How to know you are an Incel 101

[StemCel137]

Girls laugh like pigs in your presence 

Girls fart in your presence

Girls talk about how slutty they are in your presence

While sitting in a group of guys: One guy needs advice
how to pickup a girl. He asks everyone for advice except you.

Girls talk to you normally and are not nervous. they use "bro" and hard languange

your parents dont ask you if you have a gf

your friends dont ask you if you have a gf

your friends dont talk about girls with you

if a girl needs to hug you she makes sure to: 
1. use one arm
2. dont touch you with her body

when a girl opens a door and welcomes you with dead eyes and no words. 

you are a virgin

you missed 

when a girl teases you and tries to fake attraction for you

when she says hiiiiii in a obvious fake attraction way

when girls message you if they need something nonsexual

girls dont message you with: hi, how are you

the only girls you regeluray message are family members

you have less than 5 numbers of non family girls in your phone

girls dont encourage you to dance with them

they dont invite you too parties

you dont meet up casually

you can add more points

 

[Deleted member 306]

girls fart only when they are very comfortable with a guy like a bf or husband

 

[Deleted member 2686]

There should be a survey for this and then one can determine if they are truly incel or not

 

[cyborgglory]

some even more obvious ones
0-10 matches on tinder.
none of your friends are attractive (chads do not want to be seen with incels)
if you get nervous at all talking to girls (not like asking them out, just talking)
you fap 2+ times a day
you have any feelings of a girl being a oneitis
any more?