How @Twisted will ascend and get laid [ADVICE THREAD | GTFIH]

[CopingGymcel]

NT-maxing:

Dating
Step 1. Get Tinder Plus

Step 2. Swipe on all girls 4+ (just for practice, as it's easier to talk to below average girls and they won't blow you off as easily because of autism)

Step 3. Message every single match

Step 4. Set up dates

Step 5. Get practice and come back to this thread for advice on how the next date can go better

Friends
Step 1. Join a sports team, take cooking classes or take dance classes. Whatever suits you.

Step 2. Befriend people and try to become apart of a social circle

Step 3. Join them for social stuff

Surgerymaxing:

Only really big flaws are skull size and lower third. Skull size is hard to do anything about at your age, but you can fix your lower third.  You already look good, but could reach Chadlite status, or at least close to it with a good lower third. The other two steps take precedence over this step.

@Twisted.

 

[TheVman]

Dude go to lookism or someshit fuck off

 

[CopingGymcel]

Dude go to lookism or someshit fuck off

Ignored.

You're the worst user on this site tbh. Only one quality thread.


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[Deleted member 2119]

Yup this is a good guide. He also gets HGH and he should gymcel to compensate for his frame

 

[NeverSubmit]

The coping is real his only hope is to go for ugly girls, change location or pay a girl to date him

 

[ghostcell]

The way he will ascend is I will go to Asia with him (even though he does not know it yet)

 

[TheVman]

Dude go to lookism or someshit fuck off

Ignored.
You're the worst user on this site tbh. Only one quality thread.
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you just tried to add me to your buddy list, loser! you're just here to troll. you suck

 

[CopingGymcel]

The way he will ascend is I will go to Asia with him (even though he does not know it yet)

You guys should go together if you could make that happen tbh.

 

[ghostcell]

you just tried to add me to your buddy list, loser! you're just here to troll. you suck

LOL

 

[CopingGymcel]

you just tried to add me to your buddy list, loser! you're just here to troll. you suck

Last time I respond to you. Had to click to see message because you're ignored.

I misclicked buddy request instead of ignore. A simple mistake that I fixed.

 

[ghostcell]

You guys should go together if you could make that happen tbh.

Im waiting for my internship application results.......... if I get hired and end up living there any incel is welcome as long as I won't get doxxed and lose my job lol

 

[NekoStance]

TheVman needs to fuck off

telling others to fuck off when it's him that everybody hates

 

[KyloRen]

Reminder for him to study a good field so he can get a good paying job.

 

[TheVman]

Everyone on this forum literally loves me, i already exposed 3 fakcels and destroyed their credibility (copingfagcel, zyrofags, tellem-fag)

 

[itsOVER]

Money is cope unless it's to pay for surgery (which he doesn't really need).

I'm maintaining it's over for him unless it's a LARP account.

 

[theultimate341]

Pretty good guide tbh

 

[Vision]

TheVman needs to fuck off

telling others to fuck off when it's him that everybody hates

Speak for yourself fam. I don’t mind him. The angry truecels here are the only ones I can relate to.

 

[Turkcell]

So I do all of this to get a girl while they do absolutely nothing? Meh I'd rape a 8/10 tbh.

 

[swissincel]

Everyone on this forum literally loves me, i already exposed 3 fakcels and destroyed their credibility (copingfagcel, zyrofags, tellem-fag)

how did you "destroy their credibility"? I agree that tellem doesnt have any though

 

[CopingGymcel]

Im shit at sports so I’ll have to join a band instead

I will join societies when I go to uni (basically the UK equivalent of frats but each society has a theme, so I’ll probably join a guitar society).

I have social circles but most of them are at uni so I only see them in the holidays. I’m going on a lads holiday to Germany in the summer so that should be a good opportunity.

You like playing the guitar, so joining a band would be excellent. You look good with a guitar (looks natural) and girls like guys who can play one. 

Take any opportunity you can get.

Definitely do the Tinder thing in the meanwhile. Going on dates will be huge practice. Just having Tinder for validation from the occasional Stacy match is cope and doesn't help, you need to go on dates.

 

[itsOVER]

I’m shit at sports so I’ll have to join a band instead

I will join societies when I go to uni in September (basically the UK equivalent of frats but each society has a theme, so I’ll probably join a guitar society).

I have social circles but most of them are at uni so I only see them in the holidays. I’m going on a lads holiday to Germany in the summer so that should be a good opportunity.

Thought you were taking a gap year?

 

[CopingGymcel]

Okay I’ll download tinder plus soon as I only get like 2-3 matches a day with the 100 swipe limit 

I was scared to go on dates because I frauded my height

Just fraud your height by 2-3 inches and wear lifts. Frauding to 6'2 is too much. Include a guitar playing pic and say in your bio that you like playing the guitar, that way you have something to talk about (just don't go overly autitistic about it with unnecessary details).

 

[Octopusgun2]

He can slay me if he becomes a cute trap (would let him fuck my anus like my uncle does to me)

 

[itsOVER]

Just fraud your height by 2-3 inches and wear lifts. Frauding to 6'2 is too much. Include a guitar playing pic and say in your bio that you like playing the guitar, that way you have something to talk about (just don't go overly autitistic about it with unnecessary details).

Or even better...just dont mention your height. There's no reason to, it's not it's a required field to fill in to sign up for a tinder account.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Money is cope unless it's to pay for surgery (which he doesn't really need).

I'm maintaining it's over for him unless it's a LARP account.

Why do you think it's over for him, because of the autism?

 

[CopingGymcel]

Or even better...just dont mention your height. There's no reason to, it's not it's a required field to fill in to sign up for a tinder account.

Or he could just fraud by 2-3 inches if they ask. He should wear lifts to dates anyway to appear taller. All manlets should wear lifts tbh.

 

[itsOVER]

Why do you think it's over for him, because of the autism?

Yeah.

 

[Framecel222]

I thought he said he already had a social circle.

Regardless the main thing he needs to do is stop focusing on surgeries so much. He's mentioned like 10 different surgeries that he needs.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Yeah.

His autism could be excused in Asia right? He got top tier matches there and they love the pretty boy type.

He should give it a good try in the west first, at least so he gets some experience talking to girls, then go to Asia if it doesn't work out here.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I’m shit at sports so I’ll have to join a band instead

I will join societies when I go to uni in September (basically the UK equivalent of frats but each society has a theme, so I’ll probably join a guitar society).

I have social circles but most of them are at uni so I only see them in the holidays. I’m going on a lads holiday to Germany in the summer so that should be a good opportunity.

Where exactly are you in germany? (Don't worry I won't look for you I'm just curious) Can one of you speak German? Because not everyone here can speak english fluently. Most girls are also quite bad at speaking english so the language barrier might be beneficial for you.

 

[itsOVER]

Or he could just fraud by 2-3 inches if they ask.

Yeah if they ask say 5ft 10 (and wear boots + 1 inch lifts).

But if they don't ask don't bring it up. Certainly don't have your height in your bio unless you're tall.

 

[CopingGymcel]

I thought he said he already had a social circle.

Regardless the main thing he needs to do is stop focusing on surgeries so much. He's mentioned like 10 different surgeries that he needs.

He only needs to fix lower third imo and even then, focusing on becoming more NT is much more important.

@Twisted does any of your close friends have a girlfriend or have had one in the past?

 

[itsOVER]

His autism could be excused in Asia right? He got top tier matches there and they love the pretty boy type.

He should give it a good try in the west first, at least so he gets some experience talking to girls, then go to Asia if it doesn't work out here.

Nothing is excused if you are too autistic to meet with your matches. How could it be?

Do you think boyo here is gonna be travelling alone to Asia anytime soon? There's enough NON autists here who seemingly are too scared to try and change their lives. Where will I live, where do i find a job, what if I don't like the food...all that rubbish cope. There's no chance he'll just go to Asia to live by himself.

 

[Octopusgun2]

I thought he said he already had a social circle.
Regardless the main thing he needs to do is stop focusing on surgeries so much. He's mentioned like 10 different surgeries that he needs.

I’m literally obsessed with surgery. I think about it every day.
The surgery with highest frequency of users recommending it to me is surgery for my lower third.
So therefore I’ll start off with fillers on my jaw and chin for angularity, width and a wider mandible (which will also make my skull look larger)

Fillers? You’ll end up looking like that human Ken Doll. Get implants or don’t get anything at all.

 

[CopingGymcel]

I’m literally obsessed with surgery. I think about it every day.

The surgery with highest frequency of users recommending it to me is surgery for my lower third.

So therefore I’ll start off with fillers on my jaw and chin for angularity, width and a wider mandible (which will also make my skull look larger)

Fillers is probably a good start as it's not permanent and pretty cheap. Doesn't affect your bones if they decide to grow more.

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Fillers? You’ll end up looking like that human Ken Doll. Get implants or don’t get anything at all.

If you get the right fillers from a good doctor, the results can be really good.

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Nothing is excused if you are too autistic to meet with your matches. How could it be?

Do you think boyo here is gonna be travelling alone to Asia anytime soon? There's enough NON autists here who seemingly are too scared to try and change their lives. Where will I live, where do i find a job, what if I don't like the food...all that rubbish cope. There's no chance he'll just go to Asia to live by himself.

He can go there on a 2-3 month vacation with one of his boys.

 

[itsOVER]

Fillers is probably a good start as it's not permanent and pretty cheap. Doesn't affect your bones if they decide to grow more.

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If you get the right fillers from a good doctor, the results can be really good.

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He can go there on a 2-3 month vacation with one of his boys.

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Not many 18 year olds are gonna have the money for a 2 month vacation. That's assuming they even want to go.

And if he can't meet his matches in the west, why would he be able to do it there? His problem isn't that western women are difficult for him, the problems are all with HIM. And that won't change in Asia. Yes it's easier to get laid if you're not NT but there's still a basic requirement of exchanging some messages, arranging a meet, and going to that meet.

 

[Tellem--T]

He can slay me if he becomes a cute trap (would let him fuck my anus like my uncle does to me)

"Pause"

 

[CopingGymcel]

Not many 18 year olds are gonna have the money for a 2 month vacation. That's assuming they even want to go.

And if he can't meet his matches in the west, why would he be able to do it there? His problem isn't that western women are difficult for him, the problems are all with HIM. And that won't change in Asia. Yes it's easier to get laid if you're not NT but there's still a basic requirement of exchanging some messages, arranging a meet, and going to that meet.

He can easily meet them, the date itself will be the hard part.

The main reason he hasn't gone on any dates is because he was stupid enough to fraud 6'2.

 

[Framecel222]

Honestly I think this place and Lookism have completely poisoned him, he's internalized beliefs like "you have to be PSL 7 & 6 feet tall to have a chance with a landwhale," it may very well be over for him.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Honestly I think this place and Lookism have completely poisoned him, he's internalized beliefs like "you have to be PSL 7 & 6 feet tall to have a chance with a landwhale," it may very well be over for him.

It's not over before it has even begun. He just needs to go on dates. Would be hilarious (and a bit poetic) if he beat both of us with my amazing advice.

 

[itsOVER]

He can easily meet them, the date itself will be the hard part.

The main reason he hasn't gone on any dates is because he was stupid enough to fraud 6'2.

Easily? I beg to differ.

And the lolfrauding to 6ft 2 is entirely his own fault, no excuses.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Easily? I beg to differ.

And the lolfrauding to 6ft 2 is entirely his own fault, no excuses.

He already set up a date with a Stacy 

Spoiler

In March 

 

[Robinxyz]

I thought he said he already had a social circle.

Regardless the main thing he needs to do is stop focusing on surgeries so much. He's mentioned like 10 different surgeries that he needs.

He only needs one though-- a sex change.

 

[NeverSubmit]

Not many 18 year olds are gonna have the money for a 2 month vacation. That's assuming they even want to go.

And if he can't meet his matches in the west, why would he be able to do it there? His problem isn't that western women are difficult for him, the problems are all with HIM. And that won't change in Asia. Yes it's easier to get laid if you're not NT but there's still a basic requirement of exchanging some messages, arranging a meet, and going to that meet.

SO women don't approach men in Asia? I'm not talking about prostitutes btw

 

[CopingGymcel]

SO women don't approach men in Asia? I'm not talking about prostitutes btw

My brother got approached, taken photos of and girls would yell compliments his way (not counting prostitutes).

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Maybe as a last resort

Would I get banned from here if I did that though?

No females or fake females allowed, so yes. You would probably make quite the trap btw. But don't trap max if you're straight, lol.

 

[itsOVER]

SO women don't approach men in Asia? I'm not talking about prostitutes btw

It happens every now and then but it's not the sort of thing that'll happen every day. I got approached twice there in 2 years. He'd get more...maybe...although the incidence is gonna be so low either way that variance could mean he doesn't get approached much or at all.

And even then you still have to be NT enough not to fuck the whole thing up. No girl is gonna come up to you and outright say take me to your room and let's fuck (unless she's a hooker).

 

[CopingGymcel]

It happens every now and then but it's not the sort of thing that'll happen every day. I got approached twice there in 2 years. He'd get more...maybe...although the incidence is gonna be so low either way that variance could mean he doesn't get approached much or at all.

And even then you still have to be NT enough not to fuck the whole thing up. No girl is gonna come up to you and outright say take me to your room and let's fuck (unless she's a hooker).

It will happen a lot to above average looking people, I think. Especially in rural areas.

My brother got approached almost every day there. He has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 6'0.5", so that probably also helped.

 

[Framecel222]

He already set up a date with a Stacy 

Spoiler

In March 

Lmfao is this serious? That's autistic even by his standards.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Lmfao is this serious? That's autistic even by his standards.

It's true.

 

[Framecel222]

It's true.

Now I 100% believe that it's over for him.