Theory How to get a girlfriend (not bullshit)

[i_want_emo_gf]

Step 1: find a girl that you want to be your girlfriend

Step 2: ask her to be your girlfriend

Step 3: if she refuses, just pretend like you misunderstand her and that you are misreading her signals. Gaslight her by making her think she is “playing hard to get”

Step 4: if she continues to tell you to fuck off and maybe calls the police, don’t stop. Continue pursuing her. If the police question you, tell them that she was leading you on.

Step 5: keep stalking her and eventually you guys will start dating and she will be unable to refuse you. If she still is resistant, you must continue to tell her that she is wrong about you and that you’ll change her mind.

Congratulations, you now have a girlfriend. In time, you will mold her into being a submissive wife.

 

[Bianor]

Tldr: be chad

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

dnr

No one cares

 

[Friday I'm In Love]

this method is better

 

[idgaf]

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

Clearly you do sweetie

 

[zephyr]

 

[HONKLERedux]

dnr

 

[Nate Higgers]

Tldr: be chad

 

[Therapywasaaste]

this method is better

Based, that girl's totally my type. Hottie.

 

[NorthernWind]

This would work if you and her lived in the isolated place. But you would risk angering her male relatives for example.

 

[PillarofReality]

dnr

Tldr: be chad

 

[Immolator]

Doesn’t work if you live in a sexually liberal country, just a free trip to state prison.

 

[Antifem Lord]

Step 1. grape

 

[Wumbus]

Step 0. be chad