The way to show respect is to not lower your standards.
1. Insult them when they say stupid shit. Call them "fucking morons" and "complete fucking idiots." It's fun to respect women this way. I do the same thing with negroes. They'll write some retarded comment in Ebonics, and I'll respond by calling them complete fucking morons and tear them apart with proper English. When women respond to you with retarded shit, tear them to shreds like they were a supposed male intellectual. They'll block you, of course, but it'll bother them on some level. Use the same insults you would use for men. Call them "sacks of shit" and things of that nature.
2. Hit them if they deserve it. They don't have to throw the first punch in order to deserve to get the shit beaten out of them. If they run their mouth in a way that would get a dude hit, beat the shit out of them. Respect them for being the equals they are. NFL running backs have the right idea here.
3. If they're crying, make fun of them. Tell them to woman up. Laugh at them for being pussies. Go, "are you crying, sis?"
4. If they ask you how they look, tell them to quit being a fag. Make fun of how they're dressed on a regular basis, if they look ridiculous. If they're wearing high heels, laugh at them for looking retarded. Do an impression of them looking like they're about to fall over when they walk.
5. If a short woman asks you to help her get something down from the high shelf at the supermarket, laugh at her and call her a "midget."
6. Be honest about how much their work sucks. Tell them their art sucks, because it usually will. When they tell their unfunny jokes, keep a straight face. Tell them they're not funny.
7. If their writing is a wall of text and/or has poor spelling and grammar, call them out on it. Tell them you aren't going to read their wall of text, or tell them to go back to elementary school and learn how to fucking write. Also, tell them they sound like they're 5 whenever they use emojis.
8. If they're competing with you in anything, dominate them to the best of your ability. Make it look like Michael Jordan in his prime is going all out against a 4-year-old in basketball.
9. Talk to them about sportsball, and if they don't know anything about sportsball, go, "what are you, a fag?"
10. Go into long, technical explanations of things you're interested in. If they say they're confused, tell them they're retarded.
1. Insult them when they say stupid shit. Call them "fucking morons" and "complete fucking idiots." It's fun to respect women this way. I do the same thing with negroes. They'll write some retarded comment in Ebonics, and I'll respond by calling them complete fucking morons and tear them apart with proper English. When women respond to you with retarded shit, tear them to shreds like they were a supposed male intellectual. They'll block you, of course, but it'll bother them on some level. Use the same insults you would use for men. Call them "sacks of shit" and things of that nature.
2. Hit them if they deserve it. They don't have to throw the first punch in order to deserve to get the shit beaten out of them. If they run their mouth in a way that would get a dude hit, beat the shit out of them. Respect them for being the equals they are. NFL running backs have the right idea here.
3. If they're crying, make fun of them. Tell them to woman up. Laugh at them for being pussies. Go, "are you crying, sis?"
4. If they ask you how they look, tell them to quit being a fag. Make fun of how they're dressed on a regular basis, if they look ridiculous. If they're wearing high heels, laugh at them for looking retarded. Do an impression of them looking like they're about to fall over when they walk.
5. If a short woman asks you to help her get something down from the high shelf at the supermarket, laugh at her and call her a "midget."
6. Be honest about how much their work sucks. Tell them their art sucks, because it usually will. When they tell their unfunny jokes, keep a straight face. Tell them they're not funny.
7. If their writing is a wall of text and/or has poor spelling and grammar, call them out on it. Tell them you aren't going to read their wall of text, or tell them to go back to elementary school and learn how to fucking write. Also, tell them they sound like they're 5 whenever they use emojis.
8. If they're competing with you in anything, dominate them to the best of your ability. Make it look like Michael Jordan in his prime is going all out against a 4-year-old in basketball.
9. Talk to them about sportsball, and if they don't know anything about sportsball, go, "what are you, a fag?"
10. Go into long, technical explanations of things you're interested in. If they say they're confused, tell them they're retarded.
