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Ok so apparently most people wipe after a shit while still sitting on the toilet?!?
Explain...
Explain...
its the way nature intended you to do it
also you clean way more shit off while sitting and cleaning it rather than standing up, if i try standing up it only wipes off the outer layer of feces rather than your asshole insides too
also you clean way more shit off while sitting and cleaning it rather than standing up, if i try standing up it only wipes off the outer layer of feces rather than your asshole insides too
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But it must be pretty uncomfortable and how does your arm reach around like?
I recommend you wipe it in doggy position so you're not sitting nor standing.
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do you have trex arms or what
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See figure 1. Doesn't your arm go against the seat??
Spread ur asscheeks using the toilet seat
Wipe
Wipe
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Bend forward nub.
Dont worry, I stand up as well lol
didn't even know people whipe while standing up tbh
I lift my balls and dick and wipe from the front.
By doing it from the front, helps that I’m a wristcel
Only dickcels wipe sitting down.
Just squat theory. Also, wash yourself properly after taking a shit, wiping doesn't do the job quite well.
wtf lol I've never even thought of wiping while sitting down
I dont know how people do that. Hmm I might try it next time..
I think there's something wrong with your arms
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No I can reach but not while I'm on the toilet like???
My arms are thin but I can't wipe past the lid...
Ans if I moved forward them I'd either have my dick touching the bowl or have to hurt my balls my placing them on the seat...
To be fair this does seem a logical way to do it. But is it practical?
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I can see that it's good because you're already there, but it's just inconvenient...
Well if you can pull it off I wouldnt understand why you wouldnt do it.
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I will never have the skill...
Practice makes perfect
just don't have autism bro
I used to stand up while wiping too, until I was around 13-14
I used to stand up while wiping too, until I was around 13-14
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I shift over on to my right thigh/leg, then use my left hand to go under from the left side and wipe
it's not that hard tbh
it's not that hard tbh
What kind of toilets you guys use btw ?
we are using squatting toilets
we are using squatting toilets
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Too complicated 4 me tbh...
I will continue wiping standing up like a man.
What like in India?
i think you may be on the autism spectrum
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I think so too...
No point getting diagnosed tho like...
I won't get autismobuxx.
i'm pretty sure i have some autism in me
But i'm too scared to be diagnosed. No girl wants to date an incel, much less and AUTISTIC incel who has no job and gets NEETBUX from the government
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I would rather cope with the small possibility that I'm not. Being told I am for sure would destroy me even more...
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Well you lift your but a bit and then you wipe your ass off.
How are you wiping your ass, I think you are doing it wrong.
How are you wiping your ass, I think you are doing it wrong.
cope if you are not using a hole in the ground
I kinda lean on one side, so there is room between my ass and the seat so my hand fits.
I just stand myself up and wipe it tbh.
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I stand on my head while wiping
These.
After I'm done wiping my asshole, I stand up and wipe the cheeks (with fresh toilet paper of course) to remove any excess residue.
Great thread btw - would make for great conversation in real life.
"So what did you do last night?"
"Well, I spent a bit of time on a forum having an in-depth discussion with strangers about the optimum strategies for wiping our asses after taking a shit."
Yes bro, and when you lean a bit your cheeks naturally spread so it's easier to clean especially if you are hairyasscel.
I stand up and wipe. I use baby wipes to wipe my ass and that does a pretty good job of getting all the shit. Sitting down and wipe makes me feel uncomfortable and exposed idk, doesn't feel right.
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Baby wipes block the toilet man...
Reach down between your legs and wipe from the bottom of your tailbone to your perineum.
JFL.
Lean to one side or squat.
Lean to one side or squat.
either way works, but just realise that the more you move around the more you smear it around all over you
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