Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of soyboys complaining about how much HaTeFuL, MiThOgYnItHtIc things they see on incel forums. We here at Incels.co understand how hard this must be for you, to see people not worshipping the Almighty Roast Beef.
Fortunately, however, I have come up with a handy guide for you to avoid seeing this sacrilege.
Let’s go into a scenario. You’re browsing incels.co, on your daily 20-hour shift as a watchdog. You love your job, because the inkels are evil and need watchdogs over them, even though you get paid a measly $0/hour. You’re scrolling through threads in hopes of a juicy screencaps that will get you plenty of soy points on Reddit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get enough Good Husband Points to lick between le wifey’s toes? You keep scrolling while thinking about all the upboats you’ll get.
Suddenly, you see it.
Mean words on the internet!
“I think the Roast Beef Cult isn’t for me”, a post reads on the forum.
Such blasphemy! Who dares not worship the Almighty Roast Beef?
Your jaw hits the floor as you spill your soy.
But what if there was a way to avoid seeing such mean words on the internet?
Luckily, there is, and I’m going to tell you the method right now.
1. Press the “off” button on your device.
That’s it! No more mean words for you to read! You are misogyny-free! Now you can do something productive like going outside, planting some soybeans, or prepping the bull for le sexy time with le wifey.
Fortunately, however, I have come up with a handy guide for you to avoid seeing this sacrilege.
Let’s go into a scenario. You’re browsing incels.co, on your daily 20-hour shift as a watchdog. You love your job, because the inkels are evil and need watchdogs over them, even though you get paid a measly $0/hour. You’re scrolling through threads in hopes of a juicy screencaps that will get you plenty of soy points on Reddit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get enough Good Husband Points to lick between le wifey’s toes? You keep scrolling while thinking about all the upboats you’ll get.
Suddenly, you see it.
Mean words on the internet!
“I think the Roast Beef Cult isn’t for me”, a post reads on the forum.
Such blasphemy! Who dares not worship the Almighty Roast Beef?
Your jaw hits the floor as you spill your soy.
But what if there was a way to avoid seeing such mean words on the internet?
Luckily, there is, and I’m going to tell you the method right now.
1. Press the “off” button on your device.
That’s it! No more mean words for you to read! You are misogyny-free! Now you can do something productive like going outside, planting some soybeans, or prepping the bull for le sexy time with le wifey.
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