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Serious How To Survive A Job

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Some of us aren’t able to go NEET so here are some steps on surviving a pathetic job infested with normies. A lot of what i’m listing is unfortunately the things I should of done. I’m here to help you guys to not repeat my mistakes. Also try to get a online job too if you can.

1. Don’t talk to anyone!
Don’t even bother. You talk to people then they end up gathering information about you to gossip to other coworkers. Once you get more comfortable around them they will be more comfortable themselves to bully the hell out of you and try to get you fired. It’s better being seen as the quiet weird guy. If you really want to talk though then only initate small talk (i’ll talk about this later)

2. Never vent to your coworkers not even other people you expect may be like us.
It doesn’t matter if you think the guy next to you looks like a incel. That doesn’t mean they’re blackpilled and it doesn’t mean they go through the same as us. Dont vent to a single person.

3. Don’t ever jestermaxx
I regret doing this. Once you do it too much there’s no going back. People will see you as a clown, immature and annoying. Once you try to stay quiet then you will be asked why you aren’t talking. This is because they want you to continue being a clown so they can make fun of you even more behind your back.

4. Don’t ever fall for kindness.
Don’t try to think you made a friend just because someone was nice to you. Some people pretended to be nice to me only to laugh behind my back and insult me.

5. Just do your work.
Get to work, do your job, don’t bother being around normies. If someone tries to talk to you then just tell them you’re busy. If you’re not busy then linger in the bathroom for a few minutes.

6. Only initiate small talk if necessary and LIE LIE LIE.
If someone tries to talk to you then just give short responses and don’t ever say the truth EVER. If someone asks if you ever had a girlfriend, you say you had one years ago and forgot about it. If someone asks if you had any friends, you say you had one in high school but they all moved to other areas.

That’s what i’ve always done. Of course they won’t believe you but it’s better to not admit it. Once again don’t let the convo go on for too long. Tell them you’re busy and need to go. If you want to start a conversation just ask basic questions like how long they’ve worked at the job. Just ask job related questions. Never talk about looks or life related things.

7. Never talk to a woman around your age
You already know this. They will be creeped out and report you to HR and try to get you fired. Don’t bother.

8. Ignore anyone who tries to argue with you.
Of course people will always try to give us a hard time. Dont bother arguing. You will never win. Normies have a squad to gang up on you, you don’t. You either ignore or report to HR. Don’t bother finding a new job. This will happen everywhere you go.

9. Wear headphones if you can.
It’s the best way to tell normies you have no interest in talking to them.
 
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Incels would be better off with jobs where recurring forced social interaction with coworkers isn't a prerequisite.
 
I would add, if you can wear earphones whilst you work, buy a pair with active noise cancellation, and just listen to stuff to drown out the outside crap around you.
 
none of my coworkers even wanna talk to me so luckily I wont have this problem
 
Incels would be better off with jobs where recurring forced social interaction with coworkers isn't a prerequisite.
It’s always good to find a job where the manager forces you to work independently and to “always be on your feet”. My manager looses his shit if I ever stand around talking to other coworkers.
 
I would add, if you can wear earphones whilst you work, buy a pair with active noise cancellation, and just listen to stuff to drown out the outside crap around you.
Added. I’ve also added other things too.
 
none of my coworkers even wanna talk to me so luckily I wont have this problem
Same for me. I chose to talk instead and regret it.
 
nigga just listed my personality traits .
after all that's how I have survived through life.
 
In every job I've had my coworkers have mostly just ignored me.
 
Thanks for a great survival guide
 
Great advices . Thank you very much !
 
Great post. Honestly, that part about ‘never jestermaxx’ is true for almost every aspect of life in general—I was thinking about that just the other day. There’s no reason to ever sacrifice what little pride you might have in order to have a chance of even slightly appealing to some normturds.
 
This must be pinned
 
Honestly, it's crazy what normies will do just to act like they are friends with you. I learned this the hard in high school.
 
Neurotypical scum need to be finally shown real suffering honestly. If you're on the verge of homelessness because of workplace bullying it's best to get your revenge.
 
Good advice.I just wonder how many incels have a chance to use this because they go to work.
 
Only way to survive a job is to use SSRI's.
People hate on them here but some of us have no other option. Either that or drink alcohol every day.
 
I wish I had this entering middel school
 
I wish i knew this at my first job. Big thank you:feelsokman:
 
Thanks for the advice
 
Why must life be so excruciatingly hard for us incels
 
Number 2 specifically. There was this one sub 3 kid at my old job who was blackpilled but he was still a massive simp for foids and i didnt realize that at first. I let him follow my ig account I use to argue with feminists and libtards and he immediately started bitching to me about my viewpoints and how “sexist and misogynistic” i am and blocked me. It amazes me how many incels in denial will simp and worship foids.
 
Neurotypical scum need to be finally shown real suffering honestly. If you're on the verge of homelessness because of workplace bullying it's best to get your revenge.
I hear the BM15 and the TEC-9 are the best weapon to use for exacting revenge (in Morimiya Middle School)
 
I want to work as an elevator engineer so that:
>No college to have to deal with foids at
>91% male field
>Any foid who does blue-collar work most likely isn’t a bluehair, they all either work in HR or live off welfare
>Either alone or with one other guy in the shaft
>”Risk” of dying on the job
 

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