SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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I posted this when I was a 2018cel. Since everyone back then is now banned, I wanna see what you newcels are at SMV wise so I've updated this with a few tweaks:
Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? Here's what my categories would look like:
10 categories, 10 points each:
Face
10/10- Prime Brad Bitt or Prime Leo
9/10- Hemsworth, Meeks, Momoa
7/10 Dylan Roof
6/10 - Ted Bundy
5/10 -Adam Driver
3/10 - JSanza
2/10 - Cho
1/10 - deformed n shiite
Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.
0/10 for me
Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews.
Ginger males, Greeks, and Eastern Europeans are the lowest form of a white, which makes you 7/10. Anglo-Saxons and Mediterraneans are 9/10. Other whites not listed including castizo hispanics are 8/10.
Since blacks are 3/5 of a person (according to whites) they are 6/10.
Mesitzo Hispanics and Persians are 5/10
Since two wongs don't make a white East Asians are 3/10 (taking the worst white dividing by two and averaging down)
Curry is 2/10
Aboriginal 1/10
Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.
Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.
Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan
NT Intelligence (I rank this with an SMV perspective, meaning that if you are too autistically intelligent to an extent, it counts against you)
10- Bill Clinton/ Obama/ Ronan Farrow
8- Ivy League or Oxbridge thru merit
7- Liberal arts degree from USC
5- Normie collegefag from a state school
4- STEM from Caltech or associates from community college
3- STEM degree or a GED
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard or William James Sidis
Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause
10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level (you make the rules)
8- You are a general within your cult, but not the main man
6- You are a Sargent without your cult
5- you are part of a cult IRL (therefore accepted by people, and no incel does not count as a cult)
4- You don't care
3- internet troll
2- virgin but not incel IT member
1- pedo
Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza
Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass
According to my own metric I am 31/100, last year I was 35/100, so based on this update my SMV dropped 4 points
Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? Here's what my categories would look like:
10 categories, 10 points each:
Face
10/10- Prime Brad Bitt or Prime Leo
9/10- Hemsworth, Meeks, Momoa
7/10 Dylan Roof
6/10 - Ted Bundy
5/10 -Adam Driver
3/10 - JSanza
2/10 - Cho
1/10 - deformed n shiite
Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.
0/10 for me
Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews.
Ginger males, Greeks, and Eastern Europeans are the lowest form of a white, which makes you 7/10. Anglo-Saxons and Mediterraneans are 9/10. Other whites not listed including castizo hispanics are 8/10.
Since blacks are 3/5 of a person (according to whites) they are 6/10.
Mesitzo Hispanics and Persians are 5/10
Since two wongs don't make a white East Asians are 3/10 (taking the worst white dividing by two and averaging down)
Curry is 2/10
Aboriginal 1/10
Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.
Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.
Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan
NT Intelligence (I rank this with an SMV perspective, meaning that if you are too autistically intelligent to an extent, it counts against you)
10- Bill Clinton/ Obama/ Ronan Farrow
8- Ivy League or Oxbridge thru merit
7- Liberal arts degree from USC
5- Normie collegefag from a state school
4- STEM from Caltech or associates from community college
3- STEM degree or a GED
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard or William James Sidis
Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause
10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level (you make the rules)
8- You are a general within your cult, but not the main man
6- You are a Sargent without your cult
5- you are part of a cult IRL (therefore accepted by people, and no incel does not count as a cult)
4- You don't care
3- internet troll
2- virgin but not incel IT member
1- pedo
Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza
Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass
According to my own metric I am 31/100, last year I was 35/100, so based on this update my SMV dropped 4 points
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