Regular women think that being funny means that THEY do a lot of laughing.
For instance, "I just drank some orange juice. TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEE!"
"All my friends say that out of all the women in our friend group, I'm the funniest! Teehee!"
The Destinybot, NotSoErudite, is the epitome of this. She'll say some completely humorless statement and then just laugh her ass off as if she's having the time of her life. It's all performative, but she thinks this means she has a great personality.
Female comedians:
Female comedians are concerned with two things: Tone, and vulgarity.
Female comedians have two types of tone that they think make them funny.
The first is the snarky/sarcastic/irreverent tone where she sounds like she can't stop rolling her eyes.
The second is the awkward, semi-tomboy, "yeaaaaaah, maaaaaaan" tone. They throw in a performative confused, creeped out smile.
They use these tones when saying their vulgar, unfunny jokes, because they think that comedy has to be vulgar. Of course, the only topics they ever talk about are sex/relationships.
Here's a perfect joke for a female comedian:
"So I was on a daaaaate with this guyyyyyyy...and he, like, took out his phooooone....and I'm just liiiike, yeah, maaaaan....I'm right here....and, liiiiike, it was kind of awkwarrrrrd....and then I just asked him if he wanted to just, like, have seeeeexxxxxx....and so we go back to my plaaaaace....and he pulls out his cooooocccck....and, liiiiike, it wasn't thaaaaaaaat small, but liiiiiiike, I have this thing where, like.....I don't know if you guys know thiiiiiis.....but under 6 inchesssss, it's just liiiiiike....you know I have a vibratooooooorrrrr, and, liiiiiike, it doesn't think its phone is more interesting than meeeeeeeee! *smile*"
For instance, "I just drank some orange juice. TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEE!"
"All my friends say that out of all the women in our friend group, I'm the funniest! Teehee!"
The Destinybot, NotSoErudite, is the epitome of this. She'll say some completely humorless statement and then just laugh her ass off as if she's having the time of her life. It's all performative, but she thinks this means she has a great personality.
Female comedians:
Female comedians are concerned with two things: Tone, and vulgarity.
Female comedians have two types of tone that they think make them funny.
The first is the snarky/sarcastic/irreverent tone where she sounds like she can't stop rolling her eyes.
The second is the awkward, semi-tomboy, "yeaaaaaah, maaaaaaan" tone. They throw in a performative confused, creeped out smile.
They use these tones when saying their vulgar, unfunny jokes, because they think that comedy has to be vulgar. Of course, the only topics they ever talk about are sex/relationships.
Here's a perfect joke for a female comedian:
"So I was on a daaaaate with this guyyyyyyy...and he, like, took out his phooooone....and I'm just liiiike, yeah, maaaaan....I'm right here....and, liiiiike, it was kind of awkwarrrrrd....and then I just asked him if he wanted to just, like, have seeeeexxxxxx....and so we go back to my plaaaaace....and he pulls out his cooooocccck....and, liiiiike, it wasn't thaaaaaaaat small, but liiiiiiike, I have this thing where, like.....I don't know if you guys know thiiiiiis.....but under 6 inchesssss, it's just liiiiiike....you know I have a vibratooooooorrrrr, and, liiiiiike, it doesn't think its phone is more interesting than meeeeeeeee! *smile*"
