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How the fuck do people end up cumming on their faces?

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Like wtf? How's that possible? Seems kinda gay tho.

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I've only came once or twice on my face by accident. I was laying down, of course.

If guys do that on purpose, they're gay.
 
I've only came once or twice on my face by accident. I was laying down, of course.

If guys do that on purpose, they're gay.
I'm pretty skeptical.

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Why does everything that comes out of our body's taste salty tho?
 
It's happened to me before,laying down or reclined in a chair,it shoots out at 100mph and you just can't stop it.
 
I'm pretty skeptical.

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Why does everything that comes out of our body's taste salty tho?

Salty? Semen is supposed to be basic because the vagina is acidic (kek). Ever drink milk of magnesium? Kind of like that but worse.
 
You can just lie down and rise up ur lags and cum on ur face xD.
I don't do it tho. It is weird AF. They are prob closeted gays who just cope with it that way.
 
Mine doesn't shoot out so I don't have that problem
 
You can just lie down and rise up ur lags and cum on ur face xD.
I don't do it tho. It is weird AF. They are prob closeted gays who just cope with it that way.

Sureeee you don't.
 
You can just lie down and rise up ur lags and cum on ur face xD.
I don't do it tho. It is weird AF. They are prob closeted gays who just cope with it that way.
My thoughts exactly.

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Mine doesn't shoot out so I don't have that problem
I don't fap anymore, but I don't want to tell some of my experiences lol *blushes*
 
Nah, i'm actualy pro at faping and not making a mess.
I'm remember that Indari told me that it's better to fap with the head only, which he have learnt from you. The phallus is the most sensitive part of the penis.

Otherwise.

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I'm remember that Indari told me that it's better to fap with the head only, which he have learnt from you. The phallus is the most sensitive part of the penis.

Otherwise.

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Yes, best method is to use the head only. But you can enhance that even more by pushing more blood to your penis and holding on, this gives extra sensation.
 
I tried cumming on my face once but i realized it was too gay and i don't want to go blind so i stopped.
 
Because their cum flies back? It's surprisingly easy for that to happen
 
i could do it when i was younger. when i was younger i wouldnt even use napkins or anything id just fire away and let it sink in the carpet. if it was middle of the night and i was lying in bed id just bust my nut and itd go all over the place, id wipe it up with the blanket and and go to school the next morning no shower :feelzez:
 
when i was a teenager i once covered myself from navel to face after a week on vacation where i had no time to fap
 
they think of you
 
I don't know how it could reach that far. These big dickcels are suicide fuel:kys:
 
It happens to me when I am not careful
 
superpowers,

and tbh id say eating your own cum would be more gay than cumming on your face.
 
Not sure if serious, you lay down and when you start cumming you tilt your dick at about a 45 degree angle, although you have to build it up, you can't just cum the first opportunity you get. Maybe your dick is too small.
 
I don't know how it could reach that far. These big dickcels are suicide fuel:kys:
my 3.5in dick won't squirt that far for sure
physics
Not sure if serious, you lay down and when you start cumming you tilt your dick at about a 45 degree angle, although you have to build it up, you can't just cum the first opportunity you get. Maybe your dick is too small.
maybe this can be an introductory university physics question
 
I already cummed on my own face on purpose because i wanted to know how that feels but after you cum the sex frenzy goes away suddenly and then you feel ridiculous with that hot liquid on your face, just lol
 
Hihgest it has reached was shoulder
 

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