LDAR How to decrease life expectancy

[InMemoriam]

I figured by speeding up the rotting process, I'd avoid doing the roping!
So basically I'm striving towards the best effective methods for a fast rotting.
Open for "non-gray" suggestions (except self inducted cancers)

 

[BrokenLand]

By rotting you're going to want the rope more, you'll just run into medical complications that will make it harder to exist. Wouldn't recommend, but you can do what you want.

 

[Lawrence]

Heart disease tops the list, so anything you can do to decrease heart health will be your best bet!- Obesity, smoking, and avoiding exercise will all speed the reaper.

 

[InMemoriam]

Heart disease tops the list, so anything you can do to decrease heart health will be your best bet!- Obesity, smoking, and avoiding exercise will all speed the reaper.

I don't get fat so obesity is out of the question

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Being lonely is proven to decrease life expectancy.

 

[InMemoriam]

Being lonely is proven to decrease life expectancy.

I'm counting on that

 

[Doctor Eggman]

Being lonely is proven to decrease life expectancy.

Then how come celibate monks live 100+ years?

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Then how come celibate monks live 100+ years?

Many monks were not actually celibate in the modern sense, they still saw whores and did gay things with other monks.

 

[verzetn]

there r many drugs that give out side effects that damage one's kidneys, livers etc. many of them might not even need prescription.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Many monks were not actually celibate in the modern sense, they still saw whores and did gay things with other monks.

Tfu on monks anti faggot non-escortcels are the true monks.

 

[1337hikki]

Ingest unhealthy amounts of vitamins and metals each day

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Use boatloads of steroids. Apparently being on a low caloric diet increases your life expectancy, not because it will keep you leaner, but because growing in size limits your life expectancy. Asians tend to live longer, because they are smaller on average and they eat less.

So, take a lot of steroids, lift weights, use drugs

 

[Neeru]

Keep using paracetamol continuously and you will eventually die of liver failure.

It's an horrible death I think, wouldn't do it

 

[AngelLord]

Then how come celibate monks live 100+ years?

Is that true ?
edit : Shit it is

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://paa2012.princeton.edu/papers/122836&ved=2ahUKEwjdgqaWrpb5AhUH-YUKHbERC6gQFnoECEQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3c_VAUxssK1gSzNEQq-nTb

Monks live longer

 

[Oroborus]

Just keep rotting, that's why I'm doing

 

[turbosperg]

Then how come celibate monks live 100+ years?

Monks are not lonely.