DoomThreeKoala
Autism is a cruel disease.
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This is more for lurkers who might not be 100% sure they are incel. If you're definitely an incel you can DNR this.
Firstly, a pretest:
Were you bullied badly in school? (By badly, I mean insulted over your appearance frequently, or beaten up at random)
Did people infantilise you? (e.g. speak to you like you were a kid or a dog?)
Are you short? (5'8 or less)
Are you ethnic/mixed?
Are you ND? (Autistic, ADHD, OCD, or a mental disorder, or similar. Including suspected.)
Are you balding?
Do people seem off-put by your presence?
Do you have zero friends?
Is your IQ low? (90 or less)
There's many more I could ask. The more of these you answered "yes" to, you are more likely to be an incel.
To confirm this, read on:
In short: Follow normgroid advice. If it doesn't work you're an incel.
What you need to do at first is work under the assumption that the bluepill is true (it's not, but, just assume it is). This means (and more):
- Dress nicely (even minor things like matching belt/shoe colour)
- Shave, haircut etc.
- Showering and general hygiene.
- Get hobbies.
- Gymcel.
- Socialise.
- etc, etc. Basically what the normies spoonfeed us daily.
Now, try approaching women. Got rejected? I want you to be rejected at least TEN times.
And also do this with UGLIER women. After all, if you're an incel, they should be your looksmatch.
Done? Good.
If, despite doing ALL of that, you haven't ascended, you're officially an incel. The register button is in the top right corner. Welcome to the team.
Firstly, a pretest:
Were you bullied badly in school? (By badly, I mean insulted over your appearance frequently, or beaten up at random)
Did people infantilise you? (e.g. speak to you like you were a kid or a dog?)
Are you short? (5'8 or less)
Are you ethnic/mixed?
Are you ND? (Autistic, ADHD, OCD, or a mental disorder, or similar. Including suspected.)
Are you balding?
Do people seem off-put by your presence?
Do you have zero friends?
Is your IQ low? (90 or less)
There's many more I could ask. The more of these you answered "yes" to, you are more likely to be an incel.
To confirm this, read on:
In short: Follow normgroid advice. If it doesn't work you're an incel.
What you need to do at first is work under the assumption that the bluepill is true (it's not, but, just assume it is). This means (and more):
- Dress nicely (even minor things like matching belt/shoe colour)
- Shave, haircut etc.
- Showering and general hygiene.
- Get hobbies.
- Gymcel.
- Socialise.
- etc, etc. Basically what the normies spoonfeed us daily.
Now, try approaching women. Got rejected? I want you to be rejected at least TEN times.
And also do this with UGLIER women. After all, if you're an incel, they should be your looksmatch.
Done? Good.
If, despite doing ALL of that, you haven't ascended, you're officially an incel. The register button is in the top right corner. Welcome to the team.
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