I always make up weird scenerios in my head where im in a relationship with girls i like.

[Crustaciouse]

I will be in uni and see all these girls I like.
When I'm daydreaming I have these scenarios where I'm their boyfriend, the scenarios usually revolve around us having sex and doing other stereotypical couple activities.
But since I don't know what a relationship is actually like I obviously have highly innacurate thoughts.

 

[TF2cel]

I do the same damn thing. Pretending my pillow is a GF is one of my main copes, next to porn and ASMR

 

[hermitcel]

Pretty sure everyone does this

 

[ItheIthe]

When you said weird I thought you actually meant it. When I'm going to sleep I'll often have really bizarre scenarios, usually non-sexual, between a femoid and I going on in my head.

 

[Crustaciouse]

When you said weird I thought you actually meant it. When I'm going to sleep I'll often have really bizarre scenarios, usually non-sexual, between a femoid and I going on in my head.

What kind of scenarios are they?

 

[Templarcel421]

Yeah this seems pretty normal tbh

 

[Deleted member 5712]

That's normal behavior for every human.

But yea I do this a lot. Not to sound creepy or nothing but I work in an office of around 60 women and they all ignore me so it is pretty easy to just work and hear their gossip. Sometimes, if they are trying to be sneaky and whisper I'll put on my earbuds and they think I'm listening to music so they talk louder and I hear about intimate details of their lives.

So yea you can pretty much guess as this point I've fantasized about having sex with each and every one of them since I know what they like and I also go on 'pretend-dates' with all the women and have the ultimate dating experience in my head. Then 4pm rolls around and they all leave and I'm still there for an extra hour just wondering where it all went wrong and why I work in a whole office full of females yet none of them talk or flirt with me.

 

[Crustaciouse]

That's normal behavior for every human.

But yea I do this a lot. Not to sound creepy or nothing but I work in an office of around 60 women and they all ignore me so it is pretty easy to just work and hear their gossip. Sometimes, if they are trying to be sneaky and whisper I'll put on my earbuds and they think I'm listening to music so they talk louder and I hear about intimate details of their lives.

So yea you can pretty much guess as this point I've fantasized about having sex with each and every one of them since I know what they like and I also go on 'pretend-dates' with all the women and have the ultimate dating experience in my head. Then 4pm rolls around and they all leave and I'm still there for an extra hour just wondering where it all went wrong and why I work in a whole office full of females yet none of them talk or flirt with me.

Yeah in my day dreams I'm an alpha male low inhib boyfriend that takes charge and leads the most romantic life impossible.
But in reality I'm a sperging mess when it comes to talking with girls I like.

 

[0764]

In my day dreams I go to the movies with my crush. When I know in reality if I ever went on a date she’d be on her phone the whole time and probably leave early anyway.

 

[The End]

I don't bother fantasizing about that romantic shit; just push 'em over and have at it! haha