How @Twisted will ascend and get laid [ADVICE THREAD | GTFIH]

[CopingGymcel]

Now I 100% believe that it's over for him.

He will get laid this year, I guarantee it.

I even bet you, he will beat you to it! How about that, boyo? Take the challenge?

 

[NeverSubmit]

It happens every now and then but it's not the sort of thing that'll happen every day. I got approached twice there in 2 years. He'd get more...maybe...although the incidence is gonna be so low either way that variance could mean he doesn't get approached much or at all.

And even then you still have to be NT enough not to fuck the whole thing up. No girl is gonna come up to you and outright say take me to your room and let's fuck (unless she's a hooker).

Wow even third worlders won't approach I though Thailand was easy mode for westerners.

 

[Framecel222]

He will get laid this year, I guarantee it.

Are you willing to bet on it?

Spoiler

If he doesn't get laid you have to post nudes on this forum.

I even bet you, he will beat you to it! How about that, boyo? Take the challenge?

He very well may since it's over for me as well.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Wow even third worlders won't approach I though Thailand was easy mode for westerners.

It entirely depends on your face.

If you're average faced, white and tall, you will probably be approached at least once a week if you walk the streets of Bangkok.

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Are you willing to bet on it?

Spoiler

If he doesn't get laid you have to post nudes on this forum.

I am not willing to go that far. I can send you some bitcoins if he doesn't, but you'll have to do the same. 1:2 odds. Twice as much to me if he gets laid.

 

[Framecel222]

I am not willing to go that far. I can send you some bitcoins if he doesn't, but you'll have to do the same. 1:2 odds. Twice as much to me if he gets laid.

WTF? If you're so confident then why do you need 2:1 odds?

 

[CopingGymcel]

WTF? If you're so confident then why do you need 2:1 odds?

Aren't you confident, boyo? I thought you said its over for him. You should be super confident in taking this bet.

100 dollars. 200 to me if he gets laid.

 

[itsOVER]

It will happen a lot to above average looking people, I think. Especially in rural areas.

My brother got approached almost every day there. He has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 6'0.5", so that probably also helped.

Tbh man...you don't know that at all. Men always lie about things like that. Seriously doubt it was every day anyway. In fact I'd bet everything I owned that it wasn't every day or anything close to it. Thai girls can be pretty shy and most don't speak English well and are terrified of speaking English in front of foreigners even if they do have a good grasp of the language.

This idea that Chads can just walk down the street and be approached by women is a lookism myth. Uuless you're a famous celebrity, it'll still be mostly you doing the approaching. Think about any Chads you know in your own country. Do they just sit there and wait for approaches? Course they don't.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Tbh man...you don't know that at all. Men always lie about things like that. Seriously doubt it was every day anyway. In fact I'd bet everything I owned that it wasn't every day or anything close to it. Thai girls can be pretty shy and most don't speak English well and are terrified of speaking English in front of foreigners even if they do have a good grasp of the language.

This idea that Chads can just walk down the street and be approached by women is a lookism myth. Uuless you're a famous celebrity, it'll still be mostly you doing the approaching. Think about any Chads you know here. Do they just sit there and wait for approaches? Course they don't.

My brother doesn't lie, dude.

I am not sure about absolutely every day, but it was often. He was mostly in Northern Thailand, so it was different from Bangkok.

When I say approach, I don't mean that they would necessarily walk up to him and grab his dick. I am talking about them introducing themselves to him or coming up and talking to him.

He is decent looking, so there is nothing weird about it, but he definitely isn't treated like that at home.

 

[Weed]

I’m shit at sports so I’ll have to join a band instead
I will join societies when I go to uni in September (basically the UK equivalent of frats but each society has a theme, so I’ll probably join a guitar society).
I have social circles but most of them are at uni so I only see them in the holidays. I’m going on a lads holiday to Germany in the summer so that should be a good opportunity.

I know why you don't set up dates.. It's because you sit with her and your mouth open with saliva going slowly down your lips and onto the table.


kek wtf did I just say

 

[NeverSubmit]

It entirely depends on your face.

If you're average faced, white and tall, you will probably be approached at least once a week if you walk the streets of Bangkok.

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I am not willing to go that far. I can send you some bitcoins if he doesn't, but you'll have to do the same. 1:2 odds. Twice as much to me if he gets laid.

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Once a week? Thailand is shit! Why are you going there then? Philippines must be a lot better

 

[itsOVER]

It entirely depends on your face.

If you're average faced, white and tall, you will probably be approached at least once a week if you walk the streets of Bangkok.

So now we've dropped from once a day to once a week. I might be able to accept that if you spent all your time...umm..walking the streets.

However, second problem is you'll be boiling hot after walking the streets for just 30 minutes nevermind all day. Back in the real world it's not viable to do this.

The only time you can count on getting approached is on tinder or other Thai dating sites. Anything else is too rare to make it a part of your overall strategy.

And either way Twisted would still fuck it up.

 

[Framecel222]

Aren't you confident, boyo? I thought you said its over for him. You should be super confident in taking this bet.

100 dollars. 200 to me if he gets laid.

Fuck no, that's like half my bitcoin wallet. I need my bitcoin for steroids.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Fuck no, that's like half my bitcoin wallet. I need my bitcoin for steroids.

You don't want to make 100 dollars for your steroids?

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So now we've dropped from once a day to once a week. I might be able to accept that if you spent all your time...umm..walking the streets.

My brother is above average. I wasn't talking about the average guy when I mentioned him...

 

[Framecel222]

You don't want to make 100 dollars for your steroids?

You kikes would probably work together and have him claim to get laid, and then split the money.

I'm gonna pass.

It doesn't matter, you already admitted that you think he has a less than 50% chance of getting laid by demanding 2:1 odds.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You kikes would probably work together and have him claim to get laid, and then split the money.

I'm gonna pass.

I feel offended by your lack of trust.

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It doesn't matter, you already admitted that you think he has a less than 50% chance of getting laid by demanding 2:1 odds.

I am a business boyo. I am trying to make a profit here.

 

[Framecel222]

I feel offended by your lack of trust.

 

[CopingGymcel]

That's true. How do I know that I won't steal half of the money from myself? Mind blown.

 

[itsOVER]

My brother doesn't lie, dude.

I am not sure about absolutely every day, but it was often. He was mostly in Northern Thailand, so it was different from Bangkok.

When I say approach, I don't mean that they would necessarily walk up to him and grab his dick. I am talking about them introducing themselves to him or coming up and talking to him.

He is decent looking, so there is nothing weird about it, but he definitely isn't treated like that at home.

Northern Thailand is far inferior to Bangkok in terms of getting laid. Much less English spoken, more conservative culture, and lower population density. Itd be alright to find a LTR but for short term you've gotta be in Bangkok.


Granted the only time I was in North Thailand was for visa runs or travelling with the gf but common sense tells you Bangkok is better. And Twisted will not be getting approached every day or likely even every week in Bangkok. 

He can however count on a shit ton of tinder matches and a lot of them messenging first. As can most westerners. That's a lot easier and more reliable than wandering around hoping someone approaches you.

But he can't set up dates in the west under the same conditions, so I don't see why he can do it there.

I would bet that he can't get laid this year, providing some reasonable proof could be given. I'm a nocoiner though so this bet is dead before it starts.

 

[not_here_4_points]

Dude go to lookism or someshit fuck off

This. 

Young guys with hope and optimism looksmaxxing should be banned and redirected to lookism.

 

[itsOVER]

My brother is above average. I wasn't talking about the average guy when I mentioned him...

And again this idea spread by lookism that Chad steps out on the street and has women falling at his feet is a total myth.

I'd give you 5:1 odds that if we accompanied Twisted to Asia and followed him round all day he wouldn't get randomly approached an average of once a day.

 

[Framecel222]

This. 

Young guys with hope and optimism looksmaxxing should be banned and redirected to lookism.

Lookism has gone to shit. Now it's just 5 people talking to themselves with their 50,000 alt accounts.

When I tried to join the official Dough fan club and Biebercel told me there was an admission fee was the tipping point. Fuck that website.

 

[CopingGymcel]

When I tried to join the official Dough fan club and Biebercel told me there was an admission fee was the tipping point. Fuck that website.

Fucking Biebercel, LMAO.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

This. 

Young guys with hope and optimism looksmaxxing should be banned and redirected to lookism.

But Lookism is cancer

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This. 
Young guys with hope and optimism looksmaxxing should be banned and redirected to lookism.

Lookism has gone to shit. Now it's just 5 people talking to themselves with their 50,000 alt accounts.
When I tried to join the official Dough fan club and Biebercel told me there was an admission fee was the tipping point. Fuck that website.

What's the point of having alt accounts? Seriously I don't get it

 

[CopingGymcel]

If I do get on HGH then I’ll also most likely have to supplement it with AIs to maximise height gain

One of the side effects of AIs is that they lower your sex drive

@copinggymcel

I’ll still try my best to get laid just for you though

If you tank your estrogen, your dick won't work. I've done it myself. You'll look aesthetic as fuck, though, no water in the face at all.

More girls will want to fuck, but you won't.

It also makes you irritable as fuck. I almost went crazy on some guys at my gym for taking up 3 different dumbbells when my estrogen was in the gutter.

Just lol at people recommending 0.5mg of arimidex eod, that shit tanked my estrogen completely.

 

[Octopusgun2]

WTF? If you're so confident then why do you need 2:1 odds?

Aren't you confident, boyo? I thought you said its over for him. You should be super confident in taking this bet.
100 dollars. 200 to me if he gets laid.

Nah, I am the one who’s losing his virginity this year. Will legit go full force this time.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Nah, I am the one who’s losing his virginity this year. Will legit go full force this time.

You will also lose your virginity, yes.

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Please explain what no water in the face will do to me?

Bones become more visible. My cheeks became hollow as fuck and my everything more defined. It takes away all bloat if your sodium intake is low.

Estrogen has our body carry more water.

 

[QuantumDummy]

What's with the popularity contest?

 

[CopingGymcel]

Will it bring me down to 10% bodyfat?

It won't do shit in terms of fat loss.

Only a caloric deficit will do that for you, but a calorific deficit is detrimental to gaining height.

 

[whogivesafucc]

@Twisted

You need to start gymcelling for frame, you barely even have any other issues. Work on the one thing you can at least kind of fix first. After that, with your surgeries and with the practice methods that OP outlined, you should definitely be able to ascend.

 

[CopingGymcel]

But will it remove all facial bloat then?

Will I end up looking like zyros in terms of leanness and hollow cheeks?

If Zyros inhibited his estrogen, he would look even leaner than he does now. You won't look as lean as Zyros, because his bone structure is better, but you will look much leaner than you do right now, but at the cost of your sex drive and getting erectile dysfunction while your estrogen is low. You'll also feel like utter shit.

 

[CopingGymcel]

My cheekbones are high set so I think it’ll bring them out more

What do you think the leanness I’ll get will boost my rating too?

Of course it will boost your rating. I could boost my rating by cucking my estrogen levels, but what's the point if my dick won't work?

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Dude, you dont need any surgeries. Looks arent you're problem. Hit the gym, put on some muscle and size to accommodate your shit frame and grow out a stubble beard if you can. Learn social skills and how to speak to women through normie subs specifically for those purposes and get the fuck off this forum.

 

[spicycurry]

This guy is not even ugly, just learn how to be a normal human.

 

[CopingGymcel]

It’s not just about getting sex though 

As @zyros said, looks permeate into pretty much everything.

Therefore I’ll receive better treatment all round which will be good for my mental state.

What do you think it’ll boost my rating to?

It'll probably be a minor boost that's not worth cucking yourself over.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You said I’m a PSL 6.5 at the moment so would it boost me to a PSL 7 in your opinion?

You're a 6.5 in certain selfies, but I have to say 6 overall because of skull width and jaw. A 6 is really good (6 PSL men have no issues getting laid IRL when they're NT, so NTmax), though, especially when you have a friendly and approachable face. 7 would be hard to reach without surgery unless your skull grows.

Remember that 6 PSL is not what normies consider a 6, so to them, you will be higher. Maybe dropping all water from your face gains you 0.25 points, maybe. You don't seem all that bloated to begin with.

I see guys you mog to oblivion do well with women.

 

[CopingGymcel]

How much do you think the jaw and chin fillers will boost me by in conjunction with the water loss from my face?

If it's a success, A LOT. At least Chadlite level of looks.

Anyway, don't expect insane results. Not everyone gets insane results from surgery.

Focus on NTmaxing, too, not just looksmaxing.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

He's Chad-lite if he shaves tbh.