Serious How would you survive in USA/third world prisons?

[sneed (not chuck)]

You get chucked in for a decade. Overcrowding makes solitary impossible, and you have nothing to kill yourself with. If you survive, you will ascend with 10/10 Stacey. How do you survive?

1. Sex
Become the boyfriend of the biggest guy serving a life sentence. You get supreme protection and a relatively pampered life, but you get fucked by a big nigger.

2. Fight
You join no gangs and fight on your own. You think you'll live for 10 years? Good luck.

3. Gang
You join a gang. You gain protection. However, it comes at a cost. Being part of a prison, you'll have to put in work for the gang. This includes: smuggling items in your anus (drugs, cellphones), getting into gang fights, and sharing whatever your family sends you with them.

4. LDAR
You don't attempt to survive. You lie in bed, allowing yourself to be raped and used without any struggle. You don't eat/drink and eventually die.

 

[VitaminS]

I would join one of the all white gangs

 

[PLA1092]

Just don't fuck with anyone else and gymmaxx, its not like in the movies.

 

[Med Amine]

i will just go and punch the guard so he can put me in solitary , if that dosen't work i will act like attacking him with a knife so he can shoot and die like that

 

[My Name Jeff]

I picked lone wolf fighter, prison isn't a constant 24/7 battle zone like movies like to portray or police like to say to is as an intimidation tool. If you mind your own business as long as you don't look like a femboy and have Big Bubba HUNTIN YO' ASS CUTE CRACKA BOY 24/7 you will be fine.

 

[My Name Jeff]

1. Sex
Become the boyfriend of the biggest guy serving a life sentence. You get supreme protection and a relatively pampered life, but you get fucked by a big nigger.

I like how you spend so much time defining this point as some sissy nigger cock slave only to pick it yourself