Bulbasaur
Get in my pokéball, baby!
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1. Make a profile of yourself on a dating app. Actually follow the normie advice. Shave, get a haircut, wear your best clothes, have photos of you taken outside in the best lighting possible and from the best angles possible. Smile in the photos. Get 0 matches.
2. Chadfish. Make a profile of a good looking man on a dating app. Get plenty of matches. When chatting with women, be genuine. Admit to having “nerdy” hobbies like anime or video games. Make your “weird” jokes that no one supposedly understands. Get complimented for being “nice,” “funny,” “smart,” and “interesting.”
3. Juggernautfish. Make a profile of a 60 year old, morbidly obese woman. In the bio, state that you were just released from a mental institution because you have a severe form of schizophrenia, that you’re homeless, and that you demand men fully support you financially. Get plenty of matches from average looking men half your age taking you up on the offer.
4. Enquire how other couples met. If you have a cousin or a normie classmate, ask how this and that met. Notice how in more than 70% of cases the answer is “on a dating app.”
Your world will never be the same.
2. Chadfish. Make a profile of a good looking man on a dating app. Get plenty of matches. When chatting with women, be genuine. Admit to having “nerdy” hobbies like anime or video games. Make your “weird” jokes that no one supposedly understands. Get complimented for being “nice,” “funny,” “smart,” and “interesting.”
3. Juggernautfish. Make a profile of a 60 year old, morbidly obese woman. In the bio, state that you were just released from a mental institution because you have a severe form of schizophrenia, that you’re homeless, and that you demand men fully support you financially. Get plenty of matches from average looking men half your age taking you up on the offer.
4. Enquire how other couples met. If you have a cousin or a normie classmate, ask how this and that met. Notice how in more than 70% of cases the answer is “on a dating app.”
Your world will never be the same.





