It's Over How the fuck are you even supposed to kiss????

[Unhappy-Man]

How the fuck do you kiss???
If you were in a position where you can kiss a girl wtf do you do???
Series question!!
I am 23 and never kissed.

If I have my 1st kiss now i wouldn't know what to do and it would completely ruin the moment and she would know i am a complete kissless loser!!

Once again teenlovepill becomes the bitterest pill.

I have gone past the point of no return, i am in the abyss and there is no way to escape.

Over.

 

[Veganist]

I don't know. I suppose act on instinct even if your technique is bad she'll enjoy it if she likes you.

 

[Dionysus]

I just googled it a long time ago so i have some idea. You just do move your lips in harmony and once in a while do something interesting like biting the lip or kissing the neck and blowing some air on it to make it feel tingly

 

[Diocel]

for most people, the first kiss is with someone who never kissed before, they usually do it around 13, most girls our age have already done it, i'll feel kinda embarrassed if it happen.

 

[carticel]

I googled it and asked a foid friend for advice jfl cuz I was gonna ask this girl out and was pretty sure she was gonna say yes,

And then she brutally rejected me

 

[Comfycel]

as an incel....you aren't supposed to

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

as an incel....you aren't supposed to

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

jfl im so autistic
i literally googled it and wrote 3 pages of notes on how to kiss in case some girl had interest in me .
That was 2 years ago now .

 

[Teutonic Knight]

JFL at thinking about such things if you're blackpilled. It will never happen.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I just googled it a long time ago so i have some idea. You just do move your lips in harmony and once in a while do something interesting like biting the lip or kissing the neck and blowing some air on it to make it feel tingly

This is not something you can google.
It is something you learn from experience during akward teen years.

If you are kissless and over 18 it is over and you can never recover.

 

[Ellsworth]

I would try to suck on her tongue. You should do the same. And while you are at it, think of all the dicks and cum she has had in her mouth.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

no idea, look where you are bro half of us are touchless virgins

 

[Diocel]

jfl im so autistic
i literally googled it and wrote 3 pages of notes on how to kiss in case some girl had interest in me .
That was 2 years ago now .

post the text, or pm it to me.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

post the text, or pm it to me.

im on vacation and its laying at home in my appartment tbh
but it was about having the right angle ,
and what i would say and then different techniques
i also wrote several pages on foreplay and sex

 

[Diocel]

think of all the dicks and cum she has had in her mouth.

op is 23, by that age a foid must sucked a total of 500 meter of dick

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

for most people, the first kiss is with someone who never kissed before, they usually do it around 13, most girls our age have already done it, i'll feel kinda embarrassed if it happen.

Time to rope!

 

[gymletethnicel]

even if your technique is bad she'll enjoy it if she likes you.

How would you know?

 

[carticel]

I just googled it a long time ago so i have some idea. You just do move your lips in harmony and once in a while do something interesting like biting the lip or kissing the neck and blowing some air on it to make it feel tingly

To add on this tilt your head a bit and put your hands on their face

 

[Unhappy-Man]

op is 23, by that age a foid must sucked a total of 500 meter of dick

Exactly, she would know i was kissless loser

 

[carticel]

I suppose act on instinct even if your technique is bad she'll enjoy it if she likes you.

 

[wandercamp]

This is why high school sex is so critical. Its the only time in your life when not knowing how to kiss is acceptable. If you try to fumble through your first kiss at 18+ you'll be creepy af and probobly arrested

 

[Wristlet 2]

that's a good question JFL

This is why high school sex is so critical. Its the only time in your life when not knowing how to kiss is acceptable. If you try to fumble through your first kiss at 18+ you'll be creepy af and probobly arrested

imagine 25+

 

[wandercamp]

op is 23, by that age a foid must sucked a total of 500 meter of dick

Exactly, you'll never actually kiss a girl because they'll always be a thin layer of cum residue between your tongues that will always be there.

 

[Wristlet 2]

I don't know. I suppose act on instinct even if your technique is bad she'll enjoy it if she likes you.

cope you'll be found and she won't be interested anymore

 

[Bleachcel]

That’s probably my fear tbh. If I ever managed to get with a girl the only thing I would fear is how to kiss, not how to fuck because I watch some much porn that ik how I would do it.

 

[FinnCel]

Remember that every woman your age has had cum in her mouth

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Exactly, you'll never actually kiss a girl because they'll always be a thin layer of cum residue between your tongues that will always be there.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

JFL at thinking about such things if you're blackpilled. It will never happen.

It is exploring the deepest depths of the blackpill.
Once you ask this question you know you can never recover from what you have missed out on.
You know that it is now indefinately over.

 

[Lame Dude]

Kiss is rape for incels anyway. I wouldnt bother learning.

 

[metabuxx]

Its over for kissless virgins. She'll know you have never kissed before. It will be an instant turnoff for her

 

[Unhappy-Man]

Its over for kissless virgins. She'll know you have never kissed before. It will be an instant turnoff for her

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

Remember that every woman your age has had cum in her mouth

I'd never let a foids lips go anywhere near my face. But as if thats ever going to happen anyway.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I googled it and asked a foid friend for advice jfl cuz I was gonna ask this girl out and was pretty sure she was gonna say yes,

And then she brutally rejected me

Incredibly bluepilled/ you’re a chad if you expected a yes

The only real point of approaching girls as an incel is to reinforce the blackpill, no matter how smooth you act, how funny you are, how interesting you seem, they won’t care.

 

[metabuxx]

I'd never let a foids lips go anywhere near my face. But as if thats ever going to happen anyway.

Don't even dream about fucking foids. At least they wash their face which removes most of the cum jizzed on them by Chads. But its impossible to remove cum from their pussies. They retain the cum from every Chad they fuck. So if you are fucking a foid, you are touching other men's cum.

 

[Hate_my_life]

JFL at thinking about such things if you're blackpilled. It will never happen.

This.

I don't know why you guys worry so much about something that'll never happen.
I remember watching Prank Invasion and other Youtube channels on "How to kiss" a foid in my bluepilled days, thinking the opportunity would ever arise.

 

[Kent]

 

[Saddam]

Reposting copypasta:
There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.

The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just hapen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thoguht it would be cool and fun to play soprts, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no deep thought put into any of this, these thing just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alonewondering why you don't have a
single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You are just supposed to exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on the flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit.

 

[tulasdanslos]

Reposting copypasta:
There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.

The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just hapen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thoguht it would be cool and fun to play soprts, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no deep thought put into any of this, these thing just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alonewondering why you don't have a
single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You are just supposed to exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on the flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit.

It's incredible how much this pasta triggers normies and roasties, I'm on 4/r9k/ rn and the topic on this has them literally fuming.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

Reposting copypasta:
There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.

The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just hapen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thoguht it would be cool and fun to play soprts, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no deep thought put into any of this, these thing just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alonewondering why you don't have a
single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You are just supposed to exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on the flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit.

I cannot respond

 

[Yerberito]

Brutal teenlovepill

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Just be low inhib, practice on some random women, then leave the area. Lol.

 

[Wristlet 2]

Just be low inhib, practice on some random women, then leave the area. Lol.

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