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how to get a cat

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Greycel
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i want to get a cat but my parents hate them how can i convince them to get me a cat
 
Tell them you want to feel less lonely and you will take care of it.
 
promise them you'll fully take care of it, handle everything and take responsibility. if you're still at school, promise them you'll get better grades or something in return
 
if they're worried about costs, there's several adoption centers that put up cats for free in most countries. the only thing you probably need to do is sign some paperwork and make sure your household is friendly enough for the cat
 
Dont get one because they suck
 
I personally fucking despise felines but you can lure a stray feline with food.
 
Act depressed and loney, then threaten them with suicide like I did so they could get me a dog. It worked.
 
promise them you'll fully take care of it, handle everything and take responsibility. if you're still at school, promise them you'll get better grades or something in return
i did this but theyr not tryna hear me out
 
tell them if it dies you can just get a new one, beat them if they don't want to
 
They killed mine so Goodluck with that
 
Kidnapp a stray one of the streets
 
promise them you'll fully take care of it, handle everything and take responsibility. if you're still at school, promise them you'll get better grades or something in return
Empty promises are useless. He should show some results first. Then maybe they can be convinced.
 
Can you financially support a cat without their help? Cats aren’t the most expensive but I spend roughly $60 a week on cat food and litter. Not to mention if they randomly get sick or eat something they shouldn’t a vet cost usually over $100 even for a checkup.
 
A mouse and rat infestation could convince your parents. :bigbrain:
 
if they're worried about costs, there's several adoption centers that put up cats for free in most countries. the only thing you probably need to do is sign some paperwork and make sure your household is friendly enough for the cat
The costs to take care of a cat are MUCH HIGHER anyway.

One visit at the veterinary can srt you back several hundred Euros.

As much as I like cats, I will never adopt such a liability.
 
You should convince your parents to get you a sex slave instead.
 
An old lady took my cat but i let her keep it cause i think it was sick and it had a better chance of surviving and being happy with her
 
The costs to take care of a cat are MUCH HIGHER anyway.

One visit at the veterinary can srt you back several hundred Euros.

As much as I like cats, I will never adopt such a liability.
the thought of having a cat is very much different compared to actually having one
 
I have 2, Better than any other pet imo
 
Just keep mentioning till they get sick of it and cave in. Use what ever emotional manipulation you can.
 
Here you go

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Just be a retarded noodlewhore in a Chinese mountain, they'll come to you.
 
buy one from @catcel
 

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