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Experiment How to rank your worth as a human male (2020 update)

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I posted this when I was a 2018cel. Since everyone back then is now banned, I wanna see what you newcels are at SMV wise so I've updated this with a few tweaks:

Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? Here's what my categories would look like:

10 categories, 10 points each:

Face
10/10- Prime Brad Bitt or Prime Leo
9/10- Hemsworth, Meeks, Momoa
7/10 Dylan Roof
6/10 - Ted Bundy
5/10 -Adam Driver
3/10 - JSanza
2/10 - Cho
1/10 - deformed n shiite

Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.

0/10 for me

Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews.
Ginger males, Greeks, and Eastern Europeans are the lowest form of a white, which makes you 7/10. Anglo-Saxons and Mediterraneans are 9/10. Other whites not listed including castizo hispanics are 8/10.
Since blacks are 3/5 of a person (according to whites) they are 6/10.
Mesitzo Hispanics and Persians are 5/10
Since two wongs don't make a white East Asians are 3/10 (taking the worst white dividing by two and averaging down)
Curry is 2/10
Aboriginal 1/10


Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.


Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.


Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan

NT Intelligence (I rank this with an SMV perspective, meaning that if you are too autistically intelligent to an extent, it counts against you)
10- Bill Clinton/ Obama/ Ronan Farrow
8- Ivy League or Oxbridge thru merit
7- Liberal arts degree from USC
5- Normie collegefag from a state school
4- STEM from Caltech or associates from community college
3- STEM degree or a GED
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard or William James Sidis


Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause

10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level (you make the rules)
8- You are a general within your cult, but not the main man
6- You are a Sargent without your cult
5- you are part of a cult IRL (therefore accepted by people, and no incel does not count as a cult)
4- You don't care
3- internet troll
2- virgin but not incel IT member
1- pedo

Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza



Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass



According to my own metric I am 31/100, last year I was 35/100, so based on this update my SMV dropped 4 points
 
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Cope at meeks at 9. He mogs all the ones you put at 10
Morality is cope, chicks wan't thugs in the sheets, and soys as beta male providers.
 
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>Dylann Roof 7/10
>Ashkenazi Jews 10/10

dropped
 
EVERYONE KNOWS who prime Brad Pitt & Leo are. Have you been alive back then?
they are status maxxxed. If they were in jail, they wouldn't have gotten the attention meeks would have gotten and married billionaires.
 
I got 32/100 guess i will be below 30/100 next year
 
Ashkenazi arre just wealthmaxxed
Without the wealth, they're uglierr than sand .....
 
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3, 4, 7, 4, 1, 3, 5, 6, 2, 4

39
 
Nice lowkey glow in the dark thread btw
 
26 /100 points total, got 3 points for being internet troll and 5 for skinny fat, YAY.
 
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34.5
Because I'm 5'10.5 so I gave myself a half point for height.
 
34.5
Because I'm 5'10.5 so I gave myself a half point for height.
you avi looks like a demon rapist in some Hentai I watched
 
you avi looks like a demon rapist in some Hentai I watched
True ngl.
Download 1
 
38/100

The final question bumped me up 7 points Jfl. Good thing I gymmaxx.
 
According to this I’m 38/100
 
ARe you fucking retarded? Dylan roof was not a 7 and definitely not above ted bundy. I didn't read anything past that its so fucking retarded youre retarded u fucking retard retard
 
I posted this when I was a 2018cel. Since everyone back then is now banned, I wanna see what you newcels are at SMV wise so I've updated this with a few tweaks:

Let's say life is an RPG. How would you rank people, such that some are just better than others? Here's what my categories would look like:

10 categories, 10 points each:

Face
10/10- Prime Brad Bitt or Prime Leo
9/10- Hemsworth, Meeks, Momoa
7/10 Dylan Roof
6/10 - Ted Bundy
5/10 -Adam Driver
3/10 - JSanza
2/10 - Cho
1/10 - deformed n shiite

Height
The ideal height is 6'5, that would be 10/10 so every inch below 6'5 gets docked a point, thereby making a man who is 5'8" 1/10 in height.

0/10 for me

Race
10 goes to pure blooded nordic aryans and Ashkenazi jews.
Ginger males, Greeks, and Eastern Europeans are the lowest form of a white, which makes you 7/10. Anglo-Saxons and Mediterraneans are 9/10. Other whites not listed including castizo hispanics are 8/10.
Since blacks are 3/5 of a person (according to whites) they are 6/10.
Mesitzo Hispanics and Persians are 5/10
Since two wongs don't make a white East Asians are 3/10 (taking the worst white dividing by two and averaging down)
Curry is 2/10
Aboriginal 1/10


Wealth
10- billionaire
6- 6 figure income
1- street shittin 3rd worlder.


Social Status
10- instagram followers in the millions
6- 300 instagram followers, you get at least 12 texts a day from real life friends you are in constant contact with.
3- you get 1 text a day.
1- only scammers contact you, and you accept their calls just for attention.


Skills/ Accomplishments
10- Whatever you do it's world class/ ELITE/ leonardo da vinci/ batman level
8- you are good and confident enough in what you do to do it on youtube and have a niche following
6- seasoned professional
3- you have a worthless degree
2- Chris Chan

NT Intelligence (I rank this with an SMV perspective, meaning that if you are too autistically intelligent to an extent, it counts against you)
10- Bill Clinton/ Obama/ Ronan Farrow
8- Ivy League or Oxbridge thru merit
7- Liberal arts degree from USC
5- Normie collegefag from a state school
4- STEM from Caltech or associates from community college
3- STEM degree or a GED
2- illiterate janitor
1- retard or William James Sidis


Morality
It's a bit ridiculous to rank "morality." I generally mean this, beyond levels of criminality, in the sense of how normies generally gage a person's perceived "spirituality/devotedness" to an acceptable cause

10- Ghandi/Jesus/- Cult leader level (you make the rules)
8- You are a general within your cult, but not the main man
6- You are a Sargent without your cult
5- you are part of a cult IRL (therefore accepted by people, and no incel does not count as a cult)
4- You don't care
3- internet troll
2- virgin but not incel IT member
1- pedo

Personality/Charisma
10- Keanu Reeves
5- Brie Larson
2- Elliot Rodger
1- Cho / Adam Lanza



Athleticism-
10- Pro-athlete/ Olympian in a sport that matters
8- 6 pack
7- you clearly work out
5- skinnyfat to 10lbs over
3- husky/ anorexic
1- wheelbarrow this lardass



According to my own metric I am 31/100, last year I was 35/100, so based on this update my SMV dropped 4 points

Face - 1/10
Height - 0/10
Race - 1/10 - I'm white but might as well be abo given the attention I get
Wealth - 1/10
Social Status - 0/10 (scammers don't even bother bc there's nothing for them to scam)
Skills - 0/10 (also who's Chris Chan? Is this some chink joke I'm not getting?)
NT Intelligence - 2/10 - I have a high school degree but that's basically it, and I barely passed that I had to cheat
Morality - 1.1/10 - not pedo but that's really about it
Personality/Charisma - 0/10 - At least Cho sent videos to NBC saying why he did what he did and was willing to put his face out there. I'm too scared to even do that.
Athleticism - 0/10 - I'm super skinny and I can barely pick shit up. I'm the type of guy who even foids would ruffle my hair and call me little brother or some shit even though I'm in my fucking 30s

FINAL - 6.1/100

Conclusion: It's over. I should probably rope soon.
 
20-29 = incel
Under 20= trucel
30+ = larper/fakecel imo or still too young and have a chance at ascension.
Age category is missing.
IMO this one seems like the ultimate smv calculator. So if it was out of 10 I would be a 2.6
 
Cope at meeks at 9. He mogs all the ones you put at 10
Morality is cope, chicks wan't thugs in the sheets, and soys as beta male providers.
I agree, no such thing as morality , you either a lawbreaker or not. Replace it with age and anything over 30 is zero .
That will knock me down to 23 instead of 26, I dont care because it's over for me .
 
35 to 37.
Its so over for me.
 
Cope at meeks at 9. He mogs all the ones you put at 10
Morality is cope, chicks wan't thugs in the sheets, and soys as beta male providers.
Obama is dumb.

Research how the CIA put him into Chicago.
 
Obama is dumb.

Research how the CIA put him into Chicago.
THere is a difference between NT intellect and pure IQ. Having too high IQ in a STEM sort of way counts against you
 
39
Currypill is brootal:smonk:
 
35, but some of the questions didn't make sense to me
 
35/100

And I was being generous with my ratings.:feelsrope:
 
23. Fuark, i'm such a fucking Truecel. It Never begun .
 
i was friends with a guy who is atleast a 62 on this scale
 
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Fuckin KEK at Ashkenazi Jews being 10:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

pretty sure you were paid shekels for that:feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink:

their yarmulkas bring their SMV to 7:smonk:
 
Face
6, I guess. I mog Adam Driver

Height
1

Race
9

Wealth
2

Social Status
2?

Skills/ Accomplishments
2

NT Intelligence (I rank this with an SMV perspective, meaning that if you are too autistically intelligent to an extent, it counts against you)
3?

Morality
3

Personality/Charisma
4~

Athleticism-
6
38/100
 

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