Serious How to cook turkey

[HappilySingle]

So I bought a turkey and I'm spending Christmas alone. How the fuck do I cook turkey? I'm too stupid to cook.

 

[TheSecondComing]

why didn't you at least look into it before buying the turkey.

 

[Dregster]

So I bought a turkey and I'm spending Christmas alone. How the fuck do I cook turkey? I'm too stupid to cook.

Massive Cope

 

[Mrpvolts]

why didn't you at least look into it before buying the turkey.

 

[HappilySingle]

I don't have a turkey baster! It's fucking over!

 

[Musophobia]

eat it raw tbh

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

why didn't you at least look into it before buying the turkey.

You can put your dick inside it
OP, how did it feel?

 

[Yerberito]

That's why i don't buy turkey, i eat chicken

 

[Robtical]

Just eat fish. Healthier and way less intelligent than birds.

 

[HappilySingle]

You can put your dick inside it
OP, how did it feel?

Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[Newbie17]

Put some seasoning on it. Put it in the oven. Take it out when it's done.

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Just be Jamie Oliver bro!

 

[HappilySingle]

You can just use a spoon.

Einstein IQ

 

[Sans]

@knajjd @Blacktarpill

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

eat it raw tbh

Just get food poisoning theory

 

[Musophobia]

Just get food poisoning theory

get sick on purpose to make nurses touch you theory is legit tbh

 

[HappilySingle]

Just get food poisoning theory

End up going to the ER.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

its over

 

[Six]

Its over br0, just give up and fuck the turkey.

 

[zangano1]

I don't know i'm not a female

 

[Newbie17]

@Newbie17 Thoughts on this comment?

Let us know how it turns out.

Your comment? Schopenhauer IQ

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Its over br0, just give up and fuck the turkey.
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[CumBoy]

put in the microwave for like 5 min and see if its hot yet

 

[Newbie17]

No man, your comment

@Newbie17 Thoughts?

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legit loling

No real thoughts, except that you chefmog me from Ontario to Amsterdam

 

[Deleted member 23450]

This may help you

 

[Saudade]

Just be Jamie Oliver bro!