Serious How would you try to hide the fact that you're an incel from your girlfriend?

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

If you ever got one.

Forget sex. Imagine the first time you kiss. How would you know what to do? how would you hide the fact that you're completely inexperienced?
Most normies start making out with foids at the age of 12/ 13. By the age of 18 they've done it dozens of times. A guy in my school got made fun of for never having kissed a girl at 14.
Even if a foid saw you as being valuable enough to be your girlfriend, she'd be completely repulsed by your lack of experience because it means that no other foid has ever found you valuable enough to have sexual relations with. Foids are a hivemind. That would be an absolute dealbreaker.

Are we doomed to be incels forever?

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I think about that sometimes too, but I guess it doesn't matter, since I can't see myself ever getting a girlfriend.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I think it's safe to say most men biologically just know what to do.

Idk about kissing but I was with 2 escorts so far and as far as I could tell I wasnt making myself look retarded.

Although it took me a little to find the vaginal opening kek

 

[Unhappy-Man]

Would make up some sexually encounters i had whilst at uni and claim i didn't want a LTR, include some experiences i had with escorts (obviously leave out the escort part)
Ok only just read the explaination, i would visit more escorts in preperation and ask them for coaching

 

[Giegue]

Interesting, i’ve had this on my mind for like a year too, because we’ve Missed out on everything, if you do end up getting a gf, she would be completely repulsed because you act finnicky and awkward because you dont know What to do, this essentially tells her you’re worthless, enjoy life folks....

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

I think it's safe to say most men biologically just know what to do.

Idk about kissing but I was with 2 escorts so far and as far as I could tell I wasnt making myself look retarded.

Although it took me a little to find the vaginal opening kek

Would make up some sexually encounters i had whilst at uni and claim i didn't want a LTR, include some experiences i had with escorts (obviously leave out the escort part)

Shit, never thought about the escort part. All incels should visit an escort at least once if they see any signs that a foid is interested in them.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

@angrycurrycel what is your opinion on this

I would honestly get anxiety prob

 

[seija]

Implying that we would ever get a girlfriend, implying that we would be attractive enough on the SMV to get a girl's attention, implying that we're high enough on the social ladder to ever get a girlfriend.

 

[Damo the incel]

I would honestly get anxiety prob

How do you feel about anxiety, have you ever visited a doctor because of it

 

[Deleted member 16455]

How do you feel about anxiety, have you ever visited a doctor because of it

no I never really touched on mental issues with him

 

[Modus Coperandi]

you worry too much bro. how do you explain all these 2-digit-iq people with gf's?
all that is holding us back are our looks.

sure, it will be awkward the very fist time. the first kiss, etc.
but that's it. it's one time. your mannerisms and body language will naturally improve without you thinking about it.
one day of awkwardness is a small price to pay for ascension.

 

[HighTGymcel]

Are we doomed to be incels forever?

yes

 

[Glucose]

just watch a sex tutorial bro

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Implying that we would ever get a girlfriend, implying that we would be attractive enough on the SMV to get a girl's attention, implying that we're high enough on the social ladder to ever get a girlfriend.

This basically. How would we even get one lmfao.

 

[surgeryordeath]

I wouldn't try

 

[Ellsworth]

I would honestly get anxiety prob

Reading this thread is giving me anxiety tbh

 

[ihaveno1]

i'd just lie and watch tutorials online of how to kiss, i hope that she'd at least be understanding and nice about the fact that she is my first, but then again no foids are like that

 

[Mik_TFL]

Most normies don't know what they are doing anyway... I bet she wouldn't be able to tell

 

[ChronicPaincel]

you worry too much bro. how do you explain all these 2-digit-iq people with gf's?
all that is holding us back are our looks.

sure, it will be awkward the very fist time. the first kiss, etc.
but that's it. it's one time. your mannerisms and body language will naturally improve without you thinking about it.
one day of awkwardness is a small price to pay for ascension.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Are we doomed to be incels forever?

Pretty much.

 

[Ellsworth]

Flip the script on her and tell her she’s the one that kisses weird first.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Most normies start making out with foids at the age of 12/ 13. By the age of 18 they've done it dozens of times.

 

[Incellectual]

Implying that we would ever get a girlfriend, implying that we would be attractive enough on the SMV to get a girl's attention, implying that we're high enough on the social ladder to ever get a girlfriend.

 

[Dionysus]

i'd just lie and watch tutorials online of how to kiss

i actually did this before

 

[ihaveno1]

i actually did this before

i did back when i was 14 and a freshman in hs, never got to use any of those tips