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JFL How to escape inceldom; the checklist.

narcissist

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Have you
Had a shower today?
Had a haircut today?
Went shopping for stylish clothes today?
Respect a woman with a 200+ body count?
Have you made at least $10k today?
Have you completely change your personality today?
Have you got a tan today?
Have you respected women and cuckolds on Reddit today?

Minimum requirements to get laid as an ugly incel today.

Add more.
 
Step 1) Be attractive
Step 2) Don't be unattractive
 
Also don't forget to watch Jordan Peterson, clean your room, and eat breakfast every day, you fucking misogynist
 
Have you ate breakfast today?
 
Drop $500 on supplements and ebooks.
 
Approach at a 45 degree angle.
Pay for all the dinners, show her you’re a “giving” man.
Accept Cardi B as the heiress apparent, after all, strippers are modern-day heroines!
Always take an SJW stance on everything, women LOVE progressive guys.
 
Have you ate breakfast today?
Cope. You can only ascend by intermittent fasting Tenor 2
 
i didn't do any of these today
 
i didn't do any of these today

You’re a volcel who has no right to complain or you’re an evil white male who knows he can’t be redeemed according to normies.
 
Just eat breakfast (JEB) theory is what separates incels from normies and possibly Chads.
 
Suicide or dEath by natuRal causes
 
Had a shower today?
Had a haircut today?
Went shopping for stylish clothes today?
Respect a woman with a 200+ body count?
Have you made at least $10k today?
Have you completely changed your personality today?
Have you got a tan today?
Have you respected women and cuckolds on Reddit today?
Have you been to the gym today?
Where you born with decent body proportions today?
Have you bought that sports car today?
Have you learnt to dance/guitar/sing/sport?
Have you changed genetics today?
Have you tried being yourself today?
Have you tried having some confidence today?
Have you tried faking till you make it today?
Have you tried asking every girl today?
Have you tried Tinder today?
Have you checked your privilege today?
Have you curbed your toxic masculinity today?
Have you tried being more of a man today?
Have you tried being more dominant today?
Have you tried not being dominant today?
Have you tried to not look creepy today?
Have you tried not being an evil misogynistic rapist today?
Have you tried being a cuck today?
 
Had a shower today?
Had a haircut today?
Went shopping for stylish clothes today?
Respect a woman with a 200+ body count?
Have you made at least $10k today?
Have you completely changed your personality today?
Have you got a tan today?
Have you respected women and cuckolds on Reddit today?
Have you been to the gym today?
Where you born with decent body proportions today?
Have you bought that sports car today?
Have you learnt to dance/guitar/sing/sport?
Have you changed genetics today?
Have you tried being yourself today?
Have you tried having some confidence today?
Have you tried faking till you make it today?
Have you tried asking every girl today?
Have you tried Tinder today?
Have you checked your privilege today?
Have you curbed your toxic masculinity today?
Have you tried being more of a man today?
Have you tried being more dominant today?
Have you tried not being dominant today?
Have you tried to not look creepy today?
Have you tried not being an evil misogynistic rapist today?
Have you tried being a cuck today?
Top kek tbh
 
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Douse yourself with fertiliser to grow tall.
 

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