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I am drunk and unable to drive.

Old Ironsides

Old Ironsides

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because if I do, I will crash nigga
 
Gonna have to use DoorDash in case you want any drunk munchies. Before I drink or smoke weed, I always make sure I am stocked up on snacks so I don't need to leave or order anything.
 
Gonna have to use DoorDash in case you want any drunk munchies. Before I drink or smoke weed, I always make sure I am stocked up on snacks so I don't need to leave or order anything.
Get high on your own supply :feelsautistic:
 
Gonna have to use DoorDash in case you want any drunk munchies. Before I drink or smoke weed, I always make sure I am stocked up on snacks so I don't need to leave or order anything.
oh trust me, I am stacked nigga
 
Get high on your own supply :feelsautistic:
I wish I could drugdealermaxx mang. Even if I get no bitches from it, I still will get cash & respect from normgroids.

oh trust me, I am stacked nigga
Based. I have some apple fritters, mini-cookies, and Doritos for when I indulge next mang :smonk:.
 
You can literally go AM and blame it on alcohol :feelscomfy:
 
I wish I could drugdealermaxx mang. Even if I get no bitches from it, I still will get cash & respect from normgroids.


Based. I have some apple fritters, mini-cookies, and Doritos for when I indulge next mang :smonk:.
The police would fuck it up and cuck you bc of old boomer laws
 
Based. I have some apple fritters, mini-cookies, and Doritos for when I indulge next mang :smonk:.
i got da ice cream like Barrack OBiden cause I like ice cream too :feelscomfy:
 
The police would fuck it up and cuck you bc of old boomer laws
Yup. I hate living in a state where I have to look over my shoulder every time I go out to buy, deal with dealers who can take forever to respond & meetup, as well as have to live in jealousy of those who live in legal areas.

And yeah, my state is ran by old Zio-Con boomers. They deserve to rot in hell. Boomers are disgusting & insufferable.

@Corvus
 
i got da ice cream like Barrack OBiden cause I like ice cream too :feelscomfy:
Yeah Ice Cream is good: I like Oreo, cookie dough, and strawberry Ice-Cream.

I do prefer more salty & savory stuff such as popcorn, chips, fries, etc.
 
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Just gotta fine-tune the amount
 
Yup. I hate living in a state where I have to look over my shoulder every time I go out to buy, deal with dealers who can take forever to respond & meetup, as well as have to live in jealousy of those who live in legal areas.

And yeah, my state is ran by old Zio-Con boomers. They deserve to rot in hell. Boomers are disgusting & insufferable.

@Corvus
the thing that sucks is that I am able to buy rn, i'd give it to you too if you lived near my state if u gave me alcohol :ahegao:
 
Yup. I hate living in a state where I have to look over my shoulder every time I go out to buy, deal with dealers who can take forever to respond & meetup, as well as have to live in jealousy of those who live in legal areas.

And yeah, my state is ran by old Zio-Con boomers. They deserve to rot in hell. Boomers are disgusting & insufferable.

@Corvus
Amen, Reason i quit working was mostly angry boomers and the shit enviroment where im being mocked and bullied all day or threatened
 
don’t even think abt getting in, shit almost has cost me my life in the past
 
don’t even think abt getting in, shit almost has cost me my life in the past
hell nah nigga, i kno dat shit would fuck sexhaver lifes which would mean my life get fucked too
 
hell nah nigga, i kno dat shit would fuck sexhaver lifes which would mean my life get fucked too
its a decent cope when slightly drunk , but if ur drunk asf it’s not worth the possible chance of swerving in and out of lanes, slow reaction time etc. if youre seeing double ur too drunk to be driving is my rule of thumb
 
its a decent cope when slightly drunk , but if ur drunk asf it’s not worth the possible chance of swerving in and out of lanes, slow reaction time etc. if youre seeing double ur too drunk to be driving is my rule of thumb
My rule is: "if you take 3, stay your ass at home cause ik your dumbass binge drinking which mean you drunk af nigga"
 

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