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Serious I almost got arrested and had a police helicopter yell at me

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I went for my night walk and I sprinted across the main road, I noticed a cop car drive by and it flashed me with their search light

I was like uh ok cool or something. I then walked down the path towards where am living at and I noticed a helicopter circling over head. I decided to stay next to this tree and kneel down.

After a minute I was like eh what the hell am going to run home. I started sprinting and the helicopter shined it’s searchlight on me and started telling me to surrender on the intercom.

The pilot told me to put my hands up and walk back to the main road, when I did over a dozen cop cars pulled up and they made me walk backwards until they cuffed me.

Anyway they asked for my info and then they let me go because I wasn’t the suspect they were looking for

But yeah when I got back home my mom told me that someone black nigga robbed people at gun point in a store and that’s who they where looking for.

But yeah the entire time I wasn’t even scared I was like “oh this is something I guess” am honestly so bored and numb that I just don’t really care anymore.

I literally had a police helicopter yell at me like it was the flash game “the road of dead” and I didn’t even care.
 
I didn’t even feel any adrenaline or anything
 
You definitely thought the police saw your .is posts :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
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You should've baited them into doing something and then sue them, get money and neetmaxx.
 
Man i've done the same.

A few years back I was overseas, and was also going for a night walk when I came across security with a torch. For some reason I ran so he wouldn't see me, even though I was doing nothing wrong. He shined his light on me running across the grass and road, then followed behind me but I lost him.
 
started sprinting and the helicopter shined it’s searchlight on me and started telling me to surrender on the intercom.

The pilot told me to put my hands up and walk back to the main road, when I did over a dozen cop cars pulled up and they made me walk backwards until they cuffed me.
Wowzers, lucky you didn't get shot in the head.
 
You should've baited them into doing something and then sue them, get money and neetmaxx.
Hahaha, for real. lel

Could have then also told them that you're autistic and the search light and loud noise made you do it. xD
 
Hahaha, for real. lel

Could have then also told them that you're autistic and the search light and loud noise made you do it. xD
I literally didn’t care

It was kinda cool
 
You were probably in the same general area as a serial killer was.
 

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