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How to grind War Thunder jets with a phone

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Fellow Top Goys! I will tell you how to grind War Thunder jets with a phone!

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"Off we go into the wild blue yonder,Climbing high into the sun; Here they come, zooming to meet our thunder, At them boys, Give 'er the kill! Down we die, spouting our flame from under! Off with one helluva roar! We live in flame or go down in flame. "

Why struggle with stock vehicles and die endlessly while achieving 0 kills? The rewards for trying and getting 0 kills, and not trying and getting 0 kills, are exactly the same.

You can launch missiles, do everything correct, only to have it kill stolen from you by a screaming R-27ER, so trying isn't even rewarded at all; not rewarding trying, is a bigger problem than the grind itself.

This guide is not for you if you:
- Lacks a premium account (to offset repair costs)
- Cares about KDR
- Is a smelly "skill issue" drone incapable of critical thinking

Anyway, let's start.

1. Download Steam Link from the App store and set up your buttons, the more buttons the better, you can see it in the screenshot below:

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2. Bind your keys, like changing radar mode, resetting radar boresight, WASD for thrust/wing control (you will use your mouse for general flight control), firing of missiles, radar lock, flaps, Y menu, 1234, dropping bombs, views etc.
3. Go to Air RB mode.
4. Click "To battle".
5. Spawn at airfield (for extra RP).
6. Take off and point your plane at the general direction to the bases.
7. Fly to the sky (optional if you want to fly to the flanks of the map). Make sure you look around at the cockpit for coolness factor and deniability.
8. Fire your radar missiles if you want to get a kill once in a while (be ware of friendly fire!), about 30km for AMRAAM, within 20km for PL-12 etc.
9. Die to a missile (if not, proceed to the next steps).
10. You should be above a base, now bomb it.
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11. Return to base.
12. Repeat this until the round ends.
13. Press "to battle" again.

RP gains should be roughly 500-2500; slightly lower for modules if you have the previous vehicle bonus + 5 daily bonuses from grinding an end BR vehicle (This is baseline rp gain only dying, 2k+ is mostly talisman based).

You can do that while watching movies, while working, while doing homework, etc etc.

Yes, I do these, and my KD with some jet is 0.2 or something, but all I care for is the vibe and to test drive new planes.
 
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fuck warthunder
 
spade in arcade
 
Update: shooting down missiles (you'll rarely see double red circles on these, they come in 1000m+ and has odd flight pattern on TWS) is a great way to get more guaranteed reward.
 
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Fellow Top Goys! I will tell you how to grind War Thunder jets with a phone!

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"Off we go into the wild blue yonder,Climbing high into the sun; Here they come, zooming to meet our thunder, At them boys, Give 'er the kill! Down we die, spouting our flame from under! Off with one helluva roar! We live in flame or go down in flame. "

Why struggle with stock vehicles and die endlessly while achieving 0 kills? The rewards for trying and getting 0 kills, and not trying and getting 0 kills, are exactly the same.

You can launch missiles, do everything correct, only to have it kill stolen from you by a screaming R-27ER, so trying isn't even rewarded at all; not rewarding trying, is a bigger problem than the grind itself.

This guide is not for you if you:
- Lacks a premium account (to offset repair costs)
- Cares about KDR
- Is a smelly "skill issue" drone incapable of critical thinking

Anyway, let's start.

1. Download Steam Link from the App store and set up your buttons, the more buttons the better, you can see it in the screenshot below:

View attachment 1730219
2. Bind your keys, like changing radar mode, resetting radar boresight, WASD for thrust/wing control (you will use your mouse for general flight control), firing of missiles, radar lock, flaps, Y menu, 1234, dropping bombs, views etc.
3. Go to Air RB mode.
4. Click "To battle".
5. Spawn at airfield (for extra RP).
6. Take off and point your plane at the general direction to the bases.
7. Fly to the sky (optional if you want to fly to the flanks of the map). Make sure you look around at the cockpit for coolness factor and deniability.
8. Fire your radar missiles if you want to get a kill once in a while (be ware of friendly fire!), about 30km for AMRAAM, within 20km for PL-12 etc.
9. Die to a missile (if not, proceed to the next steps).
10. You should be above a base, now bomb it.
View attachment 1730222
11. Return to base.
12. Repeat this until the round ends.
13. Press "to battle" again.

RP gains should be roughly 500-2500; slightly lower for modules if you have the previous vehicle bonus + 5 daily bonuses from grinding an end BR vehicle (This is baseline rp gain only dying, 2k+ is mostly talisman based).

You can do that while watching movies, while working, while doing homework, etc etc.

Yes, I do these, and my KD with some jet is 0.2 or something, but all I care for is the vibe and to test drive new planes.
Fuck that tryhard game
 
Based warthundercel! :feelscomfy:
 
i prefer the roblox ripoff
 
Fuck this game they banned me for cheating
 

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