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Blackpill How to ascend from ricecel to Mongoloid Bull

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There are five conditions that have to be met before you can succeed.

First, you have to be as handsome as Pan An.

Second, you need a tool as big as a donkey's.

Third, you must be as rich as Deng Tong.

Fourth, you must be as forbearing as a needle plying through cotton wool.

Fifth, you've got to spend time. It can be done only if you meet these five requirements
 
How in the blazes am I supposed to do that
 
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Not so easy for me :<
 
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1. Be born Chang
2. Slay while ricecels are forced to watch and rot
 
There are five conditions that have to be met before you can succeed.

First, you have to be as handsome as Pan An.

Second, you need a tool as big as a donkey's.

Third, you must be as rich as Deng Tong.

Fourth, you must be as forbearing as a needle plying through cotton wool.

Fifth, you've got to spend time. It can be done only if you meet these five requirements
Even rice Chads have small dicks unfortunately.
 

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