How to painlessly take my own life

[looksmaxcopecel]

I have decided for a variety of reasons that I just do not want to live any more. I don't want people in the comments to try to sway me, I just need advice on the easiest and most painless way to do it. I don't want to end up being a cripple or vegetable if I fail, so I'm afraid of jumping, hanging, or shooting as those things can fail.

 

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See sanctioned suicide

 

[HighTGymcel]

>Make a selfie of yourself
>build time machine
>go back to before you were born
>show parents pic of yourself in the future + explain your situation
>tell them to never have a kid or else it will suffer miserably

 

[aesthetic_recon]

shotgun. one moment the here next BOOM. you're gone

 

[mistersinister]

101

 

[ethniccel1]

Locomotive? Or do some of them survive?

 

[Oroborus]

Pain is what makes things interesting

 

[Billowel]

i understand the desire to rope,but i seriously hope you re think it. we only have one life,and there is much to this life that one can comteplate that should deter one from suicide.

read a good book like and there were none,or a vn like 999,and read something more philosiphical like the book of jobs.from what i understood most suicide angst comes in phases,so if you sit back and relax,it should pass.last thing you need is you regretting everything 5 seconds just before you die.

 

[aeoae]

Heroin. $50 of smack and you fall asleep (in a videogame).

 

[텍스트]

edifice

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Inert gases such as helium and carbon monoxide. There are various guides out there to hook up a gas mask to a tank. Totally painless but you can fuck it up if there's a leak.

Shotgun is quick and pretty hard to fuck up, though some might not want to leave a mess

Opioid overdose would also be petty painless. Or combine alcohol with benzodiazepines.

Literal roping is honestly a pretty bad option, better to just jump from a height

 

[Sheogorath]

need advice on the easiest and most painless way to do it

try this OP

 

[subhuman]

Pain is what makes things interesting

BASED

 

[Puppeter]

Gun is the only thing that will make it quick and painless bullet travels so fast you will be dead before you know it
I really hope you think this stick around in the forum a bit

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I've considered the "Helium Method".

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

Sleep in your car in an enclosed space like a garage with the engine running. You’ll die from carbon monoxide poisoning

I wouldn’t try a shotgun to the head because I’ve heard you can easily fail and give yourself permanent brain damage

 

[UglyandLoveless]

>Make a selfie of yourself
>build time machine
>go back to before you were born
>show parents pic of yourself in the future + explain your situation
>tell them to never have a kid or else it will suffer miserably

I legit wish I could do that.

 

[Therapywasaaste]