JFL How to ascend

[Left4DeadKoala]

1. Get good personality
2. Touch grass
3. Listen to her problems
4. Get a haircut
5. Never get up!
6. Give her chocolate
7. Give her flowers
8. Tell her good morning and compliment her
9. Be emotionally supportive
10. Make her laugh
11. Get hobby
12. Be confident
13. Be assertive
14. Spit game
15. Hold the door open for her

You don't need to be attractive or tall or anything guys! . Just do these 15 things and she will be all over your incel dick!

 

[der_komische]

Hold the door open for her

I did that with a girl when i started wageslaving and i knew it gave her the ick cause she avoided looking or speaking to me after that
yes ik I was a cuck but what else are you supposed to do as an ugly autistic dude u just try dumb shit and hope for a miracle

 

[slashER]

this is unironically what normies say

"just be confident inkwell" ㅤㅤㅤ

I JUST WANT SOME PUSSY BUT I'M TOO FUCKING UGLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

how to ascend:

1. jump
2. wheee

 

[LeFrenchCel]

how to ascend:

1. jump
2. wheee

Then you wake up in Incelhalla next to 72 virgins

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

how to ascend:

1. jump
2. wheee

 

[Fifita]

Foids deserve no presents should be free

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

The list in OP was long af, so I abridged it down to the important parts.

tl;dr version:

1. Get
2. Touch
14. Spit
15. Hold

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Then you wake up in Incelhalla next to 72 virgins

be incel: get 72 virgins in incelhalla
be bluepilled ITcel: get rejected by feminist foids in hell, after spending your life simping for them

which way, western man?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

be incel: get 72 virgins in incelhalla
be bluepilled ITcel: get rejected by feminist foids in hell, after spending your life simping for them

which way, western man?

 

[Morphine]

7. Give her some rapes

Holy based