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How to escape cursed geography 101

Pikacel

Pikacel

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>Be leader of some tribe
>Stuck in dogshit landlocked region with no access trade, stuck with subsistence tier economy as a result
>Decide in order to enrich your tribe you must conquer the coastal regions
>Begin a series of expansions where you raid local tribes, kill their men and rape their women
>Pass this prerogative down to your sons
>After generations of slow expansion eventually your descendants reach the coastline and brutally sack the cities

>You’re now ruler of an empire or smth
>Thanks to coastal control you have access to trade with cumskins/sandniggers, with their abundant food, finely manufactured tools, silk brocades and quality shoes
>Convert to their religion so you can trade with them (Christianity, Islam or whatever)

>But wait a minute you have nothing of value to exchange
>Realise the Arab needs cheap nigger labor

>Decide you will conduct raids on your own tribal kinsmen to procure slaves for $$$
>Use this to purchase foreign luxuries and weapons to capture more niggers
>Maybe you can even hire a European architect to build you a nice palace (you currently dwell in shit mud palace)
>Live up the good life while your subjects are starving naked barefoot nigger slaves

>All is good until your empire gets wiped out by another tribe or collapses to civil war
 

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