RageFuel How the fuck am I supposed to get laid in real life if I can't even get laid in my dreams?

[Not_Important]

I had a dream about an 8/10 blonde Stacy that I was in the same friend group with in high school.
She had absolutely no intentions of fucking me, but she kept me around as a "friend" (orbiter) because I always made her laugh.
Anyways, onto the dream.
It's been like half a decade since we've last seen each other, and she runs up to me and hugs me.
Eventually things escalate, and we're in my bed.
I've never known what the touch of a woman feels like in real life, but she felt really soft and smelled really good.
Then, right as we were about to start fucking, I woke up for literally no apparent reason.

MFW

 

[Evil Genius]

Then, right as we were about to start fucking, I woke up for literally no apparent reason.

Happens to me literally everytime too. It's so annoying.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Just be c0nfident br0

 

[Rice Cel]

Learn how to lucid dream so that next time when you have this dream, you can beat the living shit out of her while giving that dumb foid anal tearing while she begs for mercy and sweet release

 

[Haywire]

i usually wake up before the good parts or i am some how humiliated in my sex dreams.

 

[Hoppipolla]

A female friend of mine on Facebook (gasp) once seemed to think it was funny that in a dream I had about two girls, one of them basically rejected me. I think the other was cool with me but I can't remember what happened exactly other than that.

My point is... things don't always go perfectly in dreams or absolutely terribly in "nightmares". I guess most dreams are a mix of good and bad based on your life at the time.

EDIT -- Oh, and I bet you woke up because you got overexcited, lol. I've had the same problem in dreams before when I was about to have sex in them!

 

[Robtical]

I bet chad gets laid in his dreams a lot because it's something his brain sees him doing all the time.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Not even your subconscious can muster enough suspension of disbelief to keep you from waking, same for me.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Me too.