How to become a shabbos goy?

[imygsn]

I want to get paid to be a servant for jews tbh.

 

[Pancakecel]

Base your beliefs and behaviors, on whatever reddit tells you

 

[imygsn]

Base your beliefs and behaviors, on whatever reddit tells you

I want to be an actual one like switching lights on shabbat not the meme one

 

[ogercel]

Why?
Step 1 find a big jew or freemason
Step 2 pledge your allegiance to Satan
Step 3 get fucked by a dog on camera after writing a suicide note
Step 4 ?
Step 5 profit