Serious How would you treat your hypotetical girlfriend/wife?

[Shrek]

Let's say you magically get a gf through @Acion1 's spells.Describe how would you treat her in an average saturday.

 

[Mrugly420]

Beat her all the time in gta 5

 

[Mnnn]

She would be everything. Sex all day until my balls exploded.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Mixture of spending quality time and beating her up

 

[Med Anime]

i will treat her equally and break her arm if she cheats on me

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I would treat her like a queen (In roblox)