We all know females hate nice guys (except the rich white boys) and they love abusive chad men. Even if the guy is interesting they still prefer the angry chad who smokes weed and doesn’t pay attention to her after sex. So here’s what you do if you ever become her bf and so you keep her.
First:
Always start stupid arguments with her over small shit and make her feel bad about her body and face.
- as soon as she walks through the door hit her in her neck as hard as you can and she’ll drop to the floor gasping for air. You pick her up and say “sorry baby i didn’t mean that” get her an ice pack and make her a cold bath.
- if you come home and there isn’t any food on the table (assuming she doesn’t work) grab her by the neck and hold her up in the air then throw her as hard as you can to the ground and stomb and break her ribs. It’s ok cuz she can go to the doctor.
- on friday’s when you get off work you both get out of the car and you grab her by the hair and drag her all the way to the door while beating her in her head and kicking her vagina, and breaking the nails you just got her done at the same time. When you get to the door throw her inside and say “oh baby i’m sorry, you know how i get”
- when she’s taking a shower (women who are with non chads take their clothes in the bathroom) sneak inside and steal her clothes, when she gets out she’ll say “where is my clothes” so she’ll be like babe come bring me my clothes. Say “come get them” then as soon as she gets out whip her with a wet shirt you made into a whip really fucking hard. Tackle her on the bed and put your knee on her back holding her down and beat her on her back and punch her in her ass and say “dont you ever accuse me of stealing your clothes” then tell her to go change in the other room.
- make up fake things that happened that put you in danger (say you got into a fight and beat these two thugs up (rub fake blood on your knuckles and make fake cuts with makeup)
- sell weed or drugs
- take steroids so you’re always hyper aggressive and wanna start fights
- tell her you’ll kill yourself if she leaves you
By now she has pair bonded with you and doesn’t see you as boring anymore and cares for you.
Now for bonus
- Get high on drugs and overdose so she has to call the ambulance to revive you and go crazy worrying about you.
- break stuff and smash walls with your fist
- when you two are cooking on the grill take her face and place it on the grill, tell her say yes master or else you wont let her up.
- pour boiling water on her when you two are in arguments.
Now this only works on 4’s and below so don’t do it with an attractive chick, she’ll just call the cops on you.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
First:
Always start stupid arguments with her over small shit and make her feel bad about her body and face.
- as soon as she walks through the door hit her in her neck as hard as you can and she’ll drop to the floor gasping for air. You pick her up and say “sorry baby i didn’t mean that” get her an ice pack and make her a cold bath.
- if you come home and there isn’t any food on the table (assuming she doesn’t work) grab her by the neck and hold her up in the air then throw her as hard as you can to the ground and stomb and break her ribs. It’s ok cuz she can go to the doctor.
- on friday’s when you get off work you both get out of the car and you grab her by the hair and drag her all the way to the door while beating her in her head and kicking her vagina, and breaking the nails you just got her done at the same time. When you get to the door throw her inside and say “oh baby i’m sorry, you know how i get”
- when she’s taking a shower (women who are with non chads take their clothes in the bathroom) sneak inside and steal her clothes, when she gets out she’ll say “where is my clothes” so she’ll be like babe come bring me my clothes. Say “come get them” then as soon as she gets out whip her with a wet shirt you made into a whip really fucking hard. Tackle her on the bed and put your knee on her back holding her down and beat her on her back and punch her in her ass and say “dont you ever accuse me of stealing your clothes” then tell her to go change in the other room.
- make up fake things that happened that put you in danger (say you got into a fight and beat these two thugs up (rub fake blood on your knuckles and make fake cuts with makeup)
- sell weed or drugs
- take steroids so you’re always hyper aggressive and wanna start fights
- tell her you’ll kill yourself if she leaves you
By now she has pair bonded with you and doesn’t see you as boring anymore and cares for you.
Now for bonus
- Get high on drugs and overdose so she has to call the ambulance to revive you and go crazy worrying about you.
- break stuff and smash walls with your fist
- when you two are cooking on the grill take her face and place it on the grill, tell her say yes master or else you wont let her up.
- pour boiling water on her when you two are in arguments.
Now this only works on 4’s and below so don’t do it with an attractive chick, she’ll just call the cops on you.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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