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I feel like @chudur-budur would have replied to that with an... Unsavoury picture.
Sitting on a toilet is unnatural as hell, I've seen studies that say squatting like pajeets is far better for your colon. Besides if you want to get all the shit off your ass use flushable wipes, they changed my life
You do it from the front,I have never imagined people wiping from the back jfl.
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brutal shitpill tbh
No the balls are a couple of inches away from your asshole so it's easy to avoid that. I just wipe from the start of the ass almost at the back to where the ass ends close to the balls, then do it reverse a few times to even it out, and then finish it all up by standing up and wiping again with a wet paper.Wiping from the front???
Your just smearing shit on your balls like??
If you can't easily fit your hand between your ass and the toilet seat, you should consider getting a bigger toilet bowl tbh
Fatcel busted tbh
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Maybe...
I am not a big guy but if I move forward my dick touches the bowl or the seat and if I put it on top of the seat then my balls will hurt when I move...
Doesn't seem doable. I will try to wipe sitting down next time.
What the fuck are you trolling?!
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I was also not aware that people did this...
I just sit forward and wipe from the back I thought everyone did that.
I stand up
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You are a fag if you dont use squat toilet. gtfo
Lmao
True, squatting is how we are naturally supposed to shit. Ethnics do it every day.
Your profile images are always the best
yes bro. squat toilet=high T
Never tried it except when I went camping.
you should do it everyday,fuck western toilet boyo
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No thanks...
No i didnt mean this kind of "fuck" ..
nope only have done it standing up and have never considered doing it while sitting down
They were flushable wipes that dissolve in water like toliet paper
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Oh cool. Bogs me ngl...
Fatass. Jkjk but fatcel=volcel
Because you are all doing it wrong. Shit is not supposed to be wiped. How on fucking earth you gonna clean your ass full of butt-hole pubes from shit by just wiping with a dry paper? You will just end up smearing your shit all over your butt-crack and butt-hole.
These are the only ways to clean yourself after the shit.
1. Take a shower: not viable, since you can't shower multiple times in a day.
2. Wash your ass: this is the only way to go, learn how to use this thing called "Lota" to wash your ass after taking shit.
But in this case, you need to wash your butt-hole with one hand while pouring water with other hand. If you don't want to touch your shit, you can take a mouthful of water, spread your legs like this
and then squirt the water with great force from your mouth and brush your butt-hole with a Japanese instrument called "Chugi" (Japanese shit-stick).
3. Use Bidet: in case if you want to clean your butt-hole without touching it then buy a high-tech computerized toilet from Japan with ass-washing capability and wifi-connection (some of them comes with android/iOS app) --
4. Black Drongo: This is the best approach. In the curryland, we have a bird called "Black Drongo".
This bird is a based shit-eater. During the ancient times, people used to take shit on the river side, then they put their butts upward in a prostrate position, like this --
Then all the black drongos will flock to your ass and eat all your shit up. This is the most natural, hygienic and environmentally friendly way to wash your butt-hole. But the thing is that black drongos are now engendered species and they don't clean our butt-holes anymore. Those golden days are long gone.
Good point OP I stand while wiping as
a- I've got short arms
b- for some reason I can reach down further while standing and even put my foot on edge of toilet seat or skirting trim for better reach.
I also use double or tripple layers of toilet roll using my index finger to get into the crack.
People who sit down are the ones who can't get their fingers in their bum.
I drink a lot of water and coffee, lemon juice* (*mixed with already salt in diet) cause that helps flush the pipes.
Then wet wipes or a shower.
I try and shit in the morning before my shower and early afternoon if I have an event to attend where I shower and change.
a- I've got short arms
b- for some reason I can reach down further while standing and even put my foot on edge of toilet seat or skirting trim for better reach.
I also use double or tripple layers of toilet roll using my index finger to get into the crack.
People who sit down are the ones who can't get their fingers in their bum.
I drink a lot of water and coffee, lemon juice* (*mixed with already salt in diet) cause that helps flush the pipes.
Then wet wipes or a shower.
I try and shit in the morning before my shower and early afternoon if I have an event to attend where I shower and change.
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You have to lick your ass.
Well prepared for the topic.Because you are all doing it wrong. Shit is not supposed to be wiped. How on fucking earth you gonna clean your ass full of butt-hole pubes from shit by just wiping with a dry paper? You will just end up smearing your shit all over your butt-crack and butt-hole.
These are the only ways to clean yourself after the shit.
1. Take a shower: not viable, since you can't shower multiple times in a day.
2. Wash your ass: this is the only way to go, learn how to use this thing called "Lota" to wash your ass after taking shit.
But in this case, you need to wash your butt-hole with one hand while pouring water with other hand. If you don't want to touch your shit, you can take a mouthful of water, spread your legs like this
and then squirt the water with great force from your mouth and brush your butt-hole with a Japanese instrument called "Chugi" (Japanese shit-stick).
3. Use Bidet: in case if you want to clean your butt-hole without touching it then buy a high-tech computerized toilet from Japan with ass-washing capability and wifi-connection (some of them comes with android/iOS app) --
4. Black Drongo: This is the best approach. In the curryland, we have a bird called "Black Drongo".
This bird is a based shit-eater. During the ancient times, people used to take shit on the river side, then they put their butts upward in a prostrate position, like this --
Then all the black drongos will flock to your ass and eat all your shit up. This is the most natural, hygienic and environmentally friendly way to wash your butt-hole. But the thing is that black drongos are now engendered species and they don't clean our butt-holes anymore. Those golden days are long gone.
Thanks for the info
Lift a cheek and approach from the east, then head north.
@Templarcel421Because you are all doing it wrong. Shit is not supposed to be wiped. How on fucking earth you gonna clean your ass full of butt-hole pubes from shit by just wiping with a dry paper? You will just end up smearing your shit all over your butt-crack and butt-hole.
These are the only ways to clean yourself after the shit.
1. Take a shower: not viable, since you can't shower multiple times in a day.
2. Wash your ass: this is the only way to go, learn how to use this thing called "Lota" to wash your ass after taking shit.
But in this case, you need to wash your butt-hole with one hand while pouring water with other hand. If you don't want to touch your shit, you can take a mouthful of water, spread your legs like this
and then squirt the water with great force from your mouth and brush your butt-hole with a Japanese instrument called "Chugi" (Japanese shit-stick).
3. Use Bidet: in case if you want to clean your butt-hole without touching it then buy a high-tech computerized toilet from Japan with ass-washing capability and wifi-connection (some of them comes with android/iOS app) --
4. Black Drongo: This is the best approach. In the curryland, we have a bird called "Black Drongo".
This bird is a based shit-eater. During the ancient times, people used to take shit on the river side, then they put their butts upward in a prostrate position, like this --
Then all the black drongos will flock to your ass and eat all your shit up. This is the most natural, hygienic and environmentally friendly way to wash your butt-hole. But the thing is that black drongos are now engendered species and they don't clean our butt-holes anymore. Those golden days are long gone.
I think most people squat over the toilet seat, leaving enough room for their arm.
I read something about this in comparison to where you live and the difference between how people wipe.
this is legit. I wash my ass to. you are a faggot if you dont do itBecause you are all doing it wrong. Shit is not supposed to be wiped. How on fucking earth you gonna clean your ass full of butt-hole pubes from shit by just wiping with a dry paper? You will just end up smearing your shit all over your butt-crack and butt-hole.
These are the only ways to clean yourself after the shit.
1. Take a shower: not viable, since you can't shower multiple times in a day.
2. Wash your ass: this is the only way to go, learn how to use this thing called "Lota" to wash your ass after taking shit.
But in this case, you need to wash your butt-hole with one hand while pouring water with other hand. If you don't want to touch your shit, you can take a mouthful of water, spread your legs like this
and then squirt the water with great force from your mouth and brush your butt-hole with a Japanese instrument called "Chugi" (Japanese shit-stick).
3. Use Bidet: in case if you want to clean your butt-hole without touching it then buy a high-tech computerized toilet from Japan with ass-washing capability and wifi-connection (some of them comes with android/iOS app) --
4. Black Drongo: This is the best approach. In the curryland, we have a bird called "Black Drongo".
This bird is a based shit-eater. During the ancient times, people used to take shit on the river side, then they put their butts upward in a prostrate position, like this --
Then all the black drongos will flock to your ass and eat all your shit up. This is the most natural, hygienic and environmentally friendly way to wash your butt-hole. But the thing is that black drongos are now engendered species and they don't clean our butt-holes anymore. Those golden days are long gone.
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Legit comment...Because you are all doing it wrong. Shit is not supposed to be wiped. How on fucking earth you gonna clean your ass full of butt-hole pubes from shit by just wiping with a dry paper? You will just end up smearing your shit all over your butt-crack and butt-hole.
These are the only ways to clean yourself after the shit.
1. Take a shower: not viable, since you can't shower multiple times in a day.
2. Wash your ass: this is the only way to go, learn how to use this thing called "Lota" to wash your ass after taking shit.
But in this case, you need to wash your butt-hole with one hand while pouring water with other hand. If you don't want to touch your shit, you can take a mouthful of water, spread your legs like this
and then squirt the water with great force from your mouth and brush your butt-hole with a Japanese instrument called "Chugi" (Japanese shit-stick).
3. Use Bidet: in case if you want to clean your butt-hole without touching it then buy a high-tech computerized toilet from Japan with ass-washing capability and wifi-connection (some of them comes with android/iOS app) --
4. Black Drongo: This is the best approach. In the curryland, we have a bird called "Black Drongo".
This bird is a based shit-eater. During the ancient times, people used to take shit on the river side, then they put their butts upward in a prostrate position, like this --
Then all the black drongos will flock to your ass and eat all your shit up. This is the most natural, hygienic and environmentally friendly way to wash your butt-hole. But the thing is that black drongos are now engendered species and they don't clean our butt-holes anymore. Those golden days are long gone.
Historically accurate and informative.
Wiping hurts too much. I just clean it in the shower.
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how it is hurt bro do you have a soft ass or what
I’m not sure it just does
Have you ruptured your anus??
hmm it is pretty interesting tbh
This is how I get it done, tbh. Never really knew there were other ways to do it.
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I have to wash myself and shower after using the bathroom tbh.
I wipe in a squat
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