Venting Jokes don't land

[Sir Silentium]

I was at a church fellowship event recently, and there was a desert setup with a few young female servers. The guy in front of me made a joke and asked for 1 singular sprinkle on his icecream, and she laughed + seemed very amused by the comment. I made the same joke moments later I said "can I just get 2 sprinkles", to which she replied "why do you have to be so specific"?

This same female I've tried to make conversation in the past. Once she put a box of chips on the table, and I asked her what they were, to which I got no response and she walked off. There was no way she couldn't have heard me, there was nobody else near us.

The males she speaks to aren't the most attractive either (but still above average), but they are very Neurotypical/good charisma/personality (whatever you want to call it), and are on the taller side too. The NDpill is underrated.


@Lo3e @whrt

 

[zd60]

none of my jokes ever land when i tried so i stopped trying

 

[Morbilius]

Won't joke or jester for normies anymore fuck them

 

[Emba]

Humor requires a soul

 

[Halfpassedover]

Most people guys like us meet are biased retards. If you're not 100% normie like them then they'll purposely choose to not value your input in social interactions even if you're saying and doing things no different from others. Then somehow we're blamed for not being popular and well liked. Complete mindfuck. They just want unattractive men to go crazy. Fuck their games. They're just NPCs.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Making the same joke as someone else isn't a good idea.

 

[UruCel67]

Church = glorified dance club for normies and holes

 

[Sir Silentium]

Making the same joke as someone else isn't a good idea.

I'm not neurotypical enough to come up with original statements

 

[Sir Silentium]

Church = glorified dance club for normies and holes

Modern churches yes

 

[nakolas]

I stopped going to my local church of 19 years because normies there made me feel insecure and there were too many foids dressed like whores there, showing midriff and stuff.

 

[Sir Silentium]

I stopped going to my local church of 19 years because normies there made me feel insecure and there were too many foids dressed like whores there, showing midriff and stuff.

If that happened at my church I would consider not going as well. The females dress more modestly as it's not the typical modern church, but still.
What was your denomination nakolas?

 

[nakolas]

If that happened at my church I would consider not going as well. The females dress more modestly as it's not the typical modern church, but still.
What was your denomination nakolas?

Baptist

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

If you want Becky to lol when you make exactly the same joke as the last guy, you'd better be Chad.

 

[iblamemyself_0]

her acting like a jerk in the midst of a church is absurd, she could've at least exhibited bare-bones minimum courtesy

 

[V c z s q e]

Yeah the joke stealing didn't help there.

 

[Sir Silentium]

I'm sure if I made a different joke she would have been all over me... not.

 

[Renegade#1]

only fakecels talk to toilets

 

[Lo3e]

Church = glorified dance club for normies and holes

especially Protestant churches

 

[Lo3e]

If that happened at my church I would consider not going as well. The females dress more modestly as it's not the typical modern church, but still.
What was your denomination nakolas?

I stopped going to my local church of 19 years because normies there made me feel insecure and there were too many foids dressed like whores there, showing midriff and stuff.

No you don't stop going to church at all. You switch to a traditional church.

And you definitely don't stop worshipping God

 

[Sir Silentium]

Baptist

Ever considered going to a pentecostal church?

 

[Sir Silentium]

only fakecels talk to toilets

You are a fakecel if you haven't previously tried. Aka the majority of the forum

 

[AutismKing]

Yeah, larping as NT and watching out your body language is a must if you want to try this.
If you come out as creepy and weird it will be over. It is hard to explain, as I myself don't understand it fully.

Neurodivergence in men dries pussy instantly.

 

[AutismKing]

If you want Becky to lol when you make exactly the same joke as the last guy, you'd better be Chad.

True

If OP were Chad he could've said anything and gotten her number to fuck later. NTpill only matters if you are not Chad.

 

[Sir Silentium]

Yeah, larping as NT and watching out your body language is a must if you want to try this.
If you come out as creepy and weird it will be over. It is hard to explain, as I myself don't understand it fully.

Yea I've known most of these people in my fellowship since birth, and they've always viewed me as the weird autist. Once someone has an assumption on you, it is almost impossible to get it off.