If only you knew the power of the dark side
Try the occult, i experienced paranormal things when using it.
I use christianity
I hear that Satan is a pretty cool guy.
xhe is gay
Please tell us about this
Are you prepared to carry out the bleeding ritual so you can get your red lightsaber?
A spirit physically intervened in the world, not directly as in that it was present there but it caused something to change its physical form.
Wow. Can you be more specific?
I can't as per the rules of the occult you aren't supposed to share this even after it takes place,
It wasn't even a ritual just me asking the spirit (first name) for a sign in my mind, like a silent prayer.
The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be unnatural.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Chudeis the wise?"
"No."
"I thought not, It's not a story the chads would tell you. It's an incel legend. Darth Chudeis was a Dark Lord of the incels. He was so ugly, yet so wise. He could use the force to influence an incel's genes to... become that of a chad's. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, he could even make the foids he simped for, fall in love with him."
"He could actually... make a foid fall in love with him?"
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
"Well, what happened to him?"
"Darth Chudeis ascended so far up that the only thing he feared was crashing and falling, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he, too, fell too deep in love with his foid. Then, she cheated on him with a gigachad and told that gigachad to kill him in his sleep, which he did. Ironic, He could make a foid fall in love with him, but he couldn't overwrite their very nature."
"Is it possible to learn this power?
"Not from a chad."
"No."
"I thought not, It's not a story the chads would tell you. It's an incel legend. Darth Chudeis was a Dark Lord of the incels. He was so ugly, yet so wise. He could use the force to influence an incel's genes to... become that of a chad's. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, he could even make the foids he simped for, fall in love with him."
"He could actually... make a foid fall in love with him?"
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
"Well, what happened to him?"
"Darth Chudeis ascended so far up that the only thing he feared was crashing and falling, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he, too, fell too deep in love with his foid. Then, she cheated on him with a gigachad and told that gigachad to kill him in his sleep, which he did. Ironic, He could make a foid fall in love with him, but he couldn't overwrite their very nature."
"Is it possible to learn this power?
"Not from a chad."
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