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Now go forth, and summon him.
why would i want to summon someone who has no drivers license?
@LastGerman
Instructions weren't clear enough, ended up getting my dick stuck in a hamster wheel.View attachment 222563
Now go forth, and summon him.
LastGerman: You can't defeat me!By mentioning the forbidden words
LastGerman: You can't defeat me!
Inceltears: I know, but that can.
Driver's test:
pewpew
He will be consumed and killed by the lack of driver's license pewpew.Over
The public transport pill shall haunt him all over his life
LastGerman: You can't defeat me!
Inceltears: I know, but that can.
Driver's test:
pewpew
I summon the power of the Infernal Lord @LastGerman … I call forth my Infernal Father from the depths of the sphere of Drivers Ed … to aid my quest for Driverlicensepill knowledge and Adepthood … may the knowledge of your Black Arts be revealed to me … may the innate vehicular force of those who become Initiates of the Black Arts evolve within me … aid me in becoming a No License Practitioner of DriverLicensepill Magick and learn to wield these powers in the service of the No License Legion … as I embark upon the carless journeys which lie before me guide me with your infinite wisdom … I summon forth the ineffable power of you who are true Lord of this world My Lord @LastGerman to bless my sojourn into the study of the Driverlicensepill Arts with the force of your Blackened Flame … by your Decree may I attain adepthood within the Mysteries of your Rites and Darkest Arts … Ave @LastGerman !
Yeah, it's not like he gots a sweet ride he take us to trips in.why would i want to summon someone who has no drivers license?
If you summon me I can make some tamales with beans and rice. If you want I could also make sous vide prepared steak cooked Medium style with a side of steamed broccoli and mashed potatoes pewpewYeah, it's not like he gots a sweet ride he take us to trips in.
That's sounds pretty good, but I guess it's over for chefcels, too.If you summon me I can make some tamales with beans and rice. If you want I could also make sous vide prepared steak cooked Medium style with a side of steamed broccoli and mashed potatoes pewpew
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why would i want to summon someone who has no drivers license?
Welp, time to go ERThat's sounds pretty good, but I guess it's over for chefcels, too.
He is a brother to us all. There is no mockery in the idolization of his persona, and we do not judge him but hope for him to make peace with his terms.Stop making fun of him man
I was just remembering a oneitis I had in HS. She was always mogging me in her car while I didn't even have my license, I felt so emasculated. All the girls had cars, most bought by their parents. I remember when she was bragging about having bought the car, but then was forced to admit her parents paid for the insurance and gas
I was struggling so much keeping up with the bullying and isolation I couldn't even hold a job. Meanwhile these girls were taking regular trips to Cuba and shit posting it on Instagram, coming back to cars and part time easy jobs. By the time I finally got a job it was menial backbreaking full time labor for minimum wage, counted as part time because of administrative bullshit. I could barely afford to stay afloat and I was overworked to hell. I couldn't even afford to move out let alone buy a car.
aid me in becoming a No License Practitioner of DriverLicensepill Magick and learn to wield these powers in the service of the No License Legion
There are many more like him. For instance,
"I'm 29 never had a drivers license"
"Yeah. Never got one. Didn't have a car till I was like 26. Just spent a couple hours in the dps next to a crop of excited 16 year olds just to get denied for not having proper paperwork. Me not so excited. It's embarrassing and having to this process makes me feel utterly ridiculous. I'm going to do this but, man. I drive all day every day at work is not that I'm inept (at driving anyway) just at being an adult. Cheers, anyone else?"
"Got you beat I'm 34 be 35 in April."
"Hey, you’re clearly not alone in this. I’m 30, and I’ve had to renew my permit 3 times because I never drive due to highway anxiety."
"This is what I came for, other people with similar things going on... idk it's just good knowing other people struggle too. I don't have diving anxiety but my girl does- I've seen her literally try to jump out of a moving vehicle because it affects her so much. I know it can be a totally irrational and scary thing. Personally I wish public transportation was more of a focus in our large cities I think that would help"
"I wish everything was trains, buses, and bicycles again. Simple Hayao Miyazaki lifestyle environment."
"My family completely discouraged me from getting a license by teaching me how to drive by constantly screaming and getting angry at me all the time whenever I drove. My permit was about to expire, so I took the behind the wheel test anyway. I did so badly the first time, I had an automatic fail and didn't get out of the DMV parking lot. My first permit expired and I got really discouraged. This was 2011. I got my second permit in June 2018, last year. I make an appointment to take the driving test in December 2018. The second time, we didn't have the paperwork, because my mom didn't have the insurance for the car, so they told us I'm not allowed to take the test and I have to wait another month. And then this time, today, we had the paperwork, and I made it out of the parking lot, but I had a critical error for breaking for no reason and not checking my mirrors when I backed up. The main gist of what my examiner said to me is that I basically did everything wrong. I can see the pattern already; things like this are just going to keep happening... But not just in driving, but in life. "
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Those foids driving there likely had to vaccuum some cock for that license.
I am now a truck driver, but when I started it felt very odd and difficult. The most important thing to learn to feel is the dimensions of the car, after that you can relax because you are the captain.I am not even sure about this. I still can remember that one time. I had an appointment for driving simulation as a grown up man. While I was struggling with it, some female way younger than me, probably 17, came in because she just passed her driving test. I do not know how she passed that easily. Seriously, driving is not easy at all. At least for me.
I have a nice car, BMW
I am now a truck driver, but when I started it felt very odd and difficult. The most important thing to learn to feel is the dimensions of the car, after that you can relax because you are the captain.
When you say driving ”simulation”, do you mean this?Like I said. I am so bad at it that the driving teacher told me, that I should go for driving simulation first and I did not make any progress with it, despite the fact I had to do 10 driving simulation lessons.
When you say driving ”simulation”, do you mean this?View attachment 222764
Stop making fun of him man
How do I get a setup like that so I can play Gran Turismo on my PS4?When you say driving ”simulation”, do you mean this?View attachment 222764
Fuaaaark that's brutal. I don't think that is ever used where I live. Driving lessons take place in real traffic.Exactly. They also have a set-up like this.
Fuaaaark that's brutal. I don't think that is ever used where I live. Driving lessons take place in real traffic.
It is difficult for me as well, I had my second driving lesson today. It is scary to drive in real traffic. I believe that if you are naturally bad at driving you must simply practice 10x more for half the progress of a normie. It is unfair indeed but there simply is no shortcut. And that is assuming one will ever get a drivers license.Yes, they have a professional set-up, yet I did not make any progress with it. That means if I would have a real driving lesson, it would be even worse. To be honest here, I am also afraid of going back since I did not make any progress. What should I say to the driving teacher at this poin? Also his reaction to this would be devastating.
I really do not understand how people can drive that easily. It is not easy at all, at least for me.
InitIt is difficult for me as well, I had my second driving lesson today. It is scary to drive in real traffic. I believe that if you are naturally bad at driving you must simply practice 10x more for half the progress of a normie. It is unfair indeed but there simply is no shortcut. And that is assuming one will ever get a drivers license.
I believe that if you are naturally bad at driving you must simply practice 10x more for half the progress of a normie.
It is unfair indeed but there simply is no shortcut. And that is assuming one will ever get a drivers license.
I have a nice car, BMW
brutalwhy would i want to summon someone who has no drivers license?
are you a chefcel?If you summon me I can make some tamales with beans and rice. If you want I could also make sous vide prepared steak cooked Medium style with a side of steamed broccoli and mashed potatoes pewpew
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If you like Mexican food, BBQ, or traditional Southern cooking I'm your hombre.are you a chefcel?
can you make a meal up to the standards of @PPEcel?
spic food is pretty great ngl
Stop making fun of him man
Also no I'm not a Chefcel, I just happen to read a lot of cookbooks and enthuse about getting the exact correct amount of SFAH balance in a dish.are you a chefcel?
can you make a meal up to the standards of @PPEcel?
spic food is pretty great ngl
Also no I'm not a Chefcel, I just happen to read a lot of cookbooks and enthuse about getting the exact correct amount of SFAH balance in a dish.
I'd say my skills amount to being 10x better cook than females in the 1950s when they actually knew how to cook when it comes to any food that isn't Mexican food.
When it comes to Mexican food, well
pewpew
consider posting some recipes for living outside of homecels
I tried making chilli con carne but it didn't turn out that great due to my low iq
Genetics determines everything in life.The thing is, I did not even make any progress at driving simulation and I had 10 lessons. How am I supposed to overcome real driving lessons? Also, if we apply this to real driving, then money would once again be a problem here since this is beyond expensive at this point. Let us say someone needs 10 lesson. You say I need to put 10x times more effort into this. That would mean, I have to take 100 lessons. Let us say, it is a double lesson. I would have to pay more than 9.000 Euro for this. This is not affordable at all and absolutely ridiculous. I guess that everyone here would at least agree on that one.
The whole driver licence would at least costs more than 12.000 Euro.
It is unfair. I really do not get it why people can drive that easily. It is really not easy at all. I seriously do not see myself driving ever.
I also do not enjoy driving because I am bad at it and bacause I am bad at it I do not enjoy it, therefore I do not make any progress. It is vicious circle.
Yet females go into the car and pass easily... I really cannot fathom this situation. This is so fucking absurd.