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UglyDumbass
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Some of us aren’t able to go NEET so here are some steps on surviving a pathetic job infested with normies. A lot of what i’m listing is unfortunately the things I should of done. I’m here to help you guys to not repeat my mistakes. Also try to get a online job too if you can.
1. Don’t talk to anyone!
Don’t even bother. You talk to people then they end up gathering information about you to gossip to other coworkers. Once you get more comfortable around them they will be more comfortable themselves to bully the hell out of you and try to get you fired. It’s better being seen as the quiet weird guy. If you really want to talk though then only initate small talk (i’ll talk about this later)
2. Never vent to your coworkers not even other people you expect may be like us.
It doesn’t matter if you think the guy next to you looks like a incel. That doesn’t mean they’re blackpilled and it doesn’t mean they go through the same as us. Dont vent to a single person.
3. Don’t ever jestermaxx
I regret doing this. Once you do it too much there’s no going back. People will see you as a clown, immature and annoying. Once you try to stay quiet then you will be asked why you aren’t talking. This is because they want you to continue being a clown so they can make fun of you even more behind your back.
4. Don’t ever fall for kindness.
Don’t try to think you made a friend just because someone was nice to you. Some people pretended to be nice to me only to laugh behind my back and insult me.
5. Just do your work.
Get to work, do your job, don’t bother being around normies. If someone tries to talk to you then just tell them you’re busy. If you’re not busy then linger in the bathroom for a few minutes.
6. Only initiate small talk if necessary and LIE LIE LIE.
If someone tries to talk to you then just give short responses and don’t ever say the truth EVER. If someone asks if you ever had a girlfriend, you say you had one years ago and forgot about it. If someone asks if you had any friends, you say you had one in high school but they all moved to other areas.
That’s what i’ve always done. Of course they won’t believe you but it’s better to not admit it. Once again don’t let the convo go on for too long. Tell them you’re busy and need to go. If you want to start a conversation just ask basic questions like how long they’ve worked at the job. Just ask job related questions. Never talk about looks or life related things.
7. Never talk to a woman around your age
You already know this. They will be creeped out and report you to HR and try to get you fired. Don’t bother.
8. Ignore anyone who tries to argue with you.
Of course people will always try to give us a hard time. Dont bother arguing. You will never win. Normies have a squad to gang up on you, you don’t. You either ignore or report to HR. Don’t bother finding a new job. This will happen everywhere you go.
9. Wear headphones if you can.
It’s the best way to tell normies you have no interest in talking to them.
1. Don’t talk to anyone!
Don’t even bother. You talk to people then they end up gathering information about you to gossip to other coworkers. Once you get more comfortable around them they will be more comfortable themselves to bully the hell out of you and try to get you fired. It’s better being seen as the quiet weird guy. If you really want to talk though then only initate small talk (i’ll talk about this later)
2. Never vent to your coworkers not even other people you expect may be like us.
It doesn’t matter if you think the guy next to you looks like a incel. That doesn’t mean they’re blackpilled and it doesn’t mean they go through the same as us. Dont vent to a single person.
3. Don’t ever jestermaxx
I regret doing this. Once you do it too much there’s no going back. People will see you as a clown, immature and annoying. Once you try to stay quiet then you will be asked why you aren’t talking. This is because they want you to continue being a clown so they can make fun of you even more behind your back.
4. Don’t ever fall for kindness.
Don’t try to think you made a friend just because someone was nice to you. Some people pretended to be nice to me only to laugh behind my back and insult me.
5. Just do your work.
Get to work, do your job, don’t bother being around normies. If someone tries to talk to you then just tell them you’re busy. If you’re not busy then linger in the bathroom for a few minutes.
6. Only initiate small talk if necessary and LIE LIE LIE.
If someone tries to talk to you then just give short responses and don’t ever say the truth EVER. If someone asks if you ever had a girlfriend, you say you had one years ago and forgot about it. If someone asks if you had any friends, you say you had one in high school but they all moved to other areas.
That’s what i’ve always done. Of course they won’t believe you but it’s better to not admit it. Once again don’t let the convo go on for too long. Tell them you’re busy and need to go. If you want to start a conversation just ask basic questions like how long they’ve worked at the job. Just ask job related questions. Never talk about looks or life related things.
7. Never talk to a woman around your age
You already know this. They will be creeped out and report you to HR and try to get you fired. Don’t bother.
8. Ignore anyone who tries to argue with you.
Of course people will always try to give us a hard time. Dont bother arguing. You will never win. Normies have a squad to gang up on you, you don’t. You either ignore or report to HR. Don’t bother finding a new job. This will happen everywhere you go.
9. Wear headphones if you can.
It’s the best way to tell normies you have no interest in talking to them.
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