I am ascending today

[copemaxx9002]

I am getting a haircut so a foid will be in close proximity to me and be massaging my scalp and washing my hair.

 

[Starfish]

nice you can shove your head in her boobs

 

[Sloth]

Hopefully she doesn't mess it up

 

[Trident]

barbers are rude to me

 

[copemaxx9002]

Hopefully she doesn't mess it up

Fuck I hope not that would be rope fuel

 

[Den66kj]

Wrongfully accuse her of rape

Turn the tables

 

[copemaxx9002]

Wrongfully accuse her of rape

Turn the tables

"She was uncomfortably close to me during the haircut sir"

 

[HotDogCel]

Being able to go into a baber shop is a fakecel trait.

 

[Den66kj]

Being able to go into a baber shop is a fakecel trait.

I cut my hair myself. Doesn't matter, I look retarded anyways

 

[copemaxx9002]

I cut my hair myself. Doesn't matter, I look retarded anyways

I am too low IQ for that

 

[Den66kj]

I am too low IQ for that

Same, but like I said. Doesn't matter for my face

 

[copemaxx9002]

Same, but like I said. Doesn't matter for my face

It matters for me because this long hair shit looks feminine and gay