTURBATOR???

Imagine a conversation:
Man 1: I like to golf
Man 2: I like to ski at the ski lodge
Man 3: I enjoy masturbating to internet porn, did you know I am an optimal masturbator?
Man 1 & Man 2 (in unison): Why no, tell me more about how effective your masturbation habits are?

The difference is that we know intuitively no amount of money could get us to even betabuxx status, so there's no point in statusmaxxing. Why statusmaxx when you can goon?

Like remember this Messiah Sam video:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grIL5Fy_otk


If I made this video it would just be me sitting in front of 5 monitors hooked up to a giant expensive gaming pc gooning all day

A Productive Day of GOONING​

 

[AutistSupremacist]

 

[nequitia veneris]

can you make more posts about Asiancels coping?

 

[Fo4idhater]

 

[Ricer]

can you make more posts about Asiancels coping?

 

[Ricer]

I see you've found my r/asianmasculinity selfie comp, based off the avi.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

can you make more posts about Asiancels coping?

havent done that in a while, I mean don't i count?

 

[nequitia veneris]

havent done that in a while

Im thinking of @Ricer then

 

[Ricer]

Im thinking of @Ricer then

 

[Izayacel]

Have some Suzy q mogger tits

https://x-x-x.tube/videos/25664/bbw-big-tits-big-butts-mature-joi-suzyq44ks-joi-in-leather-manyvids/

 

[SlayerSlayer]

he has that post nut face ngl

 

[St3v3Cel]