Story I am gonna buy a special oven that heats up to 4000 degree with a click on a remote.

[Mountainbikecel]

If agents of the government come and ask why I burned what seemed to be a laptop being stored in it shortly before they arrive,
I will answer that I worked next to the fireplace and it was comfy having tbe laptop in there, and shortly before they arrive, then I was cold so I lit a quick fire and forgot about the laptop. Also, I study computer science, so why would having a browser history about encryption make me suspicious?

Either way, I am not gonna talk to you feds before my jewish lawyer arrives.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

If agents of the government come and ask why I burned what seemed to be a laptop being stored in it shortly before they arrive,
I will answer that I worked next to the fireplace and it was comfy having tbe laptop in there, and shortly before they arrive, then I was cold so I lit a quick fire and forgot about the laptop. Also, I study computer science, so why would having a browser history about encryption make me suspicious?

Either way, I am not gonna talk to you feds before my jewish lawyer arrives.

Fucking moron don’t do evil shit